Triathlon Jokes

19 triathlon jokes and hilarious triathlon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about triathlon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Triathlon Short Jokes

Short triathlon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triathlon humour may include short tricycle jokes also.

  1. A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark… ..So in a triathlon it comes down to who's the better cyclist
  2. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
  3. Hippos can swim and run faster than humans. What does this mean? The bycicle is the only way to beat then in a triathlon.
  4. TIL, Hippos can run faster than humans on land and swimmer faster in water But still you can defeat them in a triathlon as they don't know how to ride a bicycle
  5. I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble.
  6. yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
  7. Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
  8. A shark can swim faster than I can... But I can definitely run faster than a shark.
    So really, in a triathlon, it would come down to who is the better cyclist.
  9. A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!
  10. It's a black guy that invented the triathlon..... He ran to the pool and came back with a bike

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Triathlon One Liners

Which triathlon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triathlon? I can suggest the ones about trio and triple.

  1. Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
  2. I'm against all races... Ya know, triathlons, marathons, black people. Just the usual
  3. What is black guys triathlon? Runs to a swimming hall and comes back with a bicycle.
  4. Did you hear about the Romanian triathlon? You walk to the swimming pool and cycle home.
  5. I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.

Ironman Triathlon Jokes

Here is a list of funny ironman triathlon jokes and even better ironman triathlon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Hilarious Fun Triathlon Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about triathlon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trilogy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make triathlon pranks.

We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty g**....

That's why I hate triathlons.

I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon.

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

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