Trickortreating Jokes
6 trickortreating jokes and hilarious trickortreating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trickortreating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Trickortreating Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good trickortreating joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
THE GOVINATOR
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."
Why did the skeleton not go trick-or-treating?
He had no body to go with
Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...
Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.
She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"
Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"
Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...
One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.
Johnny: Trick or treat!
Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?
Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?
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