Trolley Jokes
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket
The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $80 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts:
'So does 24 cans of Fosters, and it's half the price.'
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley
The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
Boris saves Christmas .....
Driver shortages will soon be a thing of the past as Boris has personally ordered 50000 fridge magnets from Amazon today. A reporter asked how that will help to which trolley replies "well we know there are two poles in a magnet..."
I saw my neighbor pushing a a shopping trolley filled horse shoes and rabbit feet.
I think she was pushing her luck.
In Harry Potter, as soon as Harry gets his inheritance money, he starts blowing it on s**... stuff off the trolley
In the wizarding world, I believe they call that "Muggle rich"
Last week, hubby wanted to spice things up a little, and suggested we play doctors and nurses.....
.... so I strapped him to a trolley, put him in the hallway, and ignored him for 48 hours.
Why did the trolley commit s**...?
It was tired of being pushed around.
My girlfriend told me i was too childish last week while we were shopping
I was so shocked i almost fell out of the trolley
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