Trick Jokes
159 trick jokes and hilarious trick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short trick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trick humour may include short prank jokes also.
- Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
- I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.
- I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"
- How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
- When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady... Literally. He can't catch.
- I was just on a diabetes information website... It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
- Did you hear David Copperfield has stopped doing the old trapdoor disappearing trick? It was just a stage he was going through.
- How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
- Why's the leader of Russia always late? Is trick question. If Comerad Stalin appears late, it is only because we were early. All glory to mother Russia.
- My 9-year old told this one today. What does snoop dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
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Trick One Liners
Which trick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trick? I can suggest the ones about twist and technique.
- Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear
- What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the toilet
- I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut
- My dad can do all the same tricks that my dog can. Except for stay.
- Yesterday my wife taught the car a new trick. She taught it to roll over.
- My dog can do magic tricks... He's an Abracadabrador.
- Why can't you trick a miscarriage? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
- I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise
- So a magician on a cruise night has a show every night... NOTSONINJA
- My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery.
- Magicians don't answer "how did you do that" because those are trick questions
- Why did the trick or treater lose his ghost costume? Someone scared the sheet out of him
- I do magic tricks for blind people. And yes, it's as easy as you'd think.
- My son said he'd trick or treat with me but at the last minute didn't show. Ghosted.
- What do you say when a magic trick blows your mind? Abrakadamn bruh!
Magic Trick Jokes
Here is a list of funny magic trick jokes and even better magic trick puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend decided to take up magic during COVID and he performs some pretty amazing disappearing tricks. He says it's been hard but really… I think he's just going through a stage.
- I told my son to watch our car carefully, I was going to do a magic trick with it Sure enough, it turned into a driveway.
- My dad had this great magic trick he'd show us every night He'd turn a full bottle of jagermeister into domestic violence
- My father is a magician and his latest magic trick was amazing! He disappeared
- I got jailed when I performed a magic trick. Apparently, when I make the kids disappear, I also have to make them reappear.
- What is a dictators best magic trick? They make people disappear.
- Father's Day gift joke!! What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador!! - Third magic trick now perfected.. transforming myself into toilet paper. I'm on a roll!
- A man runs into a bank... He runs up to the teller and says "quick! I need you to do a magic trick!"
The teller says "but sir this is a bank."
The man sighs and says, "oh your no fun. Where's Pen?" - I walked up to a group of girls. I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Yes," they smiled eagerly.
Then I handed them a david blaine DVD and walked off.
Trick Or Treating Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick or treating jokes and even better trick or treating puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why don't ghosts go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with them
- Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House? Because she unmasks them all.
- When do muslims go trick or treating? Allahween
- Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor? He was in High Spirit
- It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart
- Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.
- I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.
- Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!
- I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.
- I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
Trick Treating Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick treating jokes and even better trick treating puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating... My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.
- "Trick or Treat" refers to Halloween... ...but it also describes potential outcomes of taking an attractive Bangkok waitress back to your hotel room.
- Trick or treat? If that's the case then call me John!
- trick or treating is communism cause people are forced to give you food support my cause
- What do you call an Irishman who's trick-or-treating? Hal O'Ween
- How come you're responsible if you do your taxes in March, but I'm crazy when I do my trick-or-treating in September?
- I saw a diabetic kid Trick or treating
- When is the best time to go trick-or-treating? On Halloween
- OP is so ugly... They could trick-or-treat over the phone
Trick Question Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick question jokes and even better trick question puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question.
- How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't actually do it. But they can record what percentage is complete.
- At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity? Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
- Which came first? Having to do yard work or my drinking problem? Trick question. It was my depression.
- How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans.
(I will be hated by few) - How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.
- why do magicians pass every exam ? because of trick questions!
- At what age should men stop wearing skinny jeans? Trick question... they should never wear them.
- What Does John Cena Look Like? Trick Question, No One Has Seen John Cena.
- What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered "Ranch", you are mistaken...it was a trick question.
Cowboys don't eat salad.
Mind Trick Jokes
Here is a list of funny mind trick jokes and even better mind trick puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were finally able to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by using a Jedi mind trick... "These are not the 'roids you're looking for ..."
- There was an alcoholic Jedi who used the Jedi mind trick to get a drunk driving incident removed from his record. They called him DUI-Gone Gin.
- spontaneously shouts "Jack of Hearts" Sorry, my minds playing tricks on me.
Entertaining Trick Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about trick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trick pranks.
A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine.
I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick.
