The Best 22 Trilogy Jokes

My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy.

She's Tolkien in her sleep.

I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series.

It's called the "Learning to Count" trilogy.

Here's a trilogy of jokes

You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?

Because they are good at it.


Why do elephants paint their balls red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.


What's the loudest sound in the forest?

Giraffes eating cherries

Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...

They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Just finished the 5th book...

In the 'Learning to count' trilogy

The GTA Remastered Trilogy is so immersive

I actually felt robbed

The 2018 STAR WARS movie isn't part of a trilogy...

...it's a Solo film

Lotr

Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.

- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not..

A web series.

Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?

Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it

Pasta joke trilogy

My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should've seen her face when I rode pasta.

Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.

To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn't stand me touching pasta all the time, so she left.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Have you heard about the next book in the trilogy Divergent?

I heard its called Detergent, a dishsoapian novel.

Full House is becoming a trilogy

Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.

I always found the Lord of the Rings trilogy a bit boring

It's just a LOTR walking around

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"

So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."

It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves

Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority

One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy

Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.

I've seen videos of grandmas smoking weed, and listening to rock music.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to when they complete the trilogy.

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