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A dwarf pony with laryngitis t**... into a bar

and mumbles something to the bartender.
"What? Speak up, I can't hear you." she says.
The pony leans in closer and says "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."

A horse t**... into a bar,

trips, and falls

If a horse t**..., does a sea horse

trout?

Horse t**... up and says to mirror: "why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."

I'll be here all week folks.

There's a new restaurant in town that served horse burgers.

It's pretty good, but you'll get the t**....

Three old guys are sitting around talking.

One subject leads to another, when the subject of pain comes up.
First guy says "you ever zipped your f**... into your jeans? That's pain.."
Second guy, "that's not pain, you ever had the t**... and went to jump on the toilet in a hurry and trapped one of your nuts between your leg and the toilet seat??"
Third guy says "That's nothing, you ever been out in the woods hunting, went to go squat behind a tree to do some business, and accidentally dropped your nuts on to a bear trap?"
First two fellas cringe, interrupt, and start agreeing that's probably the most painful thing they've heard.
Third guy, "that's not pain... Pain is when you run out of chain."

The day my dog died

When I was about four years old my brother had an old beater of a sports car, and one day he and my dad were draining the gas tank before they do more work. So they drain the gas into a bucket and then go inside for beer. My dog Hershey's t**... on up to the bucket and takes a nice long drink.. And then he began to run laps around our house, faster and faster until my dad came out to see all the commotion. Just as he got out Hershey's falls down on to his back and is still.
My dad frantically asked me What happened is the dog okay?!
I laughed and said Yeah he's fine, he just ran out of gas.

The Lone Ranger gets caught.

The Lone Ranger is caught by a group of Crow braves and buried up to his neck in sand. The leader of the braves tells him he has one last dying request, and so coolly and calmly he whistles to his horse Silver and Silver t**... over and the Lone Ranger whispers something in his ear.
Immediately Silver bolts off into the distance and then quickly returns with a beautiful woman on his back, who gracefully slides off him and proceeds to lift her skirt, sit upon the Lone Ranger's face, and then writhe and buck in screaming ecstasy for a full five minutes before climbing off and walking away.
The crow are so amazed at this sight, and the depths of communication displayed between man and horse that they grant one more request, to which the Lone Ranger once again whistles Silver over, and in a voice of mild annoyance says, "I said a posse."

Zebra in Heaven

A Zebra dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells him he can ask one question before entering.
"I have always wanted to know if i am white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
"Only God knows this" he replied "You should ask him, down the hall last door on the left."
So the Zebra t**... off to see God.
"What is your question my child" God ask the zebra.
"Am i white with black stripes or black with white stripes"
God looks him up and down and says.
"You are what you are, Goodbye"
The Zebra returns to Saint Peter with a look af bewilderment on his face.
"So what did he say" Saint Peter asked.
"He just said that i am what i am."
"Ahh, so you are white with black stripes."
"How do you know that?" queried the Zebra.
"Well if you were black with white stripes he would have said you is what you is!"

I ate some Tesco burgers last night.

I think it's given me the t**....

Trots joke, I ate some Tesco burgers last night.


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Trots joke, I ate some Tesco burgers last night.

Trots joke, I ate some Tesco burgers last night.

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