For my next trick, I intend to eat a
percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please...
A Halloween joke for you.
Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."
Oh Grandma!
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
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What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's g**...?
A Freudian Flip.
A man was on a plane...
A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said "Would you like some headphones?" To which the man replied "Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
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I see your lightbulb joke...
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.
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When I was a teenager, I'd lock myself in my bedroom for hours every night...
One night, my dad kicked the door open to find out what I was doing. He walked in to discover me sitting on my hand.
"Ah, that old trick," he laughed. I gave an awkward smile back.
"I have to say, son," he continued, "I'm relieved to be honest. I thought you might've been doing something weird. I'll leave you to it."
When he closed the door behind him, I just shrugged my shoulders and carried on f**... myself
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A married couple of 20 years are lying in bed
The man rolled over and said to his wife, "Hey, honey, I have a hard on that I just can't get rid of. Think you wanna help?"
The wife turned around and stripped n**....
The husband then rolled back over, closed his eyes, and said, "thanks, honey, that did the trick!"
U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices.
Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Two magicians walk into a bakery
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
A man brought some cookies to a party...
His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.
"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.
"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.
He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."
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I can't believe I fell for your mom
She's the oldest trick in the book.
5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know
Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?
Me: The red guy
Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?
Me: The blue guy
Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?
Me: The yellow guy
Her: Who lives in the white house?
[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]
The black guy!!
LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions,
the trick is not to form an emotional bond.
What's the oldest trick in the book?
The first one.
ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life
but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick
What do you name a tricky pig?
Cunningham
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10 Facts about you
1.You're reading this
2.You think that's s**...
4.You didn't notice I missed out 3
5.Now your checking it
6.Now you're getting upset
8.You didn't notice I missed out 7
9.Now your checking
10.Your wondering how many times you can fall or the same trick
11.You didn't notice there's only supposed to be 10 facts.
12.There are only 10 facts.
"I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Dying Man: "I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Doctor: Well...there is one old trick that a mom discovered...but it's weird, and I HATE it."
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3 men are lined up for the firing squad...
...and they will be shot in public. The first guy, not willing to die, thought of a great way to trick the squad. Just as the guns were raised to shoot him, the guy pointed behind the squad and shouted, "Avalanche!" The firing squad was tricked, and as they looked behind them, the guy ran away. The second guy decided to try the same trick himself. So as the guns were raised again, he pointed behind the squad, shouting, "Flood!" Again, the squad fell for it, and as they looked behind them, the second guy ran away. The third guy was utterly impressed by what the first two guys did to save themselves, so he decided to try out the trick himself. As the guns were raised once more to shoot him, the third guy shouted out, **"Fire!"**
First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
My dog had a tick once,
Someone recommended i try the "lighter fluid and match" trick, it definitely worked as my dog never got a tick again. But man, I sure do miss my dog.
Marriage is like a fire.
If you put the logs too close together the fire grows too hot and burns out quickly. If you put the logs too far apart the fire goes cold. The trick is having the logs just the right distance apart.
And every once in a while you have to use your poker.
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I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. w**... thinking of going as Beethoven.
He'll be Bach.
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A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer...
I find that l**... her n**... and a light gentle f**... usually does the trick...
8 girls asked me out today
The trick is to go into the Woman's Washroom!
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After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
The Cure for the Common Cold
It's called "The Whiskey and a Hat Trick"
All you need is a bottle of whiskey and a hat.
First, sit on your bed. Place the hat at the foot of the bed. Proceed to drink whiskey until you see two hats, then go to sleep.
If you do this your cold will be gone in just 7 days.
If you don't, it'll last a whole week.
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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
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Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy.
The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first.
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For my next trick
I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
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Guy walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer from the bartender
As he is sipping his beverage, he looks down and sees a gorilla sitting at the other end.
He asks the bartender, *"What's with the gorilla?"*
The bartender says, *"Oh, that's Mable. She does a trick. Want to see it?"*
*"Sure"*
So the bartender whistles and Mable comes lumbering down the length of the bar.
The bartender pulls out a heavy steel pipe and hits the gorilla in the side of its head. The gorilla drops to its knees and starts giving the bartender a b**....
*"Wow!"*, says the guy.
The bartender says, *"Pretty amazing, huh? You want to try?"*
The guys says, *"Yeah, sure! Just don't hit me so hard."*
A man went back to a pet store fuming.
"Excuse me," he said to the pet shop owner. "That trained monkey you sold me yesterday died!"
