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Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me
What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*
What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.
Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?
Just cos.
While discussing trigonometry, two mathematicians had a disagreement over the best method for measuring angles.
It turned into a protracted argument.
Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?
The only angle lacking in his life was secs.
Worst trigonometry joke I know.
Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse.
Trigonometry
Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos.
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?
"Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry f**...
because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.
I do my trigonometry outside...
cos tan.
Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?
Cos they are afraid of Sin
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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?
cos sin
What do you call trigonometry for black people?
Nigganometry
I participated in a trigonometry competition
I got secant place.
Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?
They're afraid of sin
Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
What's the most evil being known to trigonometry?
Ξn
Why don't white girls like trigonometry?
Because secant even.
Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry
sorry, I went off on a tangent.
whats a feminists favourite part of maths
trigonometry
I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...
But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"
Betsy DeVos wants to eliminate trigonometry from school math curricula
because it teaches our children to sin
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.
Whats a feminist's favorite subject in school?
Trigonometry.
A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
he said:
"Sine me up!"
My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...
He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.
Why did the skeptic do poorly in Trigonometry?
He refused to see the sines.
My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.
However, I think we can let digons be digons.
Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin
Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.
Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.
Why don't students in Christian schools learn trigonometry?
Because Jesus freed them from their sins.
I never was a good trigonometry teacher....
I always went off on a tangent.
Why don't Christians like trigonometry?
Because they don't like to sin.
Why couldn't the student understand his trigonometry homework?
He didn't know sine language
My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper
I don't think that's a good sine
What do you call a trio of trigonometry teachers?
A Pythagorean Triple.
What the trigonometry teacher get on holiday?
A tan.
Do Catholics fail trigonometry...
cause they are afraid of sin?
What's difference between Bible and Trigonometry?
Eating Apple was greatest sin while in Trigonometry it's 1.
Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?
Because Jesus took away their sin.
I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.
...you should see my tan lines today
The problem with math jokes
Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.
I always fail my trigonometry test
That's because I don't understand sine language
Why are monks bad at trigonometry?
They dont sin
We were learning trigonometry in math
I asked the teacher for help
He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."
My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."
The judge says to the bailiff, "Bailiff, what is this man charged with?"
Judge: *Bailiff, what is this man charged with?*
Bailiff: *Your honor, this is man is charged with BIGOTRY! He had THREE wives!*
Judge (shouting): *BAILIFF! Havin' three wives is not BIGOTRY! Â It's* ***TRIGONOMETRY!***
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics.
But graphing is where I draw the line!
There are many problems with math puns.
Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Do you know any maths jokes?
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When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.
I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me
A man in rural Arkansas is brought before a judge for his prelimnary hearing.
"What is the charge, counsel?" The judge asks.
"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."
"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."
I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry
But Graphing is where I draw the line
If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?
Trigonometry. There's a lot of sin involved.
