The Best 19 Trim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trim jokes. There are some trim lololol jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trim barbershop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Trim Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?

A dystopiary!

Obgyn Assistant

A guy is looking for a job and sees an application for an obstetrical assistant who has to trim patients "private parts" and rub oil there in preparation for the session. He tells the officer, "I'd like to apply for that one" and the officer says he has to go up to Sudbury. (Way the hell up north!)

What? The job's in Sudbury he asks?

No, it's here. That's just the end of the line.

Where does a book go to get a trim?

Paper Clips.

Trim joke, Where does a book go to get a trim?

My wife decided to trim our household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand...

Proud of her savings, she boasted We're are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.

I replied, Good, wash it again!

A man like me is hard to find.

I trim maze hedges.


How are women and bass guitars similar.

It's a good idea to trim your nails before fingering them.

Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?

Because they hate Clippers.

Trim joke, Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?

My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a "landing strip..."

I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row.

Where does a rabbit go for a trim?

To the hare dresser.

Why do you trim your Christmas tree before you put it up?

To make sure it's presentable.

When is it time to trim your bush?

When your cat finds you naked and tries to hunt it.

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I was trimming my shrubs and I almost lost a finger

It was sheer luck that I didn't

What did the giant robot ask for at the easily confused barbers?

A specific trim

was trimming my beard with my jumper today

it was a **clothes** shave...

The 41st US president hired a barber for his family

His job was to trim the bushes

Jesus goes to a barbershop. Would you like us to trim your beard? they ask

Jesus says No, I wouldn't want to make your floor a tripping hazard.

Trim joke, Jesus goes to a barbershop. Would you like us to trim your beard? they ask

I'm sure my allotment is conspiring against me. Each time that I trim it it grows back twice as harsh..

The plot thickens.

I decided to trim my pubes in the ever popular landing strip style.

I look like a sundial at noon when I lay down now.

Is your dad a gardner?

Him: Is your dad a gardner?
Her: (sarcastically) - Why, because you've never seen a flower like me?

Him: No, I wondered if you trim your bush.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the trim hairdresser jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working trim hair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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