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56 tribute jokes and hilarious tribute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tribute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of jokes, stories and tributes honoring legendary tribute bands, Lemmy and McCain. Explore their memorials in this uplifting and humorous selection of content.

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Funniest Tribute Short Jokes

Short tribute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tribute humour may include short reward jokes also.

  1. Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute
  2. I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland. And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...
  3. Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an elvis tribute night. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
  4. In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags. Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.
  5. I went to see a UB40 tribute act called 'WD40' last night. They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on.
  6. Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.
  7. Tributes from around the globe are still pouring in after the death of Sir Roger Moore… The one from Vladimir Putin read: "From Russia, with love."
  8. A tribute to my late wife She's still getting ready upstairs and I might leave without her.
  9. I've just received a phone call saying I've won £250 or 2 tickets for an elvis presley tribute show... ...it said press 1 for the money, 2 for the show
  10. Why is it so hard to find the world's best tribute band? Because they cover their tracks so well

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Tribute One Liners

Which tribute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tribute? I can suggest the ones about hare and credit.

  1. Did you hear about the Mexican george michael tribute act? He's called Carlos Whisper
  2. Want to hear my tribute to Elvis? Thanks, Elvis.
  3. There needs to be an all female Incubus tribute band... ... named Succubus.
  4. What do you call a Harambe tribute sculpture designed by Roy Moore? Statuetory Ape
  5. I'm in an all-male Spice Girls tribute band. We call ourselves the Cinna-Men.
  6. What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin
  7. So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'.
  8. I've created an Emo Nintendo tribute band It's called Fallout Gameboy
  9. Harvey Weinstein Started a Karen O Tribute Band They call themselves the "No Means Yeahs"
  10. The inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in.
  11. Did you hear about the zz top and doors tribute band? Zz doorstop
  12. What Aerosmith song is a tribute to milk? Sweet Emulsion. ^Those are the lyrics right?
  13. The only Bieber concert I would go to right now A tribute.
  14. A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's
  15. Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction.

Tribute Band Jokes

Here is a list of funny tribute band jokes and even better tribute band puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band... I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!
  • I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40. They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.
  • I started a heavy metal tribute band with guys from my Macroeconomics class We are Guns & Butter
  • I'm in a Josef Fritzl tribute band... You probably haven't heard of us, we're pretty underground.
  • They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
    judge a tribute band.
  • TIL the band Tenacious D didn't actually sing the greatest song in the world It was just a tribute
  • Have you heard my vegan Judas Priest tribute band? h**... Bent For Pleather'
Tribute joke, Have you heard my vegan Judas Priest tribute band?

Silly & Ridiculous Tribute Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about tribute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transfer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tribute pranks.

Just got back from a friends f**... who drowned last week.

I got a lot of a**... from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted"

I've been to a mate's f**... today; he drowned last week...

I got a lot of a**... for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.
They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.

In Tribute

Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talk
Man: you're on
Boy: how does sandpaper feel?
Dog: Ruff!
Boy: what's on top of a house?
Dog: Roof!
Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?
Dog: Ruth!
Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of here!
* Boy and dog walk away *
Dog to boy: should I have said Hank Aaron?

Muslim Band

I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.

I want people's opinions to help me decide something...

I've just received an automated phone call saying I've won either £250 cash or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute concert. Should I press 1 for the money or 2 for the show?

The Cardiologist's f**...

A renowned cardiologist passed away, and all his friends from the same hospital attended his f**.... In order to pay tribute to his profession and his passion, he was buried in a coffin shaped like a heart.
After the service, it was noticed that one of the doctors was smiling. When asked why, he said "Oh, I'm just imagining my own f**.... I'm a gynecologist, you see."

Please be careful!!!!! don't know if this is a scam, I've just received a phone call saying I've won tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show then it said.

Just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

Just received a text message...

Just received a text message telling me I've won a competition! The prizes are £500 cash or front row tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. I don't know if its a scam though?
It says to press 1 for the money and 2 for the show.

Me: Do you want something to drink?

Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana
Friend: Got anything else?
Me: Just Mountain Dew.
Friend: So those are my only two options?
Me: It's Dew or Di.

I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act and it was one of those automated phone system which said...

Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…

Many were present at the f**... today of the oldest and unfunniest comedian.

In tribute, the vicar read out one of his jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.

A touching tribute to Hugh Hefner

RIP Hugh Hefner - the man who taught a complete generation how to read a book with one hand!

My coworker complained about our David Bowie tribute music recently...

...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.

Just got a text message but I think it's a scam.....

It says congratulations you have won £500 or four tickets to an Elvis tribute act.
press one for the money, or two for the show.

Watch out for a scam phone call.

The caller says, You have won $1.000.000 dollars
or Tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute Concert.
Just press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

Dont know if this is a scam but just got a text saying i won £250 or two tickets to elvis presley tribute act...

Says text 1 for the money or 2 for the show

I was stuck in traffic behind a Mazda SUV this morning...

it wasn't the greatest car in the whole world. It was just a Tribute.

Beware of a new scam message going around

I just got a text message saying "Congratulations you are the winner of the Elvis tribute competition.
You have a choice of two prizes you can take,
Option 1 is £50.00
Option 2 is for 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert
To make your choice
text
1 for the money or 2 for the show
(disclaimer: stolen from my Facebook feed. Never seen this joke before and wanted to share)

To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute.

Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.

Tribute joke, To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal fo

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