The Best 12 Trick Treaters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trick Treaters jokes. There are some trick treaters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trick treaters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Trick Treaters Jokes and Puns

I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home.

My lighthouse, my rules.

Halloween trick or treaters knocked my door, dressed as Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn't home.

My lighthouse, my rules.

the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....

he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.

i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"

he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"



needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?

First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.

"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."

"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."

What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween?

"HOCUS POTUS!"

Douce!

The sound of a water balloon hitting a "Trick Or Treater" square in the face.

Now try and have a Happy Halloween.

The trick-or-treaters this year didn't get the hint about my unlit house not having candy.

It completely wrecked my quiet evening in my lighthouse.

Halloween is over, and there were a lot less trick-or-treaters than I expected, so I'm left with a bunch of extras.

If anyone needs razorblades, let me know.

Just had some trick or treaters come to my door dressed as Gloria Gaynor...

At first I was afraid then I was petrified.

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The best part about Halloween is the trick or treaters....

...What a great way to get rid of all those old ketchup and hot sauce packets in the kitchen drawer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the trick treaters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working trick treaters piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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