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Probably already been said, but it made me chuckle when I thought of it.

A man has been found dead in central London this evening, reports confirm the man died due to being stabbed with a triangular knife.
Police are calling it an isoscelated incident.

A horse walks into a triangular bar of dimensions X,Y, and Z, where X and Z are perpendicular. He asks the barman where the toilets are.

"Y, the long face."

At Indian Restaurant

"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."

Why are toblerones triangular prisms

To fit in the box

Translated from german: What's red, triangular and flies over the lawn?

A red triangle.
What's black, triangular and flies over the lawn?
...
The shadow of the red triangle.

My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor

but I knew it was just a pyramid screen.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down?

Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!

Why are toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

Triangular joke, A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...


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Triangular joke, A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

Triangular joke, A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...