Trick Jokes
162 trick jokes and hilarious trick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Trick Short Jokes
Short trick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trick humour may include short prank jokes also.
- Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
- I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.
- I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"
- Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again...
- How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
- When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady... Literally. He can't catch.
- How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
- How many asexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: asexuals don't screw anything.
- A Spanish magician was showing a trick.. "For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. uno, dos."
And he vanished without a tres! - I was just on a diabetes information website... It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
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Trick One Liners
Which trick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trick? I can suggest the ones about twist and traps.
- Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear
- What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the toilet
- I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut
- My dad can do all the same tricks that my dog can. Except for stay.
- Yesterday my wife taught the car a new trick. She taught it to roll over.
- My dog can do magic tricks... He's an Abracadabrador.
- For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
- Why can't you trick a miscarriage? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
- I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise
- What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
- So a magician on a cruise night has a show every night... NOTSONINJA
- My wife taught the car a new trick Who knew they could roll over...
- Do you know the easy trick to avoid clickbait? I guess not.
- I think the men who shorten their name to 'Pat'..... .....are missing a trick.
- My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery.
Magic Trick Jokes
Here is a list of funny magic trick jokes and even better magic trick puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My 9-year old told this one today. What does snoop dogg say after performing a magic trick? Ta da da da da
- A Mexican magician was performing a magic trick. He counted Uno, Dos, and vanished without a Tres.
- I do magic tricks for blind people. And yes, it's as easy as you'd think.
- My friend decided to take up magic during COVID and he performs some pretty amazing disappearing tricks. He says it's been hard but really… I think he's just going through a stage.
- Yo momma is so fat… When she does magic tricks she vanishes into thick air
- What do you say when a magic trick blows your mind? Abrakadamn bruh!
- I was watching a magic show and the magician cut a donkey into two parts. Honestly, it was a pretty half-assed trick.
- I told my son to watch our car carefully, I was going to do a magic trick with it Sure enough, it turned into a driveway.
- A Spanish magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, dos… and he disappeared without a trace.
- There's only one type of dog who can do magic tricks.... A labracadabrador
Trick Or Treating Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick or treating jokes and even better trick or treating puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the skeleton not go trick-or-treating? He had no body to go with
- My son said he'd trick or treat with me but at the last minute didn't show. Ghosted.
- Why don't ghosts go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with them
- Last night a kid came "trick or treating" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.
- Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor. - Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? They don't have any body to go out with
- Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House? Because she unmasks them all.
- When do muslims go trick or treating? Allahween
- A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"
He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head." - Why dont skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with
Trick Treating Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick treating jokes and even better trick treating puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor? He was in High Spirit
- It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart
- Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.
- I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.
- Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!
- I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.
- I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years. - A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating... My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.
- "Trick or Treat" refers to Halloween... ...but it also describes potential outcomes of taking an attractive Bangkok waitress back to your hotel room.
- Trick or treat? If that's the case then call me John!
Trick Treat Jokes
Here is a list of funny trick treat jokes and even better trick treat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- trick or treating is communism cause people are forced to give you food support my cause
- What do you call an Irishman who's trick-or-treating? Hal O'Ween
- How come you're responsible if you do your taxes in March, but I'm crazy when I do my trick-or-treating in September?
- You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone.
- I saw a diabetic kid Trick or treating
- When is the best time to go trick-or-treating? On Halloween
- OP is so ugly... They could trick-or-treat over the phone
- I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. w**... thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach.
- What does a p**... dog do? A trick for a treat.
- I taught my dog a new trick... I was telling my friend about this new trick I taught my dog. He was excited and asked, "oh really, what's the trick?." I said, u**... for a treat.
Mind Trick Jokes
Here is a list of funny mind trick jokes and even better mind trick puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were finally able to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by using a Jedi mind trick... "These are not the 'roids you're looking for ..."
- There was an alcoholic Jedi who used the Jedi mind trick to get a drunk driving incident removed from his record. They called him DUI-Gone Gin.
- spontaneously shouts "Jack of Hearts" Sorry, my minds playing tricks on me.
Entertaining Trick Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about trick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean technique jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trick pranks.
It's normal for married couples to fight.
The trick is for you and your spouse to find a couple you can easily beat up.
A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine.
I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything.
A Halloween joke for you.
Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."
Oh Grandma!
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They won't fall for that trick twice!
What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's g**...?
A Freudian Flip.
A man was on a plane...
A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said "Would you like some headphones?" To which the man replied "Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
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I see your lightbulb joke...
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb.
When I was a teenager, I'd lock myself in my bedroom for hours every night...
One night, my dad kicked the door open to find out what I was doing. He walked in to discover me sitting on my hand.
"Ah, that old trick," he laughed. I gave an awkward smile back.
"I have to say, son," he continued, "I'm relieved to be honest. I thought you might've been doing something weird. I'll leave you to it."
When he closed the door behind him, I just shrugged my shoulders and carried on f**... myself
A married couple of 20 years are lying in bed
The man rolled over and said to his wife, "Hey, honey, I have a hard on that I just can't get rid of. Think you wanna help?"
The wife turned around and stripped n**....
The husband then rolled back over, closed his eyes, and said, "thanks, honey, that did the trick!"
What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off?
It was to convince the world that Mozart was austrian and that h**... in fact was German.
U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices.
Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Two magicians walk into a bakery
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
A man brought some cookies to a party...
His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.
"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.
"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.
He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."
5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know
Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?
Me: The red guy
Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?
