Trim Jokes

36 trim jokes and hilarious trim puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trim that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Learn the basics of trim jokes, including which jokes are the most popular, and which are the least funny - plus tips on how to trim your bush, shave, and sideburns, and the best way to trim your pubes. Get ready for a good laugh!

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Funniest Trim Short Jokes

Short trim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trim humour may include short tram jokes also.

  1. I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night.
  2. My gf told me if I trimmed my bush it would make my deck bigger She's been spending a lot of time with the landscaper so I'm guessing she learned it from him
  3. Did you know Neil deGrasse Tyson has a son who owns a lawn trimming company? His name is Moe deGrasse Tyson
  4. What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes? A dystopiary!
  5. I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year. My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she said she's going to make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.
  6. The Soviet Union could have worked just fine, but the regime was dominated and swerved by political extremes Next time we should seize the trimmed means of production.
  7. Your dad works as a barber during the week and a DJ at the weekends... Goes by the name 'Fatboy Trim'.
  8. At Pirate boot camp BOATSWAIN: "That concludes orientation. Any questions?"
    ME: (raises rubber hook hand) "Why do they call it trimming the mainsail? Why not mast abating?"
  9. Jesus goes to a barbershop. Would you like us to trim your beard? they ask Jesus says No, I wouldn't want to make your floor a tripping hazard.
  10. I'm sure my allotment is conspiring against me. Each time that I trim it it grows back twice as harsh.. The plot thickens.

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Trim One Liners

Which trim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trim? I can suggest the ones about trip and tract.

  1. Trimming garden hedges... shearious business.
  2. Where does a tree go to get a trim? The (b)arbor shop.
  3. Where does a book go to get a trim? Paper Clips.
  4. A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges.
  5. Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors? Because they hate Clippers.
  6. I like my women how like I like my neighbors... With a neatly trimmed yard.
  7. Where does a rabbit go for a trim? To the hare dresser.
  8. Why do you trim your Christmas tree before you put it up? To make sure it's presentable.
  9. I was trimming my shrubs and I almost lost a finger It was sheer luck that I didn't
  10. What did the giant robot ask for at the easily confused barbers? A specific trim
  11. TIFU by accidentally trimming by neighbor's bushes. Whoops, wrong shrub.
  12. The 41st US president hired a barber for his family His job was to trim the bushes
  13. Manscaping is like gardening... Trimming the bush makes the tree look taller
  14. I like my women like my steak... ...seasoned.
  15. I like my women like a like my w**... Well trimmed and ready for the pipe

Trim Your Bush Jokes

Here is a list of funny trim your bush jokes and even better trim your bush puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Is your dad a gardner? Him: Is your dad a gardner?
    Her: (sarcastically) - Why, because you've never seen a flower like me?
    Him: No, I wondered if you trim your bush.
  • The tree said to the bush You should get trimmed like me, it will make you look larger down there
  • When is it time to trim your bush? When your cat finds you n**... and tries to hunt it.

Fresh Trim Jokes

Here is a list of funny fresh trim jokes and even better fresh trim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The local community was being to believe the new teacher was grooming their kids They were p**... to find all baby goats in town with a perm and a fresh trim.
Trim joke, The local community was being to believe the new teacher was grooming their kids

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What funny jokes about trim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trim pranks.

Obgyn Assistant

A guy is looking for a job and sees an application for an obstetrical assistant who has to trim patients "private parts" and rub oil there in preparation for the session. He tells the officer, "I'd like to apply for that one" and the officer says he has to go up to Sudbury. (Way the h**... up north!)
What? The job's in Sudbury he asks?
No, it's here. That's just the end of the line.

My wife decided to trim our household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand...

Proud of her savings, she boasted We're are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.
I replied, Good, wash it again!

How are women and bass guitars similar.

It's a good idea to trim your nails before f**... them.

My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a "landing s**......"

I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.

was trimming my beard with my jumper today

it was a **clothes** shave...

Trim joke, was trimming my beard with my jumper today