triggers Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious triggers puns

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers.

I'm sorry

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior

It has too many triggers though.

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Why do I hate math?

bcos it triggers me so much that I might go insine.

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What good did the Trump administration do for the American public?

Public health.
With all the marches Trump triggers, the average American person has never been more fit

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#NotMyGroundhog

Cold weather triggers me

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A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies.

Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD

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Are feminists into ASMR?

Because they seem to have so many triggers.

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Why can't the gun fighter go on Tumblr?

To many triggers.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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I like my women like I like my guns

with triggers.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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They say the eyes are the window to your soul.

Unfortunately, this statement triggers many Mac users.

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What has high blood pressure and triggers illogical ranting easily?

Salty Feminists

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Did you know censorship triggers me?

That cunt Ellen Pao didn't. :'(

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Why are SJWs so bad at Magic: the Gathering?

They can't handle all the triggers.

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So a lot of people hate feminists, and a lot of people hate cops

But to the credit of feminists, their triggers have never been directly responsible for killing someone

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What triggers a feminist?

Humanity

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Why do SJWs hate guns?

...Too many triggers!

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The thought of Harambe triggers me

so I triggered him back

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

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I'm 41, but I have a stomach of a 20 year-old.

Everything triggers it.

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Why are GameCube controllers better than feminists?

GameCube controllers have dual stage triggers and feminists have one stage triggers.

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