"Wow," the owner replied. "He could never do that trick when I owned him."
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d**...
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it d**...?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, k**..., huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
Halloween trick or treat
I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.
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How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Trick question it's a light disk
the bad joke
A man goes to his doctor for a checkup.
After the tests are done, the doctor asks the man to bend over for a prostate exam. The man drops his pants and bends over.
While the man is grunting due to the doctors fat finger, the doctor says
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
the man says "Ookay?"
The doctor says "Look NO HANDS" showing his hands to the patient
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What do you call it when your friends trick you into going to the s**... club?
A booby trap.
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
[OC]A man walks into a hardware store
Man: Hello, I'm doing some work on my house exterior and need to get to the siding and onto the roof.
Employee: Well, we have a wide range of ladders that will do the trick. There's a 3-step ladder that will be perfect for the siding, and an extending ladder that will get you up on the roof. Do you want them both?
Man: I'll take the former now and the latter ladder later.
I lost 164 pounds in the last 6 months with this one simple trick!
All I did was buy bitcoin
Had a tricky and emotional chat with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of "Boo hoo, nobody picks me for teams" and "I haven't got any friends".
Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some tips for being more sociable.
What's the hardest trick in skateboarding?
Getting a job
Thinking about becoming a magician.
They make A LOT of money. I'm pretty sure my neighbor is a magician because she told me she gets "over $500 per trick".
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I took my wife to the beach today and now she's mad at me. I thought she wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn she said her dream was to see the sandy Eggo c**... con.
Lawyers are like mustard gas
When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.
When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.
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Husband says to wife: Babe, do I please you in bed?
Wife: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.
Husband: What trick?
Wife: The one where you s**... and go to sleep.
I needed to have some white noise on in the background to help me fall asleep
Fox News seemed to do the trick.
I have a special trick for getting the result I want in a coin flip
It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
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What idiot decided to call it randomized clinical trial with placebo
And not trick or treatment
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What do you call it when j**... sleeps with 3 old women at a nursing home in one night?
A j**... hat trick.
1 Easy Trick to Jump Higher Than a Skyscraper!
Just jump. Skyscrapers can't jump.
The NYPD is reporting that Antifa has painted convincing-looking tunnels on walls to trick New York's Finest into running into them at high speed
They're calling it "operation meep-meep"
When the magician failed at his trick, he could feel everyone's eyes on him. He never felt so embarassed.
He just wanted to disappear.
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I made this up today! What do you call a guy who's been left at the old persons home three times in a week?
j**... hat trick.
(Geriatric)
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My new party trick...
I s**... two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my a**... tied together.
I s**... you knot.
Halloween trick or treaters knocked my door, dressed as Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
I was going to play a trick on my roommate by filling their room up to the ceiling with ropes, but I didn't have any ropes.
Now it's just a ropeless home antic.
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I think the men who shorten their name to 'Pat'.....
.....are missing a trick.
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My Dad was a professional magician who performed all the classic illusions. He used to practice the well-known, "Sawing a person in two" trick using us kids.
He always loved to halve his family in the act.
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a man was in a party with his friend barney
he asked his friend: "how do you get women to like you so much?"
barney replied: "i have a trick, every time i meet them i squeeze them on the b**..., it has some kind of pavlovian effect or something but it always works"
the man then went home, him and his wife haven't had s**... for a couple of months now so he thought he should try this trick.
his wife was in the kitchen, he approached her from behind and squeezed her a**...
his wife replied: "oh barney is that you?"
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Little Johnny, the magician's son
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.
"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.
"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
The Russian president is on a visit to the USA.
So he is taken on a tour of various tech companies to show him their superiority.
"This," says Bob, "is the smartest computer in the world. Ask it any question, and it will answer you correctly."
The Russian president is intrigued. So he decides to trick the computer and asks: "Who will be the superpower 100 years from today?"
The computer goes silent for a minute, then prints out a paper which the Russian president takes.
"So?" asks Bob. "What does it say?"
"I have no idea," replied the Russian president. "It is written in Chinese"
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A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...
At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"
Three drunk men entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, and they didn't give him the destination they wanted so he decided not to drive but instead he wanted to play a trick on them by turning on the engine and staying there for a moment.
A while after doing so, the taxi driver turned the engine off and told the three drunk men they arrived.
The first man handed the driver a handful of pennies as he exited.
The second man gave the driver a $20 bill and said "Thanks".
The third man did not pay the driver, he gave him a little punch on the arm and said, "Don't speed, you almost had us killed."
