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124 tribe jokes and hilarious tribe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tribe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funny and light-hearted side of tribal life with this selection of jokes about Indian and Native American tribes, the Tribe of Dardanaak, Tribesmen, Pygmies, and Wilderness people. Enjoy a laugh and explore a unique culture!

Funniest Tribe Short Jokes

Short tribe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tribe humour may include short tribal jokes also.

  1. Some man I just met thought I was Israeli so I cracked the 10 lost tribes of Israel joke to him and he got gassed.
  2. The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!
  3. What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists? The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
  4. What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts.
  5. What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
  6. an elephant looked through the tall grass when he saw a nudist tribe it gasped and said said how do you breathe through those?
  7. Anyone heard of the fugawee native american tribe? Famous for being terrible navigators, would climb the highest mountains where ever they would travel, look around and yell "where the fugawee!!"
  8. In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
  9. Did you read The Indian In The Cupboard as a kid? I text my wife my musing about his tribe. Do you think he was a plAZTEC Indian?
    We finalize the divorce paperwork tomorrow she says.
  10. What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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Tribe One Liners

Which tribe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tribe? I can suggest the ones about clan and brigade.

  1. What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight.
  2. What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll.
  3. There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
  4. What do you call the leader of the Cravings Tribe? The "Hanker"chief
  5. Have you heard of the Fakarwee Tribe? It's because they're always lost.
  6. I saw a tribe in Sweden. Abbariginals.
  7. I sent a postcard to an African tribe suffering from drought 'Hope you get well soon'
  8. What's a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe? The Saxons
  9. What modern tribe of men takes their young daughter hunting. The Supermarket tribe.
  10. The Bongo Bongo Tribe
  11. What do A Tribe Called Quest and margarine have in common? It's like butter, baby.
  12. Every tribe needs a straight lady.
  13. I'm fiercely loyal to a particular brand of toothpaste. I'm in a Tribe Called Crest.
  14. What did one indian tribe say to the other? We're the Fugawi! We're the Fugawi!
  15. What tribe put up a hock shop next to the indian casino? The Pawnee

Indian Tribe Jokes

Here is a list of funny indian tribe jokes and even better indian tribe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I recently opened a restaurant on top of ancient indian burial grounds. When I tried to explain my business to the local tribe they interrupted Apparently they already had some reservations.
  • Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like? You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?
  • Conversation between John chou and indian sentinels tribe John chou : meet the jesus
    Sentinels : You first
  • Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying "were the halarwi"
  • A early American settler meets and befriends an Indian tribe. That's...
    That's the joke.
  • How long is an indian He is from the Sioux tribe.
  • I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe.

Native American Tribe Jokes

Here is a list of funny native american tribe jokes and even better native american tribe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ted lived a great distance from the Native Americans. He was known among the tribe as Far Ted.
  • There is a cross dressing native american tribe in my town... They call the tribe Mashantucket
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What funny jokes about tribe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trio jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tribe pranks.

In an African tribe village, the chieftain's wife gave birth to a white skinned child.

The chieftain quickly figured the voluntary doctor from Europe might be to blame. So the chieftain asked him to talk in his tent.
Chieftain: "Today my wife gave birth to a white child. She and I are dark skinned. You are white. It doesn't take a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!"
The doctor remains calm: "The answer lies in the genetics. Some genetics have recessive traits, which are not apparent to the parents but may be passed on to the child. For example, last week one of your sheep gave birth to a black sheep."
The chieftain pauses for a thinking, then replies: "I tell you what. You say no word about black sheep and I say no word about white child."

What's the difference between a woman's track team and a tribe of Aborigines?

Aborigines are cunning little runts

The Fukawi Tribe

There was once a tribe of very short people who lived on an island in very long grass. One day an explorer stumbled upon this large grass covered island and intact discovered the tribe. He was very excited but decided since he was not sure if they were a peaceful people or not he would not engage this time, instead he would come back better equipped in a few days. When he got home he decided to tell his fellow explorers about the tribe he had discovered. He sat with them in a bar and told them all about the island and the long grass and the tiny people. Finishing his story he said so I've discovered this incredible tribe they're new and they're called the Fukawi tribe his best friend astounded said but how did you come up with the name?
Oh I didn't came the reply they named themselves, and when I approached them they kept jumping up yelling we're the Fukawi

What is the best thing that happened to you?

