Trick Treaters Jokes
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Funniest Trick Treaters Short Jokes
Short trick treaters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trick treaters humour may include short trick treat jokes also.
- I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.
- Halloween trick or treaters knocked my door, dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
- I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.
- First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
- Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a "Trick Or Treater" square in the face.
Now try and have a Happy Halloween. - The trick-or-treaters this year didn't get the hint about my unlit house not having candy. It completely wrecked my quiet evening in my lighthouse.
- Halloween is over, and there were a lot less trick-or-treaters than I expected, so I'm left with a bunch of extras. If anyone needs razorblades, let me know.
- Just had some trick or treaters come to my door dressed as Gloria Gaynor... At first I was afraid then I was petrified.
- The best part about Halloween is the trick or treaters.... ...What a great way to get rid of all those old ketchup and hot sauce packets in the kitchen drawer
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Trick Treaters One Liners
Which trick treaters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trick treaters? I can suggest the ones about trick or treat and trick or treating.
- Why did the trick or treater lose his ghost costume? Someone scared the sheet out of him
- What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween? "HOCUS POTUS!"
Cheerful Trick Treaters Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about trick treaters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween trick or treat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trick treaters pranks.
Halloween candy
Halloween was over. All the trick or treaters came and went. Some got candies. Some got confused when we said "trick" and sprayed them with water.
A couple of hours later while we were taking the candy bag inside, a 12 year old came dressed in all red.
Naturally, I told him that Halloween was over and we all wanted to go to sleep now.
Instead, he turned to my girlfriend who was helping me and said. "Im your period. Sorry, I'm late."
My man got the remaining candies.
the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....
he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"
he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"
needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?
A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.
"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."
"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."