Trig Jokes

Discover hilarious trig jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Explore a range of puns and jokes to do with trig graphs, sines and cosines. From bad puns to jokes about trig graphs, you'll be sure to giggle about these trig laughs.

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Jimmy approached his teacher

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!

Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female?

Yup, They all have periods!

Why are trigonometric functions always women?

Because they have periods!

Why couldn't the trig professor teach the deaf kid?

Cos sec sin!

Alternatively: cosecant sine

Thanks /u/mephysteaux

I came up with this while studying, I should probably keep doing that.

jokes about trig

How do you hang a trig teacher?

With a hypotenoose

Life Hack

If you're ever hungry in trig class, chew on the corner of your paper. It's equivelant to half a pi.

Trigonometry

Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos.

Trig joke, Trigonometry

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

"Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How did the teacher solve the integral of dx/(x^2((x^2)-4)^1/2)?

I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve

I do my trigonometry outside...

cos tan.

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How did the trigonometry teacher, prone to waffling, commit suicide?

Before he went off on a tangent, he hanged himself with a hypote-noose.

What do you call a blind trig function?

Se-cant.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune?

EuSINE

(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today..

I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran.

Trig joke, (Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today..

How do you trigger the entire PokΓ©mon Go fanbase?

Nearby

What triggers feminists?

Genders

How do you trigger a feminist?

You've got male.

How do you trigger an Android fanboy?

Sent from my iPhone

Trigger warning!!

The next 4 years in America

One person's trigger warning...

...is another person's spoiler alert.

All the answers on my trig test were off by pi/2...

I guess that's what I get for not checking my sines.

How do you trigger a switch?

Flip it off.

I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused...

He always went off on a tangent.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

How do you trigger a feminist?

Its a secret. Only boys can know it.

Trig joke, How do you trigger a feminist?

How To Trigger A Feminist

Feminist: women get paid less than men for the same job

Me: `*shows pornstar income for men and women*`

Feminist: `*Triggered*`

Trigger joke

Feminist: why are men so judgemental about women?

Me: because people like you are around.

Why did the trigonometruc function cross the street?

It did not want to lie tangent to it

My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

sin(x) + 2 = 3

It's a trig question.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions.

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

What is the only trigonometric function with sexual assault allegations against it?

cos(b)

I thought I'd study for my trig test best while out in the sun.

But I'm still not feeling tan.

Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons....

You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.

I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it's a little emo

It's called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

Why does God hate Trig?

Cos it's a Sin

What the trigonometry teacher get on holiday?

A tan.

*Trigger warning* What do you call a retarded survivor of a WW2 concentration camp

Aushwitztic

Here's one to trigger my fellow grocery store workers

Unstackable cans.

*Trigger Warning* What do you call a rainbow in a gray sky?

Gay in Gray

What triggered the feminist when she was changing a lightbulb?

The switch, tragically.

What's the best way to trigger someone's anxiety?

What? You thought I was going to answer?

Do you know any maths jokes?

Yeah |ly|

When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

How to trigger a Star Wars fan..?

Go Fourth and Prosper..

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