As a kid I always dreamt of travelling the world, learn about other cultures and write my own book. When my father passed away he left me enough money to do so. I decided it was time to fulfill my dream.
One place my journey took me to was an island with an ancient tribe living on it that was almost untouched by western civilization. I decided to dedicate one chapter in my book to this tribe. It took me months to learn their language, but I finally managed to interview one of the natives.
"What was the best thing that has happened to you here?" I asked.
-"One time" he said, "a girl got lost in the jungle. When we found her the chief let everyone of us have s**... with her as a reward."
Of course I couldn't write that down, so I asked: "Is that really the best thing that happened to you?!"
-"Well, now that you mention it: One day TWO girls got lost in the jungle. When we found them, everyone was allowed to have s**... with them."
I realized I'm not getting anywhere with this question, so I asked him:
"Ok, what was the worst thing that has happened to you?"
He looked down.
"You see... one time, I got lost in the jungle."

The Drums Must Not Stop

A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.
That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.
That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"
The chief replied, "Bass solo."

The chief of a tribe in Mexico dies.

His son is now the chief. Since he never learned the ways of his forefathers to predict winters, when he gets asked what should the tribe do, he just tells them to collect firewood. He then goes to the National Weather Station in Mexico and asks them how bad winter is going to be. They tell him; "It looks like it will be pretty bad". Shocked, he goes back to his tribe and tells them to gather more firewood. He goes back to the weather station and asks them again if winter will be bad. They answer, "It is going to be one of the worst winters in a decade." The Chief goes back to the village and tells them to gather more firewood. Then he goes for a third time to the weather station and asks them again, "will the winter be bad?" They respond, "It will be the worst winter in a century." The chief asks them, "How do you know winter will be bad?" They answer, "Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

Snoo-Snoo

Three men are hunting on the African Savanna when they are captured by one of the tribes that live in the area. They are blindfolded, gagged and led into a hut to be held prisoner. After a while the chief of this tribe comes into the hut takes off their blindfolds and gags and begins to speak. He tells the three men that they have a choice between either Snoo-Snoo, or death. The first man gets up and says that whatever it is it can't be worse than death, The chief walks out and shouts to the tribe who begin to dance and cheer. The man is forced outside as every man in the tribe has his way with him, but as promised when they are all finished he is free to go. The second man see's this and also decides it is better than death and also chooses Snoo-Snoo. The third man has a solemn look on his face and when the chief asks him his choice. the man says he couldn't live with himself if that happened, so he chooses death. The Chief of the tribe nods and yells out to the tribe "He choose death... By Snoo-Snoo!"

So three men are stranded in the jungle...

A tribe of cannibals captures them. The chief says he will grant them one last thing before they are eaten. The first man asks for a woman to pleasure him. So the chief brings one of his daughters to pleasure the man. Then the tribe skins him, eats him, and uses his skin for a canoe. The second man asks for a drink to numb his mind before they eat him. So the chief brings him their strongest drink and he passes out drunk. Then the tribe skins him, eats him, and uses his skin to make a canoe. The third man asks for a fork before they eat him. The chief is confused but brings him a fork. The man starts stabbing himself all over and yells "YOURE NOT MAKING A CANOE OUT OF ME!"

A Native American boy walks up to the the Chief of his tribe...

He says to the Chief "Great Chief, where do the people of our tribe get their names?" the chief replies, "Well, each infant is given a name by their father seconds before the mother gives birth. You see, what the father does is observe the nature around them and let its spirit inspire them." The boy says "I see, this makes some sense to me." and the Chief explains to the boy, "You're friend, Soaring-eagle, received his name when his father saw an eagle fly directly above the hut that his wife was giving birth in." The boy still looked slightly confused, so the Chief asked "Why exactly are you seeking this information. Did you want to know where you're name originated, Twodogsfucking?"

