Trophy Jokes

Funniest Trophy Short Jokes

Short trophy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trophy humour may include short prize jokes also.

1. My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
2. My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year".... He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
3. My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy.
4. I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day... She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
5. My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder.
6. My Fiancé said she wanted to be a Trophy Wife Now that we're married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that's how I learned my wife doesn't know how to pronounce atrophy.
7. Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
8. My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
9. My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain... ...he received a precipitation trophy
10. My friend has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him. He was a victim of his own success.

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Trophy One Liners

Which trophy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trophy? I can suggest the ones about medal and award.

1. What do you give to someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy
2. I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
3. What is first prize in a competition to lose muscle mass? a trophy.
4. My buddy has a trophy wife But from the looks of it she didn't get first place
5. I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend.
6. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
7. What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week? A trophy!
8. Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies.
9. What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy!
10. I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
11. What did the coma patient win? A-trophy.
12. If you hang the wrong side of a cat as a trophy on your wall It would be a catastrophe
13. I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
14. What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater.
15. I've got a trophy girlfriend. I keep her locked in one of my cabinets.

Trophy Wife Jokes

Here is a list of funny trophy wife jokes and even better trophy wife puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Girlfriend: Would you dump me for someone more like a trophy wife? Me: Honey, I already have someone like that!
  Girlfriend: Aww, you're too sweet!
  Me: Yeah, you should meet her!
• I married what some might call a "trophy wife"... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place.
• My wife said I'm lucky to be married to a trophy wife. I said to her, they giving out last place trophies?
• I know a girl who could totally be a trophy wife. Just... not for first place.
• I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now.
• My trophy wife. 20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.
• My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
  When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
  I said "Sword-of"
• What do you call an Asian trophy wife? An ornamental.
• What are the educational requirements to be a trophy wife? 2 D's and a F
• Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife? Husband: Honey, I already have a trophy wife!
  Wife: Aww, thanks!
  Husband: Yeah, you should meet her!

Participation Trophy Jokes

Here is a list of funny participation trophy jokes and even better participation trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
• This is true If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
• Did you hear the government is banning all participation trophies? They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
• Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too! Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
• Why was the millennial crying? He didn't get his participation trophy.
• If she were a trophy wife,she'd be a Participation trophy
• Those participation trophies actually need a lot of power to be handed out! J.D. Power, that is.
• What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies? The electoral college in 2016.

Trophy Hunting Jokes

Here is a list of funny trophy hunting jokes and even better trophy hunting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the eagle say to the viking after the hunting trip? Sorry, but this time there's no trophy for your trophy case, Keenum!
• Hunting cats would bring a disaster. Why? Because there would be at least a cat as trophy.

Cup Trophy Jokes

Here is a list of funny cup trophy jokes and even better cup trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Don't let this election distract you... From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
• How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies? Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.

Hilarious Trophy Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about trophy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean victory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trophy pranks.