Trick Or Treat Jokes

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.
"No, I'll buy the chocolate.
YOU give the money to charity!"

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "

Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"

A child is trick or treating...

A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

Just a cute one about trick or treating.

They come to one of those houses with no one handing out candy, just a rather large bowl with a sign saying "take a handful."
The little boy sees the bowl and rather than grabbing his own candy asks his father to do it for him. The father doe and as they are walking away he asks his son why he didn't do it himself, and the son replies
"You have bigger hands than I do!"

Yet *another* pirate joke

A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door.
"Oh my," she said. "What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy sighed and said, "Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?"

THE GOVINATOR

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. w**... thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

What does a p**... dog do?

A trick for a treat.

I taught my dog a new trick...

I was telling my friend about this new trick I taught my dog. He was excited and asked, "oh really, what's the trick?." I said, u**... for a treat.

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He rings the doorbell of the first house and an old lady answers the door, bowl of candy in hand.
She takes one look at him and exclaims, "Oh, such a handsome pirate. And where are your Buccaneers?"
Little Johnny looks up at her and replies, "Under my Buckin' hat!"

After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.

A cute little boy dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating....

He goes to the door and rings the bell. A sweet old lady opens the door and says, "Oh, what a handsome pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?"

The cute little boy replies, "Under my buccan hat!"

After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"

It's going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The only way you're getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...

One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.
Johnny: Trick or treat!
Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?
Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?

A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...

At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"

I took my daughter trick or treating (dad joke)

I took my daughter trick or treating. After we received candy from the neighbor lady she says you're daughter looks so cute in that costume . I smile and say thank you . She then asks if I made it. I say yes , but the costume is from Amazon.

It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.

"Trick or treat!"
"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"
"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"

Trick or Treat!

A small boy dressed as a pirate knocked on my door last night.
I opened the door and he waved his sword & said "Trick or Treat"
I said " Oh look a pirate, but where are your buccaneers ? "
He took the chocolate bar & replied " Under my buckin hat "