Trick Question Jokes
47 trick question jokes and hilarious trick question puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trick question that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Trick Question Short Jokes
Short trick question jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trick question humour may include short trick jokes also.
- How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
- I was just on a diabetes information website... It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
- How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
- Why's the leader of Russia always late? Is trick question. If Comerad Stalin appears late, it is only because we were early. All glory to mother Russia.
- How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question.
- How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't actually do it. But they can record what percentage is complete.
- At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
- Which came first? Having to do yard work or my drinking problem? Trick question. It was my depression.
- How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans.
(I will be hated by few) - How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.
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Trick Question One Liners
Which trick question one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trick question? I can suggest the ones about trick treating and magic trick.
- Magicians don't answer "how did you do that" because those are trick questions
- why do magicians pass every exam ? because of trick questions!
- What Does John Cena Look Like? Trick Question, No One Has Seen John Cena.
- Why are magicians lousy reporters? They always ask trick questions.
- How many seconds are in a minute? 60,this isn't a trick question.
- What happened to tge sphinx's nose? Trick question; no one nose...
- How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself.
- How many square feet of pizza can you eat? Trick question. Pizzas are round.
- Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Silly Trick Question Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about trick question you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trick or treat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trick question pranks.
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Little Johnny : I like the way you think
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?" One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away." The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.
Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, "No, there would be one --the one that the farmer shot."
The teacher replied, "No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think."
"OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you," boasted Johnny. "Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently l**... it around the edges, the second slowly s**... the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then s**... the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?"
After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, "Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and s**... out the inside."
Johnny responded, "No, teacher, you're wrong --it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."
Oldie, but a goodie.
Memorizing the Capitols
A man tells his friend, "I've memorized the capitols of every state." His friend is suspicious, and asks, "What's the Capitol of New Hampshire?" The man laughs. "That's a trick question. There's two. N and H."
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How many child molesting priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Trick question, because in the dark it stays "our little secret!"
Sorry if s**......came to me while I was trying to not pay attention in a meeting.
The Predator, Myself and a 10 year old boy.... The Jungle in Panama... Who survives?
Trick Question... There are two predators.
Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God?
Trick question. Lemmy is God
*The world lost a great musician today
"Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"
"Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads
RIP Lemmy.
What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing?
If you answered "Ranch", you are mistaken...it was a trick question.
Cowboys don't eat salad.
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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question, they can't change anything.
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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
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What's the best Pokemon for o**... s**...?
Trick question - it's Lickitung and Lillicky tag team.
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How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Trick question it's a light disk
At what age should men stop wearing skinny jeans?
Trick question... they should never wear them.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question, dead babies can't screw
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Father's Occupation
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
If your girlfriend and your sister swapped bodies, which one would you sleep with?
Trick question, they're the same person.
What was the war between 1914 and 1918 called?
Trick question! There was no war between the two of them.
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How many European Parliament representatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. You have to have a brain to change a lightbulb.
The Russian president is on a visit to the USA.
So he is taken on a tour of various tech companies to show him their superiority.
"This," says Bob, "is the smartest computer in the world. Ask it any question, and it will answer you correctly."
The Russian president is intrigued. So he decides to trick the computer and asks: "Who will be the superpower 100 years from today?"
The computer goes silent for a minute, then prints out a paper which the Russian president takes.
"So?" asks Bob. "What does it say?"
"I have no idea," replied the Russian president. "It is written in Chinese"
