Trombone Jokes

37 trombone jokes and hilarious trombone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trombone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for something to make your trombone band laugh? Check out this article for a collection of jokes featuring trombonists, bass trombones, oboes, cellos, and violins! Not only are these jokes funny, but they are sure to spice up your next performance in the band room.

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Funniest Trombone Short Jokes

Short trombone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trombone humour may include short trumpet jokes also.

  1. What did the trombone say to the accordion? “Stop hogging the spotlight, this isn’t just a one-man polka show!”
  2. I used to sit in front of the trombones in band I would keep both my sheet music, as well as theirs, so I knew when to duck.
  3. Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide.
  4. A human f**... can be louder than a t**.... I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
  5. 'What time is it?' 'Dunno. Pass me that t**... and I'll find out.'
    *plays t**... loudly*
    Someone shouts: 'WHO'S THAT PLAYING THE t**... AT 2AM?'
  6. I got my neighbor to lend me his t**.... But you don't play the t**....
    I know. And now he doesn't, either.
  7. How do you tell who at the playground plays the t**...? They can't swing and are always complaining about the slide
  8. What's the difference between a dead squirrel and a dead t**... player on the side of the road? The squirrel was on his way to a gig.
  9. What's the difference between a t**... player and a dead frog on the side of the road? The frog was probably headed to a gig.
  10. What's worse than the sound of one t**... playing? -The screams of the dead.
    -What's worse than the screams of the dead?
    --Two trombones playing.

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Trombone One Liners

Which trombone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trombone? I can suggest the ones about tuba and saxophone.

  1. What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
  2. Why was the dog fired from the marching band? Because he kept burying the trombones.
  3. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? a trom-bone.
  4. What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner.
  5. What do you call a t**... player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
  6. A human f**... is louder than a t**.... I discovered this at a school concert last night.
  7. Why was the t**... player jealous of his computer's RAM? It has more gigs than he does.
  8. What do you call a musician's e**...? A tromboner.
  9. What is a dogs favorite instrument? A t**....
  10. A truck ran over a t**... player... You could say he was a little flat.
  11. Why are the saxophone afraid of the t**...? Because the t**... is a sax offender.
  12. Why do t**... players have the best s**... They always get two holes in six positions
  13. Why did the t**... player cross the page? To get to the other slide.
  14. What is the most musical bone in your body? The t**...
  15. I was playing the valve t**... today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me.

Trombone Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny trombone player jokes and even better trombone player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the conductor feel pain after the t**... player hurt his arm? Symphony pain!
  • What is the difference between terrorists and t**... players? Terrorists have sympathizers.

Trombone Band Jokes

Here is a list of funny trombone band jokes and even better trombone band puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.
    Bonus Round:
    She pulled it out of her t**... and said about 6 inches.
  • What did the band geek get at the o**...? A tromboner.
Trombone joke, What did the band geek get at the o**...?

Trombone joke, What did the band geek get at the o**...?

Cheerful Fun Trombone Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about trombone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trumpet player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trombone pranks.

Golden Toilet

Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that s**... in your t**... is here!"

How to know the time

Dude 1: Yo what's the time.
Dude 2: Dunno pass me that t**... and I'll find out.
Dude 2: (plays t**... loudly)
3 Neighbours Simultaneously: HEY WHO'S PLAYIN' THAT t**... AT 2AM!?!?!?
Dude 1: Broooooo...

A joke as told to me verbatim by my 4yo son: What's a Skeleton's favorite instrument to play?

A t**...!
Haha, Get it, Daddy? Because skeletons are made out of *BONES!* HA HA HA!

Trombone joke, I used to sit in front of the trombones in band