Me: The blue guy
Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?
Me: The yellow guy
Her: Who lives in the white house?
[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]
The black guy!!
LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions,
the trick is not to form an emotional bond.
How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."
The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."
What do you name a tricky pig?
Cunningham
A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick
The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!
A black man walks into a bar...
And sits down with a parrot on his shoulder. When the bartender asks what he would like to drink, the parrot answers instead.
"v**...!" it squawks.
Amazed by the trick, the bartender got him his drink and stood back in awe. A few minutes later, the curiosity became to strong for the bartender and he had to know.
" hey, where did u get that? It's so well trained!"
"Africa" answers the parrot.
3 men are lined up for the firing squad...
...and they will be shot in public. The first guy, not willing to die, thought of a great way to trick the squad. Just as the guns were raised to shoot him, the guy pointed behind the squad and shouted, "Avalanche!" The firing squad was tricked, and as they looked behind them, the guy ran away. The second guy decided to try the same trick himself. So as the guns were raised again, he pointed behind the squad, shouting, "Flood!" Again, the squad fell for it, and as they looked behind them, the second guy ran away. The third guy was utterly impressed by what the first two guys did to save themselves, so he decided to try out the trick himself. As the guns were raised once more to shoot him, the third guy shouted out, **"Fire!"**
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
A Spanish magician is at a party
He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, "uno, dos," p**....
He disappeared without a tres.
A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer...
I find that l**... her n**... and a light gentle f**... usually does the trick...
A Mexican performs a magic trick.
He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *p**...* … he disappeared without a tres!
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but the trick is finding two people small enough to fit IN the lightbulb...
A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then p**...!
He was gone, without a tres.
After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
The Cure for the Common Cold
It's called "The Whiskey and a Hat Trick"
All you need is a bottle of whiskey and a hat.
First, sit on your bed. Place the hat at the foot of the bed. Proceed to drink whiskey until you see two hats, then go to sleep.
If you do this your cold will be gone in just 7 days.
If you don't, it'll last a whole week.
What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy.
The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first.
Guy walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer from the bartender
As he is sipping his beverage, he looks down and sees a gorilla sitting at the other end.
He asks the bartender, *"What's with the gorilla?"*
The bartender says, *"Oh, that's Mable. She does a trick. Want to see it?"*
*"Sure"*
So the bartender whistles and Mable comes lumbering down the length of the bar.
The bartender pulls out a heavy steel pipe and hits the gorilla in the side of its head. The gorilla drops to its knees and starts giving the bartender a b**....
*"Wow!"*, says the guy.
The bartender says, *"Pretty amazing, huh? You want to try?"*
The guys says, *"Yeah, sure! Just don't hit me so hard."*
My dad is the greatest magician of all time
He did a vanishing trick over 16 years ago and still hasn't been found
A Mexican magician said he was going to do a magic trick.
"Uno, dos..." *p**...* he disappeared without a tres.
d**...
Two buddies were drinking while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it d**...?" Asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, k**..., huh?"
"Well, not exactly..."
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
I help blind kids.
Throwing acid usually does the trick.
How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Trick question it's a light disk
What do you call it when your friends trick you into going to the s**... club?
A booby trap.
A Mexican magician was finishing up his act...
It was time for his big finale.
"And now, for my final trick, I will make myself disappear on the count of three!"
"Uno! Dos!"
p**...!
He was gone without a tres.
Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)
An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."
What should I do if an ex girlfriend calls me and tells me she's h**... positive?
The trick is, always act surprised.
[OC]A man walks into a hardware store
Man: Hello, I'm doing some work on my house exterior and need to get to the siding and onto the roof.
Employee: Well, we have a wide range of ladders that will do the trick. There's a 3-step ladder that will be perfect for the siding, and an extending ladder that will get you up on the roof. Do you want them both?
Man: I'll take the former now and the latter ladder later.
Why's the leader of Russia always late?
Is trick question. If Comerad Stalin appears late, it is only because we were early. All glory to mother Russia.
I lost 164 pounds in the last 6 months with this one simple trick!
All I did was buy bitcoin
How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. They can't actually do it. But they can record what percentage is complete.
Had a tricky and emotional chat with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of "Boo hoo, nobody picks me for teams" and "I haven't got any friends".
Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some tips for being more sociable.
I took my wife to the beach today and now she's mad at me. I thought she wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn she said her dream was to see the sandy Eggo c**... con.
Lawyers are like mustard gas
When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.
When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.
Husband says to wife: Babe, do I please you in bed?
Wife: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.
Husband: What trick?
Wife: The one where you s**... and go to sleep.
I needed to have some white noise on in the background to help me fall asleep
Fox News seemed to do the trick.
I have a special trick for getting the result I want in a coin flip
It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
What idiot decided to call it randomized clinical trial with placebo
And not trick or treatment
There was a famous Mexican magician.
His name was Gustavo. His signature trick is he would say "Uno, dos," and *p**...*! He would disappear without a tres.
What do you call it when j**... sleeps with 3 old women at a nursing home in one night?
A j**... hat trick.
Whats you father's occupation?
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' "Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."
People always cry when cutting onions.
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
I made this up today! What do you call a guy who's been left at the old persons home three times in a week?
j**... hat trick.
(Geriatric)
My new party trick...
I s**... two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my a**... tied together.
I s**... you knot.
My mom always used the "here comes the train~" trick to get me to finish my food and it was very effective...
because otherwise she wouldn't untie me from the tracks.
Trickle down economics
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
