Trio Jokes
31 trio jokes and hilarious trio puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trio that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Trio Short Jokes
Short trio jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trio humour may include short trilogy jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres.
- The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip. Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.
"What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.
*"Expecto Petroleum?"* - Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi
- My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.
- What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature
- There are two cats: one-two-three and un-deux-trios. Which cat successfully crossed the river? One-two-three crossed the river because Un-deux-t**... cat sank.
- My Wife Said she 'like to try 5 Guys for Dinner".... I said " maybe, but why not just start with a m**... a Trios instead"
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Trio One Liners
Which trio one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trio? I can suggest the ones about three brothers and three friends.
- What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers.
- What do you call a trio of disabled people? Cripple threat...
- What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers.
- What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio? A sad paradox.
- Did you hear about the trio who invented rounding? Three significant figures
- Anyone here know anything about this trio of holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
- What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers? A Pythagorean Triple.
- What do you call three trees A trio.
- What's a forests favorite musical group? A trio.
- The Hugh trio are an awesome bunch. Hugh Jackman,
Hugh Laurie,
and
Hugh Mungus. - I'm in a band. We're the Fish Market Trio. We sing for the halibut.
- What do you call digletts having a t**... Diglett trio
- What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie d**...
Hilarious Trio Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about trio you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean three guys jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trio pranks.
Coffee drinking trio
3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.
1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.
2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.
3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.
A drunk man stumbles out of a bar.
He runs into two priests outside.
He says to the first one, I'm Jesus Christ. Want me to prove it? .
The priest replies no you're not, you're just a drunk man. .
So the drunk man turns to the second priest and says I'm Jesus Christ, want me to prove it? .
And the second priest says go on.
The trio walks back into the bar, and the bartender looks up and says Jesus Christ, you're back again?!
A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street.
A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street, suddenly the German stops.
"Vait up you guys. I need to slip into ze bank for und moment." says the German. The trio walk towards the bank and the German and the Austrian walk inside. They turn around. The Czech is stood in the doorway.
"Vhat are you vaiting for?" asks the Austrian.
"It says no checks." replies the Czech.
