Trojans Jokes

What are some Trojans jokes?

I think Trojan is a bad name for a condom brand...

...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls...

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...

It's full of trojans!!

I was born part of the 1% and it really kind of sucks.

I mean Trojans are only 99% effective.

Because of the Trojan horse, we know that Trojans can be deceptive and unexpected.

These two qualities happen to be exactly the two qualities I am not looking for in my condoms.

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