Tripped Jokes
105 tripped jokes and hilarious tripped puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tripped that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tripped Short Jokes
Short tripped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tripped humour may include short tripping jokes also.
- I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB That was a trip down memory lane
- I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
- Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs. It was the original trip advisor.
- A German was going to a trip in France... He reached passport control and the officer asked:
"Name?"
"Hans Kleiner"
"Age?"
"31"
"Occupation?"
"No no, just visiting" - Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
- This is a bit wordy… I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
- I wish my girlfriend wasn't so obsessed about her breast size. Even a trip to the car dealership became embarrassing. She told the guy she wanted something that'll get her from A to B.
- A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
- Liz Cheney will agree to dismantle the January 6 Commission under one condition That is if Donald Trump can go on a hunting trip with her Dad.
- My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.
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Tripped One Liners
Which tripped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tripped? I can suggest the ones about trips and tripping and falling.
- Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!
- "I see", said the blind carpenter As he tripped over his hammer and saw
- I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
- How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
Planet - I went on a trip to Chernobyl last week It was rad
- I didn't fall for my boyfriend His third leg just tripped me
- Yo mama so fat... When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up
- I tripped in France Eiffel over
- I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
- What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel.
- The dumpling took a trip to Spain and came back feeling empanada.
- I tripped on a bra… It was a booby trap
- Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
- Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard.
- Did you hear about M.C. Escher? Poor guy tripped and fell up the stairs
Tripped Fell Jokes
Here is a list of funny tripped fell jokes and even better tripped fell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I tripped and fell while mountain-climbing... It all went down hill from there.
- A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma.
I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it. - How did M.C. Escher die? He tripped and fell up the stairs
- I once went on a school trip to a coffee factory. We were having a guided tour around the production line but sadly one of my friends fell into the coffee grinder and died.
Luckily it was instant. - I was running a marathon. I was in first place and could see the finish line. I tripped and fell and now all I see is... De feet
- Sweetheart, I didn't just fall for you. I fell because of you.
Stop tripping me. - What happened to the guy after he tripped? broccoli fell out of his pocket.
- A thief tripped and fell into wet cement... He became a hardened criminal.
- What would a horse say if it tripped and fell over? Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!
- phsyically implausible excuses i cant make it today i drove over my car keys
sorry i was late when i was walking over i tripped fell and accidently hung myself
Cheerful Fun Tripped Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about tripped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stumbled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tripped pranks.
What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Hypnotist
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night at the show in Paris. He hypnotized 7 guys then tripped over the microphone and yelled "Baise moi"......What happened next will haunt me forever...
Who discovered Victoria Falls?
Whoever tripped her.
Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally tripped into his cloning machine?
He was really beside himself after that one.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?
He tripped a fan
I hurt my foot a few days ago
Tripped over the stairs and partially separated my left big toenail. It's getting better, but it still hurts a fair bit.
Yesterday I was walking to class with a female friend of mine who's a cell biology major. I hadn't told her yet about what happened, so eventually she said "So why are you limping, anyway?"
I turned to her, looked her straight in the face, and without missing a beat, I said:
"My toe, sis!"
Lame joke of the day.
Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?
He had tripped a fan.
I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...
The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a b**...!'
Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'
I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious...
She tripped over the ball and broke her nose.
Last night I was drunk and walking back home with gf. I tripped into an ATM and told her I was just checking my balance
Today, I tripped over a bra.
I guess it can be called a booby trap.
I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.
I was floored by the irony.
I've had a rough morning.
I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap.
A genie gives a man three wishes...
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully," and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
I tripped over a bra today
I think it was booby trapped
I believe i can fly
i believe i can flyyy
got shot by the pizza guyyy
all i wanted was some onion ringggss
from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
I believe i can soarrrr
mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes.
A s**... bomber tripped outside a news kiosk
He's all over the front pages.
I know a hypnotist who could control the whole audience.
He'd enter the room, say 'sleep' and everyone would fall asleep.
He'd say ''laugh'', the audience would burst out laughing.
One day, he entered the room where he would make his show as usual, but tripped in the stairs; and yelled '**...''!
The room took three hours to clean.
I tripped, and my buddy and I strangely interlocked toes.
We're sole mates now.
I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra...
It was a booby trap!
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I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.
I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.
I was afraid that I had stepped on my child's hamster this morning...
... but laughed when I double checked. I had just tripped on a little puddle of blood and fur.
Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
I just tripped on a tree
It was a real pine in my rear
I told Iron Man to break a leg, he tripped and broke his leg.
Oh the iron knee.
Note: I'm r**... and don't know 100% what irony is so this might make no sense.
I tripped over my sister's bra the other day
It was b**... trap
A couple was walking on a beach when one tripped over a bottle and a genie came out.
You can each have one wish, said the genie. The wife made her wish first I would like to travel around the world, with my husband, .
Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world. Now it was the husbands turn, Well said the husband, with a naughty look on his face I wish I can have a younger companion, .
The words were barely out of his mouth when p**..., he aged 20 years!
What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey?
Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.
The police are interrogating a suspect
Cop: Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?
Me: I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.
Cop: Son, I think you're lying. Your alibi is full of holes.
A clown tripped and broke part of his arm during his act.
It was humerus.
One time I tripped and spilled my drink on someone in the middle of a joke they were telling.
I never heard the end of it.
Yo mamas so dumb
She tripped over a cordless phone
Jesus said to Lazarus come forth
But he tripped and come fifth
This Swedish guy was walking up to a bus stop when he tripped and fell onto a woman's lap.
I lied. He wasn't Swedish.
He was a Laplander.
50 blondes and a brunette went on a hiking trip
They tripped and began to fall. They managed to hold onto a rope. The rope could only hold 50 people, so they decided one of them needed to let go. The brunette decides to let go. She gave a heartbreaking speech.... All 50 blondes began clapping, needless to say, the rope could now hold 49 others
Why did the drug addict fall over?
He tripped.
A kid was walking with his friend Pete, when he suddenly tripped and fell...
The kid let out a loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," as he was in immense pain. After a couple of seconds, Pete also let out a loud "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." The kid just looks at Pete and says...
Thanks for the Re, Pete.
I tripped over my wife's bra.
It was a booby trap.
My uncle got rich the American way
He tripped over things and sued people.
I once tripped in France...
Eiffel over.
A Hunter and his Friend go Hunting in the Woods. His Friend accidentally trips and hits his head.
The Man hurried to call 911.
911: 911, What's your Emergency?
Hunter: My Friend tripped and hit his head and he is not moving. What do I do?
911: Ok, Don't Panic. First, make sure if he is dead.
Hunter: Ok. *Long Pause* *Gunshot*
What Next?
A man calls 911
A man calls 911, frantically telling the operator that there has been a hunting accident.
"My friend tripped and dropped his shotgun. It went off, and he accidentally shot himself. He is bleeding, and I don't know what to do. I think he might be dead."
"Okay", the operator says. "Please try to stay calm. First, we need to make sure he is dead".
"Okay", the man says.
The operator listens to an extended silence, followed by a gunshot.
"Okay", the man says. "Now what?"
I tripped over a bra today..
It was a booby trap.
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My grandfather overheard me say I was tripping b**... yesterday
He responded I tripped over my b**... yesterday too.
I tripped on my girlfriend's bra.
It was a booby trap.
My 8 year old son was in the garden playing football today, he tripped over his own feet and lay on the floor for 5 minutes, screaming and thrashing like he'd been beaten up.
I'm so proud of him, he's going to be in the Premier League one day :')
My wife is madder at me than she has ever been.
She tripped and fell while carrying clothes she just ironed.
I didn't move.
"What are you doing?!" She yelled at me.
"Watching it all unfold," I said.
A little girl in her Sunday best was running...
A little girl in her Sunday best was running as fast as she could to get to Sunday school on time. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. Dear Lord, please don't let me be late." At that moment she tripped and fell getting her clothes all dirty. She got up, brushed herself off and started running again, praying... "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late, but don't shove me anymore!"
It's going to be ok...
Yesterday I ended up in the hospital. Tripped over a box of Kleenex. Thankfully it was only tissue damage.
You know what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?
"I'm gonna kick that bucket."
And then he tripped and died.
Just tripped over my wife's bra
It was a booby trap
3 men are standing on a cliff near the ocean.
Suddenly, a genie appears and says: "I can turn you into anything you want, if you jump off this cliff. Just say what you want to transform into after jumping, and I will work my magic."
The first man jumps, and shouts:
"Seagull!"
He then transforms into a seagull, and flies away.
The second man jumps, and shouts:
"Whale!"
He turns into a whale, and lands in the water.
The third man, tripped on a rock and shouted:
"s**...!"
A blind person tripped on his way into a restaurant and crashed onto the floor.
The waiter rushed up and asked if he was ok. The blind man said "Fall...awlful..." And the waiter said "sorry we don't have that on the menu but there's a Mediterranean place next door."
A woman was running late for Sunday mass.
As she ran up the church steps, she tripped and fell...her dress came up and her hat flew off. She stood up, put on her hat and started straightening out her dress when she saw a priest standing at the door,
"Excuse Father Ryan, is mass out?" she asked
The priest looked at her and said "No, but your hat is kind of crooked"
The last thing my grandpa said before k**... the bucket...
Hey Ed, how far do you think I can kick this bucket? He tripped and fell into a ravine. RIP pops.
A French man tripped over
He said 'Eiffel'
I just walked out of the bathroom and tripped on my wife's bra
She said it was a booby trap.
My wife just tripped and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes.
I just sat back and watched it all unfold.
I tripped over my wife's bra
She set a b**... trap
At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped
and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.
Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when
the quick-witted Diplomat announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen!
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-
Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece
and Frustration of Hungary!"
I was bringing my neatly arranged laundry back to the cupboard when I tripped.
I saw the problem unfolding right before my eyes.
I tripped on some mushrooms
... hurt my knees, but I'm alright
