Triathlon Jokes

Funniest Triathlon Short Jokes

Short triathlon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triathlon humour may include short tricycle jokes also.

1. A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark… ..So in a triathlon it comes down to who's the better cyclist
2. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
3. Hippos can swim and run faster than humans. What does this mean? The bycicle is the only way to beat then in a triathlon.
4. yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
5. A shark can swim faster than I can... But I can definitely run faster than a shark.
   So really, in a triathlon, it would come down to who is the better cyclist.
6. I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
7. Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany? Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
8. Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee.
9. You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.
10. Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home

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Triathlon One Liners

Which triathlon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triathlon? I can suggest the ones about triple and trilogy.

1. Did you hear about the Romanian triathlon? You walk to the swimming pool and cycle home.
2. I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.
3. Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
4. What is black guys triathlon? Runs to a swimming hall and comes back with a bicycle.

Ironman Triathlon Jokes

Here is a list of funny ironman triathlon jokes and even better ironman triathlon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

Hilarious Fun Triathlon Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about triathlon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marathon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make triathlon pranks.