Trophy Jokes

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Check out our collection of hilarious trophy jokes! From trophy wives and trophy husbands to participation trophies, Tottenham and Spurs trophies, Grammy awards, and more, we have something for everyone. Whether you are looking for a good laugh or need a great gag for any trophy-themed gathering, these sly jokes are sure to make your next gathering a hit.

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Funniest Trophy Short Jokes

Short trophy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trophy humour may include short prize jokes also.

My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year".... He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy.
I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day... She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen... In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
What kind of award do you give someone who has not moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.
My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder.
My Fiancé said she wanted to be a Trophy Wife Now that we're married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that's how I learned my wife doesn't know how to pronounce atrophy.
Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup

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Trophy One Liners

Which trophy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trophy? I can suggest the ones about medal and award.

What do you give to someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy
I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
What is first prize in a competition to lose muscle mass? a trophy.
My buddy has a trophy wife But from the looks of it she didn't get first place
I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend.
What do you give to someone who hasn't used their muscles In a long time? A trophy
I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week? A trophy!
My friend just married a trophy wife Apparently she didn't win first place
Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies.
What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy!
I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place.
What did the coma patient win? A-trophy.
Someone broke into my house and stole my Limbo trophy Just how low can these criminals go

Trophy Wife Jokes

Here is a list of funny trophy wife jokes and even better trophy wife puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Trophy Wife My buddy introduced me to his trophy wife......
Apparently she didn't come in first place..
I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater.
Straight to controversial, I know. What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife.
Girlfriend: Would you dump me for someone more like a trophy wife? Me: Honey, I already have someone like that!
Girlfriend: Aww, you're too sweet!
Me: Yeah, you should meet her!
I married what some might call a "trophy wife"... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place.
My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife . A participation trophy
My wife said I'm lucky to be married to a trophy wife. I said to her, they giving out last place trophies?
I know a girl who could totally be a trophy wife. Just... not for first place.
I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now.

Participation Trophy Jokes

Here is a list of funny participation trophy jokes and even better participation trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues I don't believe in participation trophies.
Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners. Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
Controversial Why don't white people get a white history month?
Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place.
I don't understand why people keep tearing down Confederate statues? Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award.
My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of"
This is true If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
I told my wife I'm her trophy husband... Too bad it's just a participation trophy.

Trophy joke, I told my wife I'm her trophy husband...

Trophy Hunting Jokes

Here is a list of funny trophy hunting jokes and even better trophy hunting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale.
What did the eagle say to the viking after the hunting trip? Sorry, but this time there's no trophy for your trophy case, Keenum!
Hunting cats would bring a disaster. Why? Because there would be at least a cat as trophy.

Cup Trophy Jokes

Here is a list of funny cup trophy jokes and even better cup trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Don't let this election distract you... From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
My trophy wife. 20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.
How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies? Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.

Trophy Husband Jokes

Here is a list of funny trophy husband jokes and even better trophy husband puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife? Husband: Honey, I already have a trophy wife!
Wife: Aww, thanks!
Husband: Yeah, you should meet her!

Trophy joke, Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife?

Hilarious Trophy Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about trophy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean victory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trophy pranks.

Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.

But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?

A trophy

Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins?

They both share the trophy

How strange...

Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.

Abreva

The official sponsor of the Lombardi Trophy procession... and all other major sports trophies.

I don't understand why people do all of these marathons for cancer

If I was to do one, I would expect a trophy, not a life threatening disease

I've started competing in discus meets

I almost won a trophy yesterday. I threw the discus really far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased. He said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials.
This Gus discussed his disgust on the discus.

Being an arsenal fans is like dating with no s**...

Winning games but no trophy

Some evil scumbag has just broken into my 87 year old Aunts house and stolen her limbo dancing trophy.

Seriously, how low can you get.

A friend of mine has a trophy wife...

but apparently, she didn't come in first place

"It ain't dumb if it works"

is actually pretty accurate when talking about trophy wives.

I've got a trophy girlfriend.

I keep her locked in one of my cabinets.

The Trophy Wife

This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.

So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says "I'm not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself."

So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says "I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!"

He says "Wow. How did you do that?"

She says "Easy: Prostitution."

So now he looks kind of perplexed he says "Who paid 50 cents?"

She says "Everybody!"

I'm not certain my parents' s**... life is dead.

It is concerning that my mom calls me her participation trophy though.

What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?

A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.

My friend has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him.

He was a victim of his own success.

What kind of award do you get for being a #1 couch potato?

A trophy. Muscle atrophy.

If you hang the wrong side of a cat as a trophy on your wall

It would be a catastrophe

Told my girl she was a trophy

A catastrophy

People in glass houses...

A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.

By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."
"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."

A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...

A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.
Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.
One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.
A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.
"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"
"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"

My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain...

...he received a precipitation trophy

Tottenham have renamed their trophy room...

..to "The Room".

An 60 guy introduced his friend to his new trophy wife

When they alone without the wife they asked him : "how did you got such a hot wife? "
He said: " i lied about my age"
"did you tell her that you are fifty?" asked one of his friends
"no i told her i am eighty" replied the man

I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!

What trophy?
Dystrophy

My grandma was quite the athlete

She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?

It's a mystery to me why men like trophy wives.

Their ears stick out and they have they've got the previous winners names tattooed down their backs.

Trophy Girlfriend

Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde on his arm. She's hanging on his every word. His buddies at the club are aghast.
They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're stunned, but continue to inquire about Bill's companion. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" Bill says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy

I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

Why would you never want to shoot a lion in the behind?

Because you would end up with a cat a**... trophy.

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't used their muscles at all for the past year?