Trigger Jokes
115 trigger jokes and hilarious trigger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trigger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A trigger joke is a joke related to trigger fingers, semiautomatic pistols, firearms, and Chrono Trigger. Read an assortment of these jokes and find out which one will make you laugh the most.
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- Short Trigger Jokes
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- Pulled Trigger Jokes
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Funniest Trigger Short Jokes
Short trigger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trigger humour may include short trap jokes also.
- What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
- What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.
(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny) - What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
- Feminists are way more dangerous than someone with a gun At least a gun only has one trigger...
- me "Please to meet you, I am from East Detroit" Other person: "Oh my gawd, have you ever seen someone get shot"
Me: "No I close my eyes when I pull the trigger" - What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ? A hand grenade only gets triggered once
- What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior? It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
- Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger.
He's OK, The bullet was intercepted. - "Did you know that a sneeze travels 100mph?" "Yes, but that wasn't what triggered the speed camera," replied the police officer.
- A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired.
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Trigger One Liners
Which trigger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trigger? I can suggest the ones about hooks and gesture.
- Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers.
I'm sorry - Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger.
- What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered.
- Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers.
- Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? They are afraid of triggers.
- I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
- Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy.
- How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
- Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered.
- A gun made by an SJW would be interesting Because they'd remove the trigger.
- Point a gun at your head and pull the trigger what happens next will blow your mind
- my friend finally asked me what makes Chrono Trigger so cool I said, "it's about time."
- How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat.
- What's the difference between a gun and a whiny liberal? A gun only has one trigger
- What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered.
Pulled Trigger Jokes
Here is a list of funny pulled trigger jokes and even better pulled trigger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So the bartender offered me a Mountain Dew and then pointed gun at me saying drink or I'll pull the trigger It was a Dew or Die situation
- They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!
- What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again.
- I've been thinking about buying a gun for a while now. I've finally pulled the trigger
- How did the man get to the other side? He pulled the trigger
- Ever realize you've accomplished nothing? I should have put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger years ago.
Anyways, welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? - I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered.
- What did the school shooter say to his teacher right before he pulled the trigger? Bye Mom.
- How are a feminist and a grenade alike? They both explode if you pull the trigger.
- Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head
Trigger Finger Jokes
Here is a list of funny trigger finger jokes and even better trigger finger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I can only think of one thing worse than Trump with his finger on the nuclear trigger. Micheal J Fox with his finger on the nuclear trigger.
- I've got an itchy trigger finger! I should put some Benadryl on it.
- I couldn't quite put my finger on why trigger warnings annoyed me. Yeah that's it. Nothing to see here folks. Move along. It's really as bad as you thought.
Trigger Happy Jokes
Here is a list of funny trigger happy jokes and even better trigger happy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How are tumblr users opposite from police officers? Tumblr users are trigger happy around white men.
- There's generally 2 sides to any gun-control debate The Trigger-happy and the
T R I G G E R E D - What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?
A: They're both trigger-happy. - I'm not saying the President is a trigger-happy race-baiter... But I do refer to him as David Duke Nukem
- Why would feminists make great cops? They're never trigger happy.
- What do r**... and college kids have in common? They're both trigger happy.
Chrono Trigger Jokes
Here is a list of funny chrono trigger jokes and even better chrono trigger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- For breakfast, lunch and dinner I eat copies of Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana You could say I eat three square meals a day
- My friend told me an inappropriate joke about time travelling in video games. Chrono Triggered
- What's a feminists least favourite game? Chrono Trigger.
- Gamers vs Feminists Because gamers are obsessed with Chrono Trigger discussion, feminists decided to kill Crono.
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What do you call shooting someone on Halloween?
Trigger treating
So an old lady's husband dies...
The old lady depressed and wants to kill herself goes to the doctor and asks him "Where is the heart located?" The doctor tells her it is under the left breast. The old lady goes to the gun store and buys a gun, goes home and puts the gun under her left breast and pulls the trigger. The old lady was soon admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
Offensive nfl joke. Trigger Warning: Terrorism/World Trade Centre/Religious, anybody who is offended do not open this link
I'm really worried about Tim Tebow taking over the QB position. The last time anybody that religious had control of the Jets 9/11 happened
Feminists are like proximity mines.
Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion.
A blonde was rushed to the hospital
A blonde was rushed to the hospital with a bullet wound in her index finger.
Doctor: how did this happen?
Blonde: I tried to s**....
Doctor: you shot your finger for s**...?