The Lone Ranger

Once, in the Wild, Wild West, the lone ranger was captured by an Indian tribe. The Chief of the tribe says, "I have heard of you, Lone Ranger. If you can impress me enough within three days, I will let you go free."
So, the Lone Ranger thinks hard for a few minutes and says, "May I have a minute alone with my horse?"
The Chief obliges him, and not 30 seconds later, the horse gallops out of the tent and runs away. The Chief is puzzled, but the Lone Ranger seems satisfied nonetheless. A few hours pass, but then the Lone Ranger's horse returns with an absolutely beautiful blonde girl, with whom the Lone Ranger spends the night.
The Chief is absolutely amazed, but not enough so to let the Lone Ranger go. So, the Lone Ranger asks to, again, hold council with his horse. And again, the horse gallops away, returning later with a redhead even more beautiful than the previous lady.
The next day, the Chief tells the Lone Ranger, although he is impressed, he is not going to let him go. So, the Lone Ranger asks to be left alone with his horse. After the tribe vacated the room, he whispers into the horse's ear very succinctly,
"Bring. Posse."

African Roulette

Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa.
The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette."
The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option.
The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform o**... s**... on you."
The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part.
As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal."

Black sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child.

In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

So a Greek, Frenchman and Italian strand on an island

So after a while being stuck they decide to search for food.
Suddenly a tribe comes out of nowhere and took them as captive.
The tribe decided to interrogate them.
So the tribe decides to interrogate the Greek as first, after 1 hour the Greek comes out without feet.
He told everything after they cut his feet off.
Then they decided to interrogate the Frenchman, after 2 hours the Frenchman comes back without an ear.
The Frenchman told the tribe everything after the tribe cut his ear off.
At last the tribe decides to interrogate the Italian, after 20 hours the Italian came back without telling the tribe anything.
Impressed, the Greek asked why the Italian did not tell the tribe anything, the Italian said:
"I wanted to but they cut off my hands"!

How stock markets work!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
This is how stock markets work!

Oogaly Boogaly

A white man, Chinese man and a black man were in Africa doing research when they were captured by a tribe. First, they were tied to stakes. The chief then walked up to the white man and asked, death or oogaly boogaly. The white man thought, I don't want to die, I'll take oogaly boogaly. So the chief loosened his ropes, took him to the edge of the forest, within sight of the other two and all of the tribesmen r**... him. The chief then asked the Chinese man, death or oogaly boogaly? the Chinese man thought, remembered the screems of the white man, but didn't want to die. So he said, 'oogaly boogaly'. So the chief loosened his ropes, took him to the edge of the forest and all of the tribesmen r**... him. Then the chief walked up to the black man and asked 'death, or oogaly boogaly?' The black man said, naw man, just give me death.' The chief said 'OK, death, by oogaly boogaly!

Two Dogs (From the movie Silkwood)

A young brave visits the chief of the tribe with a question. "Wise one, is it true you name all the members of the tribe, and if so, how is it done?"
The venerable old man replies "Yes, for over 20 years I have named each person who is born to the tribe. I sit outside the lodge, and when I hear the infants' first cry, I open my eyes and the first thing I see becomes the name. So it was with your brother Big Bear, your sister Singing Bird, your cousin Blue Cloud, and so on."
"But tell me, Two Dogs F**king...... why do you ask?"

The Old African King

There was once a highly respected King of an African tribe. Every year since his thirtieth birthday, he had been given a brand new throne to sit in for the year. Each year, the new throne far surpassed the beauty and value of the one prior to it. The problem was, each person in this tribe lived in grass huts, so the king had no choice but to put his old thrones in his attic.
So, on his sixtieth birthday, the king had room for only one more throne in his attic. His servants took it up, and as they sat it down the ceiling came crashing down onto the king and killed him.
Moral of the story: those who live in grass houses, shouldn't stow thrones.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

[OC] During his search for the Holy Grail...

King Arthur sent his knights and squires to all four corners of the globe. One of his ships landed in Zimbabwe, and engaged in grueling battle with the local tribe of cannibals for no less than 30 days and 30 nights. The knights had fought long and hard, but ultimately succumbed to the sheer numbers of the tribe.
During the night's celebratory feast, one of the tribesman looked up from his haunch of meat and over to his brother. "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
His brother took a bite of his meal, chewed for a few seconds and after giving it some thought, replied "You know what?"
"What?"
"...I think we're on the same Page."

