Trojan Jokes

• Short Trojan Jokes
• Trojan One Liners
• Trojan Horse Jokes
• More Trojan Jokes

Funniest Trojan Short Jokes

Short trojan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trojan humour may include short virus jokes also.

1. If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!
2. A duck walks up to the pharmacy counter... and tosses a box of Trojans down.
   The pharmacist says: "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"...
   The duck stares at him.
3. t**... isn't a good name for a c**.... Didn't the real t**... horse burst and loads of little guys came pouring out of it?
4. I asked my dad, Why did you give me the name achilles? He said, Because you broke through the t**... wall.
5. I asked my dad why he named me Achilles. He said, Because you broke through the t**... wall.
6. I was born part of the 1% and it really kind of s**.... I mean Trojans are only 99% effective.
7. other soldiers in the t**... horse: [angrily staring at me] **me:** guys my clarinet isn't going to practice itself
8. I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a t**... condoms ad. I thought they were horsing around.
9. Hey Girl, are you a newly opened e-mail account? Cos I wanna spam up you inbox so hard I leave a t**... inside you.
10. Most of the time you hear about a disgruntled employee it's because they ended some lives... It's a different story at the t**... factory however...

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Trojan One Liners

Which trojan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trojan? I can suggest the ones about ransomware and worms.

1. Mac users like it raw... They always find a way around Trojans.
2. What do you call a balloon animal made out of a c**...? A t**... horse.
3. My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the t**... wall.
4. What do you call female prostitutes who turn out to have p**.... t**... w**....
5. What do you call strippers in a wooden horse? t**... w**...
6. What do you call safe s**... with a horse t**...
7. Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the t**... War? Because he couldn't heel.
8. How do you say t**... Horse in South Korean? Dennis Rodman
9. Yo momma's so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the t**... man.
10. Why weren't there any black men in the t**... horse? They couldn't fit.
11. Some people say that t**... Horse was an inside job.
12. What do you call a Korean t**... horse Dennis Rodman
13. Why were there no painkillers during the t**... War? Because Paris ate 'em all.

Trojan Horse Jokes

Here is a list of funny trojan horse jokes and even better trojan horse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What common trait do viruses, t**... horses and worms have in common? They are all INSECURE.
• Because of the t**... horse, we know that Trojans can be deceptive and unexpected. These two qualities happen to be exactly the two qualities I am not looking for in my condoms.

Fun-Filled Trojan Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about trojan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hacking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trojan pranks.