trick or treat Jokes

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After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.

What are you doing working so late?

Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

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A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

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THE GOVINATOR

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

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A grave encounter

After trick-or-treating, 
a teen takes a shortcut home 
through the cemetery. Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots 
an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

I thought you were a ghost, 
says the relieved teen. What are you 
doing working so late?

Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

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After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots 
an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

I thought you were a ghost, 
says the relieved teen. What are you 
doing working so late?

Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

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A young lad knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?"

I said "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"

Wanker

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Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.

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I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

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Trick or treat..

Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.


And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor.

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Last night a kid came "trick or treating" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid.

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Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.

She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"

Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"

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Just a cute one about trick or treating.

They come to one of those houses with no one handing out candy, just a rather large bowl with a sign saying "take a handful."

The little boy sees the bowl and rather than grabbing his own candy asks his father to do it for him. The father doe and as they are walking away he asks his son why he didn't do it himself, and the son replies

"You have bigger hands than I do!"

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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They don't have any body to go out with

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Yet *another* pirate joke

A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door.

"Oh my," she said. "What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"

The little boy sighed and said, "Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?"

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When we were kids, my brother dressed up as a giant penis for Halloween..

We were trick or treating and whenever we were walking to the next house he kept hitting me on the head with his bag of candy, I wanted to say "stop being a dick" but he worked so hard on that costume....

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Halloween. Three boys knock on the door of an old lady.

They are in single file and stand there silently. She says to the first boy "Well? It is Halloween right? When you come to the door what do you say??". The boys start to chuckle as Spiderman mumbled "trick or treat?". He takes his candy in silence as the woman asks "now what do you say?". The boys laugh a little harder as the boy mutters a thank you. When the vampire approaches silently she becomes irritated. "You clearly heard me earlier...you were laughing. What do you say?" The boys laugh louder and he gets his treat. "Now what do you say?" nearly falling over with laughter the boy thanks her. The woman becomes agitated and asks them why they think that politeness is a joke to them. The third boy was dressed as a fox.
EDIT content and some caps original from mobile.

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Pirate for Halloween

A little boy with a speech impediment dressed as pirate for Halloween. He knocked on the door and when the lady answered he said "pick or peat". The lady asked what? He replied "pick or peat" and shook is bag. The lady said oh trick or treat and the little boy shook his head yes.

The lady then asked what are you dressed as? The boy responded a "birate". Lady asked what? The boy responded a "birate". Lady then said a "pirate" and the boy shook his head yes.

The lady then asked where are your "Buccaneers" which the little boy reached up grabbing his ear and said " right here lady where are your bucking eyes"

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Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House?

Because she unmasks them all.

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A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"

"I said "What have you come as?"

"He said "A werewolf."

"I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"

"He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"

"Cunt"

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When do muslims go trick or treating?

Allahween

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A child is trick or treating...

A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"

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A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"

The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"

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A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate...

I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"

He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head."

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A kid in a tracksuit called to my door last night and said Trick or treat

Its not Halloween till Tuesday. What are you even supposed to be?

I'm a ware wolf he said with a cheeky grin.

But you're not even wearing a costume

Well it's not a fucking full moon yet dickhead he said before kicking me in the shins and running away laughing.

Kids these days...

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What does a prostitute dog do?

A trick for a treat.

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Why dont skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with

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It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight......

I'm lucky it was just a golfcart

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Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?

He was in High Spirit

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Going to go trick or treating tonight.

Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.

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Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/.

Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!

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I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.

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I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people.

Cause then I'd be a late period.

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A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating...

My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.

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A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.
"No, I'll buy the chocolate.
YOU give the money to charity!"

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