Bongo!

A Torphy Hunter and his two aides were captured on a safari. The Tarolupa tribe took them in a caravan of a 100 hunters in wooden cages to their village.
In the village was the Chief. The Chief approached the cages as the hunters lined up in two lines of 50 men. The chief shook his spear at the three men and pointed to the second aide..."Death or Bongo?" The aide fearing for his life chose "Bongo."
He was pulled from the cage and sodomized by each of the hunters and ran away screaming into the jungle.
The Chief approached the second aid thrusting his spear and ask the same question. The response was the same and the man was sodomized and ran screaming into the jungle.
The Chief approached the Trophy Hunter and repeated the question "Death or Bongo?" The Hunter shook his head grimly and said "Death."
The Chief looked confused and then said "Death?" "Death by Bongo!" and the 100 men cheered
Another classic from DeepSpaghetti.org

The Hellarwe tribe.

There's a tribe of pygmies in Africa called the Hellarwe. They're an ancient tribe that settled the tall, savannah grasslands a long time ago and I had the fortune of going to visit them. I actually thought we were lost until I saw a pygmy jump up ahead of us accompanied by his fearsome warcry: "Wherethehellarewe"

The Ooga Booga tribe

A group of 3 missionaries are traveling through the jungle, looking to spread the word of their God to the local tribesmen. They run into a savage tribe called the Ooga Booga, and are immediately brought to their chief. The chief says to them, that they all can either have death, or face Ooga Booga. The first one, scared of death, says that he will take Ooga Booga, and every tribesmen rapes him and he is free to go. The 2nd guy is also afraid of death, and chooses Ooga Booga and is free to go. The last guy proclaims his faith loudly and shouts "I will not take your sin upon me and in Gods name I choose death!". The chief responds "Fine.. then death.. by Ooga Booga".

An anthropologist travels to the deepest darkest rainforest...

to study a tribe untouched by civilisation.
As he is trecking towards the villiage he starts to hear drumming. The closer he gets, the louder it gets. It's relentless and doesn't seem to stop.
A day later he arrives at the villiage and gets introduced to the eldar. He immediately asks "What are the drums for?"
The eldar simply responds "The drums must never stop."
Throughout the night and the next day the incessent drumming starts to grate on his nerves. He asks around and every member of the tribe answers with "The drums must never stop."
3 days later he has had no sleep and is at a loose end. He approaches the eldar.
"I really have to know about the drums."
"The drums must never stop."
"Yes, yes. I know that. But why?"
The eldar looks at him and says "Bass solo."

So this atheist explorer is in trouble...

...with a tribe of savage cannibals. He's cornered with no possible way out when he exclaims in his desperation 'God, I'm s**...!'
Suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says 'No son, you are not. Take that rock near your right foot and throw it at that old cannibal with the large headdress!'
The explorer obeys, and the chief of the tribe lies dead on the ground.
The voice says 'NOW you're s**...!'

Death or Boogaloo ?

Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders.
The chief walks to the men and says, What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo? The first man thinks for a second and replies, I choose Boogaloo .
The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo . The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up the ***.
The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, You must choose, Death or Boogaloo ?
The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, I choose death .
The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, Death by boogaloo!!!

There is a tribe over in Africa

There is a tribe over in Africa called the fuckrwe. Every member stands at a height of only two feet tall and the grass they hunt their pray is 5 foot tall. As they run through the tall grass they chant their name "We're the fuckrwe!, We're the fuckrwe!"

Winter weather

The Chief of a Native American tribe calls the weather service and asks "How harsh will the winter be this year?" The meteorologist replies "Oh, it should be a bit cold and snowy." The Chief sends the men from his tribe to the forest to gather some wood for the winter.
A couple weeks later, he calls again to double-check, and asks the same thing. He is told "We expect the winter to be quite cold and snowy," so he sends them again to get a lot of wood.
Another week goes by, he calls once again and hears "It will be crazy! The Indians are gathering wood like mad!"

