Triceratops Jokes

Funniest Triceratops Short Jokes

Short triceratops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triceratops humour may include short t rex jokes also.

1. A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting at the bar The Velociraptor points to a Triceratops in the corner and says "Why is he getting served first?" and the T-Rex says "because he was herbivorous"
2. If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff.
3. two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
   A. A Dino-sour
   2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
   A. Mech-a
4. Why did the T-Rex stay away from the triceratops? Because the triceratops was a registered rex offender.
5. What did the velociraptor say to the other velociraptor about the triceratops? I've never seen herbivore.
6. A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle.

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Triceratops One Liners

Which triceratops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triceratops? I can suggest the ones about tyrannosaurus rex and pterodactyl.

1. What are gay Triceratops into? Tricerabottoms.
2. Why did the Triceratops die out? Because they couldn't find any Tricerabottoms.
3. Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!
4. What do gay Triceratops love? Tricerabottoms
5. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops.
6. What was the triceratops looking for on Craigslist? A tricerabottom.
7. What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom.
8. What's a Triceratops' favorite instrument? Triangular prism glass. It adores the colors.

Ridiculous Triceratops Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about triceratops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dinosaur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make triceratops pranks.