The Best 35 Trick Treating Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trick Treating jokes. There are some trick treating jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trick treating puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Trick Treating Jokes and Puns

After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"

I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat

And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"

After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.

What are you doing working so late?

Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."


Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

Why don't ghosts go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with them

Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

Last night a kid came "trick or treating" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid.

Trick or treat..

Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.

And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor.

I took my daughter trick or treating (dad joke)

I took my daughter trick or treating. After we received candy from the neighbor lady she says you're daughter looks so cute in that costume . I smile and say thank you . She then asks if I made it. I say yes , but the costume is from Amazon.

You can explore trick treating reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean trick treating dad jokes. There are also trick treating puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.

She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"

Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"

A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...

At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"

It's going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The only way you're getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They don't have any body to go out with

Just a cute one about trick or treating.

They come to one of those houses with no one handing out candy, just a rather large bowl with a sign saying "take a handful."

The little boy sees the bowl and rather than grabbing his own candy asks his father to do it for him. The father doe and as they are walking away he asks his son why he didn't do it himself, and the son replies

"You have bigger hands than I do!"

Yet *another* pirate joke

A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door.

"Oh my," she said. "What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"

The little boy sighed and said, "Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?"

Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House?

Because she unmasks them all.

When do muslims go trick or treating?


A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"

The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"

A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate...

I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"

He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head."

A child is trick or treating...

A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"

Why dont skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?

He was in High Spirit

What does a prostitute dog do?

A trick for a treat.

It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight......

I'm lucky it was just a golfcart

Going to go trick or treating tonight.

Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.

I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people.

Cause then I'd be a late period.

Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/.

Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!

I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "

Trick or treat?"

I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"

He said, "A werewolf."

I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."

He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"

A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating...

My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.

I taught my dog a new trick...

I was telling my friend about this new trick I taught my dog. He was excited and asked, "oh really, what's the trick?." I said, urine for a treat.

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.

It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.

"No, I'll buy the chocolate.

YOU give the money to charity!"

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We suggest to use only working trick treating piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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