Tropical Jokes
75 tropical jokes and hilarious tropical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tropical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you need a break from the stress of the tropical storm? Check out this collection of tropical jokes featuring rainforests, fish, fruit, depressions, stagnation, wasps, and even indigenous people. Have a laugh today!
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- Short Tropical Jokes
- Tropical One Liners
- Tropical Depression Jokes
- Tropical Fruit Jokes
- Tropical Island Jokes
- Tropical Storm Jokes
- More Tropical Jokes
Funniest Tropical Short Jokes
Short tropical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tropical humour may include short exotic jokes also.
- Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain. Due to all the indoor fins.
- Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins.
- Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing.
- People say you cant be sad in Hawaii, its a magical place Apparently, they've never heard of a tropical depression.
- My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy.
- What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez.
- "My wife went on holiday to the tropics with her friends." I commented. "Jamaica?" My mate asked.
"No, she went of her own accord." - A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
- What did the tropical bird say when he was asked to help operate an industrial machine? "Don't worry, one bird usually can't operate this machine on his own.
But toucan." - I was at the zoo recently... ...and one of the tropical birds just kept screaming at me, so I screamed back. Toucan play at that game!
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Tropical One Liners
Which tropical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tropical? I can suggest the ones about oriental and aquatic.
- What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii? A Tropical Depression
- What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions.
- How much soda can a tropical bird drink? Tucans
- How much soda should tropical birds drink? Two cans
- Watching tropical fish in a tank can be very relaxing. It's the indoor fins.
- What do you call a religious tropical tree? A psalm tree.
- What do you call a morose tropical fruit? A sighnapple.
- What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi
- What did the tropical flowers say to the biscuit tin? *"Hibiscus!"*
- My wife thinks our neighbor owns tropical birds. Ever since I said I liked her two cans.
- If I was a storm, do you know what kind of storm I would be? A Tropical Depression
- Why did the Island need a Therapist? Because it was in a tropical depression.
- What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.
- What do you call a flamboyantly gay guy from guatemala? A tropical fruit.
- A tropical storm goes through Mississippi and Alabama and becomes a tropical depression.
Tropical Depression Jokes
Here is a list of funny tropical depression jokes and even better tropical depression puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a sad Hawaiian A tropical depression
- What do you get when you feel down near the equator? tropical depression
- What's the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder? A tropical depression.
- On vacation I got sad and started drinking 40's. You might say my tropical depression turned into a case of hurricanes.
- I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression
- I've been depressed, so I decided to take a vacation to Bermuda It's now a tropical depression.
- What's the worst part of being a hurricane? You will inevitably fall into a deep tropical depression before ceasing to exist forever.
- What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia
- So I was sad on my trip to the Bahamas My shrink told me it was tropical depression.
Tropical Fruit Jokes
Here is a list of funny tropical fruit jokes and even better tropical fruit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a gay Filipino? A tropical fruit
- Did you hear about the husband on the tropical fruit diet? It's enough to make a mango crazy!
- If a father asked their child if they would like a tropical fruit, would the child respond, Papa, ya
- What do you call a tropical fruit topped with ink? A pineapple pen.
- What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit.
Tropical Island Jokes
Here is a list of funny tropical island jokes and even better tropical island puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Smells fresh, like a tropical island Okay now take off the blindfold. Your family's been dead in here for a week. We frebreezed it
Tropical Storm Jokes
Here is a list of funny tropical storm jokes and even better tropical storm puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a tropical storm that's coming home? Harry Kane.
- Hurricane Michael is now being called a Category 3 But women knows it's really just a tropical storm at most
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Tropical Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about tropical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jungle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tropical pranks.
A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room.
In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry.
"I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!"
With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish.
Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need."
With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts."
With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?
Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...
Woman buys parrot
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?" The man looks up and says "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth". The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!" The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it. Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!" Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits. The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:
"HI GARY!!"
A husband and wife...
A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."
Trump was asked what his favorite musical instrument is, and said "Trumpet."
He was asked what his favorite topic is, and said "Tropics."
He was asked what his favorite multiplier is, said "Triple."
He was asked what he favorite reason is, said "Treaso-...shut up."
How do you brainwash a tropical nation?
Air conditioning.
Good news and bad news
A company of soldiers have been trudging through tropical jungle for three sweaty, dirty days, on a forced march.
The Captain calls his men to fall in, and says 'I've got some good news and some bad news to tell you.
The good news is, you are all getting a change of underwear.'
'What's the bad news, sir?'
'You have to change with each other.'
What's the difference between between the Sine function and a Tropical forest feline ?
While the first oscillates, the second ocelot
If we really live in a simulation, then the creator must hate tropical areas a lot.
Because there is too much bugs
TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.
This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.
I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of r**... for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.
I was in a tropical depression.
The fruit juice diet
A guy walks into a bar and orders just a plain old normal beer. "I couldn't wait to get out of the house and around normal foods and drinks again. My wife started one of those tropical fruit juice diets for the New Year. The house is completely full of the stuff," the guy complains. "It's enough to make a mango crazy."
