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78 triple jokes and hilarious triple puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about triple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Uncover the funniest triple jokes that will have your friends laughing. From triple m jokes to a triple meaning and a triple bypass, explore the triple entendres that will have you in stitches. Don't forget the triple x, triple crown, and Diplo Helix! Get ready to laugh with the best triple jokes!

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Popular Triple Short Jokes

Short triple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triple humour may include short quadruple jokes also.

  1. Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm an alcoholic Sir, this is Triple A, not alcoholics anonymous
    I know, I'm just trying to explain why my car is in a lake.
  2. Life expectancy of AIDS patients can be 30-40 years. No wonder all the africans want to get it, it could triple the length of their lives.
  3. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Sits down.
    The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says:
    > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat.
    Bartender says:
    > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.
  4. Why did the Queen join the Navy after making herself breakfast in bed? Because she was impressed by Her Service.
  5. Following his collapse on set of Better Call Saul, doctors recommend a double-bypass surgery for Bob Odenkirk Oh, good news. The deal went through. It's a triple-bypass now.
  6. Watching gymnastics *gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
    Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser
  7. Convos be like... Me: Hi, my name is Rick and I drink too much.
    Them: Sir, this is Triple A, not AA.
    Me: I'm just telling you why my car is in the river.
  8. My dad while watching Olympics figure skating: "Ya know what they call that move when they fall?" "...a triple klutz"
  9. A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a double entendre." So the bartender gives her Triple Secs.
  10. A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride. I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery

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Triple One Liners

Which triple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triple? I can suggest the ones about treble and trio.

  1. What's the most Canadian Battery? Triple Eh!
  2. Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh
  3. Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars? It has triple the force.
  4. What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's.
  5. I like my bra sizes like I like my wrestlers Triple H
  6. Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down. Triple Eh!
  7. What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
  8. What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre.
  9. What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H
  10. What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers? A Pythagorean Triple.
  11. I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one.
  12. What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'
  13. What Baseball league would Russel Westbrook play in? Triple-Double A.
  14. Darts champion Eric Bristow has died. At the age of triple twenty.
  15. Yo mama so fat, if she was an actress She'd have a stunt triple!

Triple M Jokes

Here is a list of funny triple m jokes and even better triple m puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just discovered the woman I'm dating is a triple threat She has a UTI, an STI and a DUI.
  • I'm a triple threat. My singing, dancing, and acting are all threateningly terrible.
  • What's so great about being in Tennessee today? I'm seeing triple

Triple Entendre Jokes

Here is a list of funny triple entendre jokes and even better triple entendre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A lady is satisfied with her double entendre from the night before but wants more. So she walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a triple entendre. So he took one, and then he gave it to her.
Triple joke, A lady is satisfied with her double entendre from the night before but wants more.

Triple Chin Jokes

Here is a list of funny triple chin jokes and even better triple chin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a really fat rat? A Triple Chin chilla.
  • Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Triple joke

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Ridiculous Triple Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about triple you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean threes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make triple prank.

I'm giving my order at Burger King.

I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"
I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."

Triplets

There are triplets in a mothers w**..., talking about what they want to do when they grow up.
The first triplet says "When I grow up, I will be an electrician, because it's too dark in here."
The second triplet says "When I grow up, I will be a plumber, because it's too wet in here."
The third triplet says, "When I grow up I want to be a boxer, so that I can beat up that bald guy who comes in here and spits on us all the time!"

Gimme a triple shot of Jack

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another". The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having s**... with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say?"
The man says, "I told him, BAD DOG!! BAD DOG!!"

City Life

At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score

The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

What do you do when a horse breaks down?
Call triple neighhh!

My jumper cables stopped working the other day

So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline

Headline: "American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"

That is one long-lived horse.

How to spot an Aussie

1. Shout 1 3 DOUBLE OH!
2 Wait till someone shouts "6 TRIPLE 5 OOOHHHH 6"

My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.

I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."
(A triple ententre for the win.)

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

I come from a family of triple jumpers...

But with me I think it skipped a generation

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

A man walks into a butcher shop...

... one day and while he is browsing the meat selection the butcher approaches him and says, "I have an offer for you. If you can jump up and slap one of these peices of meat I have hanging here, I'll give you what you want for free. However if you can't reach them then you have to pay triple the amount." The man takes a moment to think it through and replies to the butcher, "Sorry, but the steaks are too high."

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cheating wife

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened". Yeah it did, he said.
"I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having s**... with my best friend." The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house".
The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife ? "
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag's and get out !"
"What about your friend ?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said bad dog.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

The sign said, "Pay with your phone."

Sorry Wendy's, but I think my iPhone7 is worth a little more than your triple baconator.

What type of batteries to racists use?

Triple K.
I've had this one on my mind all day, it's probably and old one but to me it's new.

Trump was asked what his favorite musical instrument is, and said "Trumpet."

He was asked what his favorite topic is, and said "Tropics."
He was asked what his favorite multiplier is, said "Triple."
He was asked what he favorite reason is, said "Treaso-...shut up."

What is the cheesiest line you ever said to anyone?

Me: Double cheese margherita with cheese burst crust and triple layer extra cheese.

[OC] A friend of mine told me I should never steal

Because I will only end up getting karma'd. Thanks to his advice, I've gotten triple my original amount after only a few reposts.

Triple H should have used Undertaker as his ring name

Since he loves burying people so much

My friends were concerned that my old car may break down during our road trip throughout Canada.

I told them not to worry. I have Triple Eh.

A chemistry triple whammy!

What did one gold atom say to the other?
Au
That last chemistry joke must have been bad, because there was no reaction!
Would you like another chemistry joke?
I would too, but when I start to tell one all the people Argon!

When asked if he will accept Trump's invitation to the White House, Triple Crown winner Justify said

Neigh.

Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In?

Triple Aaaaayyyyy!

What every doctor is taught in med school.

"What the patient says he drinks, double. What he says he smokes, triple. Frequency of s**... i**..., divide by four.

A man is walking trough the red light district..

He stops at a window with a beautiful girl behind it, takes good look, knocks on the window and yells: 'HOW MUCH!!?'
She: '€50,- !!!'
He: 'THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD PRICE FOR TRIPLE INSULATED GLASS!!!'

Three friends throw darts for high scores at a pub...

The first dude hits the 20 three times and calls: "SIXTY!"
The second one hits two darts in the 20 and one in the triple 20 and shouts: "ONE HUNDRED!"
When the third guy takes his turn, after throwing a 20 and a triple 20 the third dart deflects off the board and hits a nun sitting at the table next to it right at the temple. The woman immediately drops off her chair and the player goes: "ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY!"

A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their s**... life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.
A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.
Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."
She fainted.

Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish. The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly. The second guy asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q.

Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions. Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?" "Absolutely!" says the man. The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.

A horse walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a triple whisky."

The bartender says to the horse, Are you an alcoholic?
The horse replies, I don't think I am. The horse promptly vanishes into thin air.
Now, that joke was a play on the classic proposition Cogito ergo sum , or I think, therefore I am. If this was to be explained at the start of the joke though, it wouldn't work. It would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Triple joke, A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride.

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