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These are our top trotsky puns. Have fun with a good trotsky joke in English with simple trotsky humour.

  1. Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico. The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.
  2. What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party
  3. When Russians visit Mexico What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?
    Trotsky's Revenge
  4. Lenin and Trotsky sat on old wicker chairs. Trotsky asked, Have you read Marx?
    Lenin replied, I do: I must replace these chairs.
Trotsky joke, Lenin and Trotsky sat on old wicker chairs.

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Trotsky One Liners

Which trotsky dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trotsky?

  1. Robespierre, Trotsky, and Mao walk into a bar. There are no survivors.
  2. What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto? A Trotsky
  3. What do you call a socialist horse? Trotsky
  4. What do you call a store of early Soviet trinkets? Trotsky's Chachkies
  5. What's Joseph Stalin's least favourite sport? Skiing, Trotskiing.
  6. What do you call communist memorabilia? Trotsky's.

Trotsky joke, What do you call communist memorabilia?

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Comical Trotsky Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about trotsky to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make trotsky prank.

An old Soviet joke..

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

An artist is commissioned to create a painting to celebrate Soviet-Polish relations...

to be entitled 'Lenin in Poland'.
Around a month later the artist unveils his painting to a crowd of Soviet dignitaries, and it is greeted by gasps of disgust
The painting depicts Lenin's wife in bed with Leonid Trotsky
One of the assembled guests asks 'But where is Lenin?'
To which the artist replied, 'Lenin's in Poland'

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland."

When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Lenin's wife n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky. A voice calls out, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

Russian to get to the punchline

Why was Putin late for the party he was PUTIN on some makeup!
Why was Stalin late for the party he was STALIN for time!
Why was Lenin late for the party he was waiting for his LENIN to dry!
Why was Trotsky late for the party he got into a car c**....

Stalin calls a meeting in the Politburo

To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, "We must have money, as we shouldn't run social experiments." In his synthetic, dialectical wisdom, Stalin says, "There will be and won't be money." Everyone turns to look at him, quizzically. Someone finally speaks up, "How is this possible, comrade?" "Some people will have money, and others won't.

Trotsky joke, Stalin calls a meeting in the Politburo

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