Trick Treating Jokes

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Funniest Trick Treating Short Jokes

Short trick treating jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trick treating humour may include short trick treat jokes also.

  1. I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"
  2. Last night a kid came "trick or treating" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.
  3. Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
    If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
    And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor.
  4. A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"
    He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head."
  5. It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart
  6. Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.
  7. I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.
  8. Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!
  9. I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
    It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
  10. A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating... My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.

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Trick Treating One Liners

Which trick treating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trick treating? I can suggest the ones about trick and trick or treat.

  1. Why did the skeleton not go trick-or-treating? He had no body to go with
  2. My son said he'd trick or treat with me but at the last minute didn't show. Ghosted.
  3. Why don't ghosts go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with them
  4. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? They don't have any body to go out with
  5. Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House? Because she unmasks them all.
  6. When do muslims go trick or treating? Allahween
  7. Why dont skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with
  8. Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor? He was in High Spirit
  9. I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.
  10. Trick or treat? If that's the case then call me John!
  11. trick or treating is communism cause people are forced to give you food support my cause
  12. What do you call an Irishman who's trick-or-treating? Hal O'Ween
  13. You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone.
  14. I saw a diabetic kid Trick or treating
  15. When is the best time to go trick-or-treating? On Halloween

Hilarious Fun Trick Treating Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about trick treating you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trick or treating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trick treating pranks.

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.
"No, I'll buy the chocolate.
YOU give the money to charity!"

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "

Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"

How come you're responsible if you do your taxes in March, but I'm crazy when I do my trick-or-treating in September?

A child is trick or treating...

A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

Just a cute one about trick or treating.

They come to one of those houses with no one handing out candy, just a rather large bowl with a sign saying "take a handful."
The little boy sees the bowl and rather than grabbing his own candy asks his father to do it for him. The father doe and as they are walking away he asks his son why he didn't do it himself, and the son replies
"You have bigger hands than I do!"

Yet *another* pirate joke

A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door.
"Oh my," she said. "What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy sighed and said, "Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?"


Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. w**... thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

What does a p**... dog do?

A trick for a treat.

I taught my dog a new trick...

I was telling my friend about this new trick I taught my dog. He was excited and asked, "oh really, what's the trick?." I said, u**... for a treat.

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.
She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"
Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"

I'm going to bring a sharpie trick or treating

Draw h**... stashes on all the Trumpkins

After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.

A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"

The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"

Pirate for Halloween

A little boy with a speech impediment dressed as pirate for Halloween. He knocked on the door and when the lady answered he said "pick or peat". The lady asked what? He replied "pick or peat" and shook is bag. The lady said oh trick or treat and the little boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked what are you dressed as? The boy responded a "birate". Lady asked what? The boy responded a "birate". Lady then said a "pirate" and the boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked where are your "Buccaneers" which the little boy reached up grabbing his ear and said " right here lady where are your bucking eyes"

"Trick or Treat" refers to Halloween...

...but it also describes potential outcomes of taking an attractive Bangkok waitress back to your hotel room.

My anti-vax sister wouldn't let me take my niece trick-or-treating, even though she had the perfect Halloween costume.

s**... cemetery rules.

Two Filipino kids go trick or treating on Halloween...

...At the first house they go up to, a lady answers the door.
She says, "oh how cute are you two? Let me guess what you are..."
To the first kid she says, "With your tiara and wand, you must be a princess?"
the first kid says, "Yes! I am a princess!"
The lady says to the second kid, "with your eye patch and your sword, you must be a pirate or a buccaneer?"
the second kid looks at her funny, grabs his ears and says, "I'm a pirate...and these are my buccaneers!"

After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"

It's going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The only way you're getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...

One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.
Johnny: Trick or treat!
Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?
Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?

A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...

At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"

I took my daughter trick or treating (dad joke)

I took my daughter trick or treating. After we received candy from the neighbor lady she says you're daughter looks so cute in that costume . I smile and say thank you . She then asks if I made it. I say yes , but the costume is from Amazon.

It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.

"Trick or treat!"
"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"
"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"

Trick or Treat!

A small boy dressed as a pirate knocked on my door last night.
I opened the door and he waved his sword & said "Trick or Treat"
I said " Oh look a pirate, but where are your buccaneers ? "
He took the chocolate bar & replied " Under my buckin hat "