A doctor visits an Indian tribe...

So a doctor visits a tribe of indians, when the chief of the tribe goes to him and tells him:
"Look, doctor, a white baby was born in tribe. How can there be white baby if we all indian?"
The doctor proceeds to tell him: "Well, you see, anything is possible in genetics. See that herd of sheep over there? They are all white, but in between all of them, there is a black one. See?"
The chief responds: "OK doctor, I say nothing about wihte kid, you say nothing of black sheep!"

The Fakarwee tribe

A: Did you know that the Pygmies in Africa are called the Fakarwee Tribe?
B: No I didn't. But why are they called that?
A: Because when they are in long grass they jump up and down calling out, "where the fak-ar-we?

White priest goes and lives with an African tribe...

He spends his days teaching the way of the lord. After several years, a village woman gives birth to a white baby. The Chief is not happy with this. When he confronts the priest, the priest tries to explain these things happen in nature. With the chief not understanding, the priest tries to explain further....
"ok chief. See that flock of sheep?"
"Mmm yes".
"See they are all white, but that one black one?"
"Mmm yes".
"Does that help you to understand?"
"Mmm yes. I no say nothing about baby, you no say nothing about sheep."

The Albino and the Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."

b**...

Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or b**...?".
The first guys thinks, hmmm wonder what b**... is. "I'll take the b**...". The tribal leader says, "good". Then a dozen tribal members line up and give it to him in the rear. The tribal leader turns to the second guy and gives him the choice, death, or b**.... The second guy thinks, hmm, that b**... thing is pretty n**.... But death is permanent, "I'll take the b**...". Tribal leader says, "good", and a hundred tribesmen line up and give him the b**....
The tribal leader gives the choice to the third captive. He thinks for a while, hmm, first it was a dozen, then it was a hundred. Heck with it, "I'll take death". The tribal leader says, "good, death .... by b**...".

Black Sheep

A m**... is sent into the deepest part of Africa to live with a tribe.
One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby.
The village chief confronts the m**...: "You have taught us of the evils of s**... sin, yet here, a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village!"
The m**... replies, "No, no. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what is called an albino. Look over at that field. See the flock of white sheep? - and yet amongst them one of them is black. Nature does this on occasion."
"Tell you what," the chief says, "I won't tell on you .. you don't tell on me."

African tribe

There is a tribe in Africa called the faqawi tribe. Their average height is 3 ft tall and the grass where they live is 5 ft tall. They get their name from the sound they make as they jump up and down " Were the faqawi ? were the faqawi ?"

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe...

..He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys.

That night, they had mystery meat.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

A European m**... goes to an African tribe...

... and asks the tribeleader if he may stay with them. The leader agrees on one condition: No white child can be born.
However, 9 months later, a woman is discovered with a white child.
The leader summons the missonary to explain himself. The m**... looks out the window and shows the leader a herd of sheep and says:
" As you can see, all the sheep are white, yet one of them is black... "
In complete distress, the tribeleader exclaims: " Allright, I won't say anything about your child, as long as you don't say anything about the sheep!"

An albino child in an African tribe...

This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white m**... that was sent by the Church in his village.
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."

There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.

But how did they get this name?..
Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...
Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...
''Where the Fakawi?''

What do you call a gay Eskimo ?

I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe...

How the Fukarwe Indians got their Name:

The Fukarwe Indians lived in Utah about 2,000 years ago.
They were a peaceful tribe and lived in Teepees on the prarie.
One day it started raining heavily.......and kept on raining.
The prarie started to flood and they were forced to move to higher ground.
And the rain kept coming......and the tribe had to move to higher and higher ground.
Until they found themselves at the top of a mountain.
And the Chief raised his hands to the Sky and shouted.
Where the Fukarwe!!!!..........z

One day in class...

The teacher called 3 native boys and asked which tribe they were from. The first boy said "I am Souix". The second boy said " I am Cherokee". The third boy said "I am Fukowi". Confused, the teacher asked "How do you know?" The boy responded "I was walking with my father on a mountain top, when he stopped, looked around and said 'We're the Fukawi'".

