Trimming Your Bush Jokes
15 trimming your bush jokes and hilarious trimming your bush puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trimming your bush that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Trimming Your Bush Short Jokes
Short trimming your bush jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trimming your bush humour may include short trim your bush jokes also.
- I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night.
- My gf told me if I trimmed my bush it would make my deck bigger She's been spending a lot of time with the landscaper so I'm guessing she learned it from him
- Is your dad a gardner? Him: Is your dad a gardner?
Her: (sarcastically) - Why, because you've never seen a flower like me?
Him: No, I wondered if you trim your bush. - The tree said to the bush You should get trimmed like me, it will make you look larger down there
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Trimming Your Bush One Liners
Which trimming your bush one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trimming your bush? I can suggest the ones about trimmed bush and trimming.
- TIFU by accidentally trimming by neighbor's bushes. Whoops, wrong shrub.
- The 41st US president hired a barber for his family His job was to trim the bushes
- Manscaping is like gardening... Trimming the bush makes the tree look taller
- When is it time to trim your bush? When your cat finds you n**... and tries to hunt it.
Trimming Your Bush Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about trimming your bush you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big bush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trimming your bush pranks.
My English teacher had a sore back today.
When someone asked him why, he said, "Well, i was trimming hedges, and I finished the first one, and i felt a little pinch in my back, but i just ignored it. But after the second one, my back just gave out on me."
To which i replied: "So, like the american economy- Fine after the first bush, collapsed after the second."
A man in overalls walks into the emergency room...
A man in overalls walks into the emergency room with the tips of his fingers missing.
"What happened to you?" Asked the Doctor as he began stitching him up.
"Well," the man replied, "I had to trim my bushes today, and I thought of a way to speed it up. Instead of using clippers, I held my lawn mower above the bushes. But then the blade lopped off the tips of my fingers underneath."
The doctor shook his head, finished the job, and sent the man home.
Ten minutes later another man walks into the emergency room, also missing all of his fingertips.
"What happened to you?" Asked the doctor.
"I was driving down the road, and I saw somebody with to best idea of how to trim their bushes."
a clean and timeless blonde joke for the whole family
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"