The Best 18 Trio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trio jokes. There are some trio triplet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trio fours puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Trio Jokes and Puns

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What do you call a trio of disabled people?

Cripple threat...

Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio?

They got away from the scene without a tres.

Trio joke, Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio?

Coffee drinking trio

3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.

1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.

2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.

3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.

A drunk man stumbles out of a bar.

He runs into two priests outside.

He says to the first one, I'm Jesus Christ. Want me to prove it? .

The priest replies no you're not, you're just a drunk man. .

So the drunk man turns to the second priest and says I'm Jesus Christ, want me to prove it? .

And the second priest says go on.

The trio walks back into the bar, and the bartender looks up and says Jesus Christ, you're back again?!


What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.

The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip.

Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.

"What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.

*"Expecto Petroleum?"*

Trio joke, The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip.

Did you hear about the trio who invented rounding?

Three significant figures

What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio?

A sad paradox.

Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio?

They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi

A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street.

A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street, suddenly the German stops.

"Vait up you guys. I need to slip into ze bank for und moment." says the German. The trio walk towards the bank and the German and the Austrian walk inside. They turn around. The Czech is stood in the doorway.

"Vhat are you vaiting for?" asks the Austrian.

"It says no checks." replies the Czech.

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Anyone here know anything about this trio of holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?

A Pythagorean Triple.

What do you call digletts having a threesome

Diglett trio

My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go...

Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.

What do you call three trees

A trio.

Trio joke, What do you call three trees

What's a forests favorite musical group?

A trio.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the trio choral jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working trio threeway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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