Blonde: No, I shot in my ear. But just before pulling the trigger, I realized that there would be a loud bang, so I closed my other ear with my finger.
What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?
Bruce Banner
What's the difference between a radical feminist and a s**... bomber?
One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger.
Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?
Trigger discipline
Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies?
It's so realistic.
Feminist are like sleeper agents
Both have trigger words.
Take a p**...
1. Take a p**...
2. Point it to your head
3. Pull the trigger
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Why do feminists make bad mass shooters?
Because they always give a trigger warning.
There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ...
The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence.
(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today..
I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran.
Why don't SJW's like guns?
They can't handle the trigger!
What's the difference between feminists and guns?
Guns only have one trigger.
At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help.
How do you trigger the entire Pokémon Go fanbase?
Nearby
Why did the bomb trigger kill the t**...?
It was depressed.
What's the difference between a t**... and a feminist?
The t**... needs a trigger to blow things up.
Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't?
Because I buckle up my beer.
What's the difference between a r**..., and a SJW?
A r**...'s trigger actually does something
I like my women the same way I like my guns...
Black and oily with a sensitive trigger.
How do you trigger a feminist?
You've got male.
How do you trigger an Android fanboy?
Sent from my iPhone
What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns?
They don't come with trigger warnings.
What do tumblrinas do on Halloween?
They go trigger treating
Trigger warning!!
The next 4 years in America
One person's trigger warning...
...is another person's spoiler alert.
How is holstering a gun similar to talking with a feminist?
If you don't have a good trigger guard, there's a good chance you'll end up shooting yourself in the foot.
How do you trigger a switch?
Flip it off.
What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED?
You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.
A s**... bomber enters a mall, trigger in hand, threatening to blow up the building.
I swiftly chop off his hand, disarming him.
How do you trigger a feminist?
Its a secret. Only boys can know it.
How To Trigger A Feminist
Feminist: women get paid less than men for the same job
Me: `*shows pornstar income for men and women*`
Feminist: `*Triggered*`
Trigger joke
Feminist: why are men so judgemental about women?
Me: because people like you are around.
Don't think people will get this but how do you trigger an American ?
You tell them that the country is still a British colony
The two things I hate more than anything are exaggeration and hypothetical situations.
if somebody were to put a gun to my head and try to force me to do either, I'd tell them to just pull the trigger.
Whats a feminists favorite part of a gun?
The Trigger.
What's the only food that can trigger a feminazi?
Gender roles
If wives were bombs, what would their trigger code be?
Calm Down
A telecoms engineer joins the army...
On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"
How did the t**... trigger his explosive?
He assumed its gender.
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician goes hunting.
The physicist sees a deer and calculates a trajectory in a vacuum and pulls the trigger.
The bullet falls short.
The engineer, seeing this, adds in some fudge and calculates high, overshooting the deer by a similar amount.
The statistician exclaims, "We got it!"
TIL there's a cheat code in the PC version of GTA V which when you trigger it, will cause your character to kill minorities.
Alt-right
What is a liberals favorite part of a gun?
The trigger
What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior?
The gun has only one trigger.
Why did the gunman go into the salon?
He needed a hair trigger. ;)
What does the r**... hitman say before pulling the trigger?
Get 'em done
What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?
The gun only has one trigger.
A blonde man is convinced his wife is having an affair...
He buys a gun, comes home early from work, and sure enough there is his wife and another man, n**... in bed. Without a word the blonde man pulls out the gun and blows the guy away. Looking his wife in the eyes he puts the gun to his head and starts pulling the trigger. No! No! Honey don't! The wife screams. The blonde man says Shut up! You're next!
What happens to a dead body when it gets offended?
Trigger mortis
ISIS have announced that they will only be using women as s**... b**....
Apparently, they're much easier to trigger them.
What's the best way to trigger someone's anxiety?
What? You thought I was going to answer?
What's the most offensive fish in the ocean?
The trigger fish.
A bunch of s**... dudes decide to play Russian roulette
After they pick who goes first, a guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head and pulls the trigger — BAAM! — He falls on the ground dead
Everyone is terrified, but they go on.
The second guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head and pulls the trigger — BAAM! — There is a huge hole in his temple
Finally, the third guy grabs the p**..., puts it to his head, gets ready to pull the trigger... Then he suddenly stops, thinks for a moment and asks:
"Don't they play Russian roulette with revolvers?"
How to trigger a Star Wars fan..?
Go Fourth and Prosper..
