Tricycle Jokes
18 tricycle jokes and hilarious tricycle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tricycle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh the day away with these hilarious tricycle jokes! From red tricycles to bicycles, these jokes about all types of rides will leave you in stitches. Be sure to share these with your friends, family, and car-mates!
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Funniest Tricycle Short Jokes
Short tricycle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tricycle humour may include short bicycle jokes also.
- I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now.
- What's the difference between a businessman on a tricycle and a homeless man on a bicycle? Attire.
- What is the difference between a hobo with a bike and a man in a suit with a tricycle? a tire
- Why can't a tricycle ever beat a bicycle in a race? Because the tricycle will always be more tired.
- What's The difference between a politician on a bicycle and a toddler on a tricycle? A wheel
- What's the difference between a guy in a tuxedo on a bicycle and a bomb on a tricycle? A tyre.
- Why don't elephants ride tricycles? Because they don't have a thumb to ring the little bell.
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Tricycle One Liners
Which tricycle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tricycle? I can suggest the ones about unicycle and motorcycle.
- Wheel wheel wheel If it isn't the tricycle.
- What do you say when you catch the person who stole your tricycle? Wheel wheel wheel...
- Yoda doesn't ride a tricycle... A docycle, he rides.
- Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired...
Hilarious Tricycle Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tricycle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean triathlon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tricycle pranks.
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What did the s**... say to the puppet clown who wheeled into his room on a tricycle?
Saw dude.
The man who ran over himself.
Person 1: Have you ever heard about the man who ran over himself?
Person 2: No, tell me about it.
Person 1: There's a man waiting at a bus-stop and he realizes that he needs to pick up some candy for his nephew, which he usually does when he goes to see him. Meanwhile, theres a little boy riding a tricycle by him, so he offers him $20 saying "Could you run over to the candy store and get some candy for me?" The boy refuses, so he ran over himself.
A man scuttled out to his garage and began pulling the lawn furniture out onto the driveway.
Shortly after he did the same with the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbour wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
No, replied the man. My son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date.
So what's with all the stuff? asked the neighbour.
Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.
Wanna Race?
A Man Pulls Into a Gas Station in his Porsche, and a kid on a tricycle starts riding around him.
"Wanna race?" asks the kid.
"No thanks," laughs the guy and drives off.
When he gets on the highway, the kid suddenly zooms past him. "Wow!" the guy says and floors it. He catches up and the kid disappears behind him. A minute later the kid flies past again. Astonished, the guy pulls over, only to see the kid come zooming backward, then forward again, until finally he comes to a stop next to the car.
The man opens the door to find the kid on his tricycle, wheels smoking. The kid pants, "Thanks for stopping mister. My suspenders got caught in your door."