Two english men

Two english men discover a forbidden island and come across a tribe of big masculine men.
The tribe takes the english men hostage and offer them one of two options; death or bullar.
The english men ask "what is bullar?"
The leader of the tribe states "each of us get to take turns r**... you. So what'll it be?"
The first english man goes "well i dont want to die, so i guess i choose bullar" and each member of the tribe has a go at him.
The second english man says "well that looked terrible so i guess i choose death"
The tribes people yell "okay, death by bullar"

How did the heckawii indians get their name?

They split off from a larger tribe and fallowed a river, they walked for weeks and months until finally coming to a great plain, the Indian chief looked at the medicine man and said "where the heck are we?"

My dad told me today that we're distantly related to the Fugarwii Tribe of Native Americans.

This tribe was nomadic, and would wander all over the continental US. Unfortunately, as a tribe, they had a terrible sense of direction and would often get horribly lost.
The Fugarwii had scouts who's soul purpose was to remedy this: they would scout about, find the tallest mountain they could, and scale the mountain to its peak.
Once there, they would look about with their hand over their eyes like a visor. Then, the lead scout would turn to face the others and say "where the Fugarwii"

b**... b**...

Two adventurers were captured by a tribe in the jungle.
The chief asked the first one: "Decide your fate: Death or b**... b**..."
He answered: "I choose b**... b**..." and was r**... by the whole tribe.
So the chief asked the second adventurer: "Death or b**... b**...".
He answered: "I choose death"
The chief: "Well, so it shall be. Death by b**... b**...!"

Kendrick Lamars New Song

Chris Don't Kill My Tribe, in honor of Columbus Day

m**... in the jungle

A m**... lives with a tribe in the jungle, when one day the Chief of the tribe approaches him:
"You are the only white man around here, and now my daughter gave birth to a white child! Explain yourself, or prepare to die!"
The m**... hesitates for a moment, then replies:
"The nature is full of wonders. Look at those sheep over there. They are all white, except for one single lamb which is black."
The Chief: "... If you keep quiet, then I will too.

A hunter tribe in Siberia catches a Camel.

They kill it, and wonder what it is. To find out, they ask the best hunter.
He answers "It is not a fox, it is not a rabbit. Ask the chief of the tribe, he might know".
They ask the chief.
He says, "Not a reindeer, and not a seal. I don't know what it is".
As a last resort they ask the shaman priest. They walk into his tent, and find him sitting on a chair with a ton of smoke around him.
The hunters are not startled, as that is standard stuff. They finally ask him what it is, and the priest answers without delay
"Come on guys its Camel you have to smoke it"

I bust a nut in her eye...

So she could see where I'm coming from.
* This is still my favorite A Tribe Called Quest lyric to date.

There is an isolated indigenous tribe that lives in the Amazon.

What's interesting about them is that in their language they only have words for numbers 1 and 2, and every number higher than 2 is just 'many'. You have 3 kids? You have many kids, You caught 20 fish? You caught many fish.
I guess trying to come up with words for three numbers was just one too many.

Dr visits an Indian Tribe

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your s**... tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have s**... with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

TIL

There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.

But how did they get this name?..

Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...

Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...

''Where the Fakawi?''

A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt.

As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: buffalo come.
The chief asks How can you tell?
The man replies Sticky ear.

A Parting Gift

An explorer, during a trek through an unknown jungle, made contact with a primitive tribe, and swapped basic language and customs. The day comes for the explorer to depart and, as a parting gift, he gives a fine silver mirror to the chief of the tribe. The chief takes the mirror in awe, and as the explorer explains it's basic function, starts to gaze lovingly at the back of the mirror, admiring the patterning. This goes on for a little while, until the explorer at last says
'You are supposed to look at the other side!'
The chief turns the mirror around briefly, flips it back and grunts 'Bah, picture of savage on back'.

Why wasn't the tribesman angry when he lost his knife?

He was a nomad

Y'all ever heard of the Bangandese? They're a remote tribe in Africa, and

I'd tell you about them... if I weren't so busy Bangandese nuts across yo face

Tribe joke, Y'all ever heard of the Bangandese? They're a remote tribe in Africa, and

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