Trophy Jokes
110 trophy jokes and hilarious trophy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trophy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out our collection of hilarious trophy jokes! From trophy wives and trophy husbands to participation trophies, Tottenham and Spurs trophies, Grammy awards, and more, we have something for everyone. Whether you are looking for a good laugh or need a great gag for any trophy-themed gathering, these sly jokes are sure to make your next gathering a hit.
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Funniest Trophy Short Jokes
Short trophy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trophy humour may include short prize jokes also.
- My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
- My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year".... He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
- My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy.
- I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day... She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
- My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder.
- My Fiancé said she wanted to be a Trophy Wife Now that we're married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that's how I learned my wife doesn't know how to pronounce atrophy.
- Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL? They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
- My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
- My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain... ...he received a precipitation trophy
- My friend has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him. He was a victim of his own success.
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Trophy One Liners
Which trophy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trophy? I can suggest the ones about medal and award.
- What do you give to someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy
- I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
- What is first prize in a competition to lose muscle mass? a trophy.
- My buddy has a trophy wife But from the looks of it she didn't get first place
- I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend.
- I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
- What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week? A trophy!
- Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies.
- What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy!
- I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
- What did the coma patient win? A-trophy.
- If you hang the wrong side of a cat as a trophy on your wall It would be a catastrophe
- I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
- What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater.
- I've got a trophy girlfriend. I keep her locked in one of my cabinets.
Trophy Wife Jokes
Here is a list of funny trophy wife jokes and even better trophy wife puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Girlfriend: Would you dump me for someone more like a trophy wife? Me: Honey, I already have someone like that!
Girlfriend: Aww, you're too sweet!
Me: Yeah, you should meet her! - I married what some might call a "trophy wife"... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place.
- My wife said I'm lucky to be married to a trophy wife. I said to her, they giving out last place trophies?
- I know a girl who could totally be a trophy wife. Just... not for first place.
- I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now.
- My trophy wife. 20 years ago, I married a trophy wife. Today, she looks like the Stanley Cup.
- My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of" - What do you call an Asian trophy wife? An ornamental.
- What are the educational requirements to be a trophy wife? 2 D's and a F
- Wife: Would you leave me for a trophy wife? Husband: Honey, I already have a trophy wife!
Wife: Aww, thanks!
Husband: Yeah, you should meet her!
Participation Trophy Jokes
Here is a list of funny participation trophy jokes and even better participation trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
- This is true If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
- Did you hear the government is banning all participation trophies? They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
- Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too! Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
- Why was the millennial crying? He didn't get his participation trophy.
- If she were a trophy wife,she'd be a Participation trophy
- Those participation trophies actually need a lot of power to be handed out! J.D. Power, that is.
- What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies? The electoral college in 2016.
Trophy Hunting Jokes
Here is a list of funny trophy hunting jokes and even better trophy hunting puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the eagle say to the viking after the hunting trip? Sorry, but this time there's no trophy for your trophy case, Keenum!
- Hunting cats would bring a disaster. Why? Because there would be at least a cat as trophy.
Cup Trophy Jokes
Here is a list of funny cup trophy jokes and even better cup trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Don't let this election distract you... From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
- How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies? Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.

Hilarious Trophy Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about trophy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean victory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trophy pranks.
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I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals...
As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale.
Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.
But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife.
What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?
Hypertrophy!
What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?
A trophy
Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins?
They both share the trophy
How strange...
Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.
What's the first prize in the lazy contest?
A trophy.
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The official sponsor of the Lombardi Trophy procession... and all other major sports trophies.
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Who's the first Jewish guy to ever win a Heisman trophy?
"Fred Goldman cause he took mine!" - OJ Simpson
I don't understand why people do all of these marathons for cancer
If I was to do one, I would expect a trophy, not a life threatening disease
I've started competing in discus meets
I almost won a trophy yesterday. I threw the discus really far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased. He said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials.
This Gus discussed his disgust on the discus.
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Being an arsenal fans is like dating with no s**...
Winning games but no trophy
There isn't a single piece of gold in my trophy cabinet.
I'm holding the trophy of the best shoplifter in the world
I didn't win it
"It ain't dumb if it works"
is actually pretty accurate when talking about trophy wives.
Here one from my 4 Y.O.
Why did the chicken fight the potato?
Because it wanted a trophy
I got a percipitation trophy
At the spelling bee...
The Trophy Wife
This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.
So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says "I'm not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself."
So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says "I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!"
He says "Wow. How did you do that?"
She says "Easy: Prostitution."
So now he looks kind of perplexed he says "Who paid 50 cents?"
She says "Everybody!"
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I'm not certain my parents' s**... life is dead.
It is concerning that my mom calls me her participation trophy though.
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Controversial
Why don't white people get a white history month?
Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place.
What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?
A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.
In the end, all marathon runners in a marathon win a trophy...
A hypertrophy
My cat recently won a trophy...
... and she wanted to taste it, so she licked it and I had to clean it :(.
It was a real cattastetrophy.
What kind of award do you get for being a #1 couch potato?
A trophy. Muscle atrophy.
Three cars are in a drag race at night on a highly lit up track.
When the race starts two of the cars take off at full speed towards the finish a quarter mile away.
The third simply turns on his headlights and declares himself the winner.
He says as he takes the trophy, Nothing beats the speed of light.
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Told my girl she was a trophy
A catastrophy
People in glass houses...
A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.
By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."
"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.
Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.
One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.
A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.
"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"
"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"
Tottenham have renamed their trophy room...
..to "The Room".
An 60 guy introduced his friend to his new trophy wife
When they alone without the wife they asked him : "how did you got such a hot wife? "
He said: " i lied about my age"
"did you tell her that you are fifty?" asked one of his friends
"no i told her i am eighty" replied the man
I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!
What trophy?
Dystrophy
My grandma was quite the athlete
She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?
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Straight to controversial, I know.
What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife.
Trophy Girlfriend
Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde on his arm. She's hanging on his every word. His buddies at the club are aghast.
They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're stunned, but continue to inquire about Bill's companion. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" Bill says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy
I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.
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Why would you never want to shoot a lion in the behind?
Because you would end up with a cat a**... trophy.
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Got myself a trophy of a cat's b**....
It is a catastrophe.
What's the best way to make sure the Italian entry wins a Broadway Trophy?
Rigatoni

