Triangle Jokes
152 triangle jokes and hilarious triangle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about triangle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with our collection of the best triangle jokes! You'll find jokes about triangles that are math-based, instrument-playing, and love-based. Plus, read our favorite right triangle jokes and jokes about hexagons and circles. Get ready to giggle over funny jokes about angles!
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- Short Triangle Jokes
- Triangle One Liners
- Bermuda Triangle Jokes
- Right Triangle Jokes
- Triangle Player Jokes
- Triangle Love Jokes
- Triangle Math Jokes
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Funniest Triangle Short Jokes
Short triangle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triangle humour may include short circle jokes also.
- I'm currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
- You hear what happened when the triangle tried to make all its angles 90 degree? Didn't end well, I hear it's a wrecked angle now.
- I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
- New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
- I used to play the triangle in a reggae band But I had to quit as it was just one ting after another
- What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless! (by the way, my 8 year old heard at school)
- I used to play the triangle in a band, but I had to leave. It was just one ting after another.
- What's the difference between a triangle and manchester united ? A triangle has three points
- What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.
- A horse walks into a bar and says, On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle? The bartender says, Y, the long face.
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Triangle One Liners
Which triangle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triangle? I can suggest the ones about quad and square.
- Why did the triangle player quit the orchestra? It was just one ting after another
- Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.
- How did the triangle kill itself? It used a hypotenuse.
- What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
- What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.
- I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting.
- What newspaper does a triangle read? ...the *hypotenews*
- What does a triangle call a circle? Pointless.
- What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle
- Where did the square go after killing the triangle? To prism.
- What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle
- Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees.
- Why did the circle agree with the triangle? The triangle had a point.
- Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? A. Acute Triangle
- What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse
Bermuda Triangle Jokes
Here is a list of funny bermuda triangle jokes and even better bermuda triangle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra When the guy on the triangle disappeared
- The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
- I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra... Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...
- What do your room and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? Things mysteriously disappear there.
- It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared.
- People say I'm empty-headed. They're wrong, my head is like a Bermuda Triangle Information comes in, but don't come out.
- You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves
- My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again
- The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox
- I was listening to a concert in Bermuda. Suddenly, and without explanation, the guy playing the triangle disappeared.
Right Triangle Jokes
Here is a list of funny right triangle jokes and even better right triangle puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right
- Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? A: They were right for each other
- Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross
- Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right.
- Taking the side length that's opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It's considered a sin.
- Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle? Your sinuses.
- What do you call the longest side of a suicidal right-angled triangle? The hypotenoose.
- Why are right triangles good drivers? They always obey traffic sines.
- One extremely important thing to remember when learning geometry Its a right triangle, not a WRONG triangle
- Why do right triangles like to hang out by the equator? 'Cause in the winter it's almost always 90 degrees.
Triangle Player Jokes
Here is a list of funny triangle player jokes and even better triangle player puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I regret to tell you that we have fired the triangle player from our band. It was just one ting after another.
- I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting.
- I had to give up my job as the triangle player in a reggae band It was just one ting after another
- I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting.
- What's the difference between a violist and a triangle player? The triangle player can at least admit they can't play an instrument.
- What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo
Triangle Love Jokes
Here is a list of funny triangle love jokes and even better triangle love puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm always in a love triangle I fall in love with a girl, the girl is in love with nobody, and nobody loves me.
- I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him. She chose the ladder.
- Why did the square fall in love with the triangle? Because she had acute angle.
- What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american? Neapolitan.
- What happens when three lives do not intersect? A love triangle.
What happens when they do?
A t**....
Triangle Math Jokes
Here is a list of funny triangle math jokes and even better triangle math puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos.
- Today, in math class, we had to label triangles. I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.
- What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry.
What do they learn about?
ISISciles triangles. - Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Humorous Triangle Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about triangle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make triangle pranks.
[garden of eden]
**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?
**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.
**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?
**Eve:** 10
**Snake:** Thanksss
**Adam:** How did you calculate that?
**Eve:** Oh no.
Pythagoras walks into a bar...
...muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'
The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'
What did one triangle say to the other triangle?
Hey, we should get together and square dance!
Why are manhole covers circular?
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture.
What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is...
Sit at the back and ting.
My friends got tired of the "Chinese Fire Drill".
Instead, we shout "Triangle Fire Drill", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination.
How do triangles communicate?
Sin language
What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
What did the triangle say to the preacher?
Forgive me father for I have sin().
What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?
He needed somebody to cosine.
How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?
Do it with SAS.
A mummy calls a restauraunt.
- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.
How did the right triangle commit s**...?
With a Hypote-noose
How do you climb a triangle?
By scalene it
If you made a triangle with sticks...
would it be twigonometry?
A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:
"Can I reserve a table for two?"
"Sure just give me a name."
"Semerkhet."
"Would you spell it for me?"
"Bird, double triangle, wavy line, another bird, dog head, sun, scarab..."
What kind of church does a triangle attend?
Anglican.
How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?
He had an acute pain in his side!
A Horse Walks into a Bar...
He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?"
The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, "Y, the long face."
What do you call a triangle that gets into a car accident?
A rektangle
A circle accidentally shot a square...
his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."
What do you call a triangle that got OWNED?
A rectangle.
A circle went to a party uninvited
"This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.
The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."
Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.
It turns out they needed to cosine.
A Pharoah makes a reservation at a ski resort...
Pharaoh: I'd like to make a reservation for two please.
Attendant: Absolutely. Can I get your name please.
Pharoah: "Neferneferuaten"
Attendant: ...can you spell that out for me?
Pharaoh: Bird, double triangle, wavy line, dog head, more bird, flames..."
A triangle was talking to a circle
Triangle: you're pointless.
Circle: I know, that's how I roll.
Why don't triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?
'Cause that would be a**...-backwards.
What do you call a triangle with four sides and a serious drinking problem?
A wrecked angle.
How do triangles talk to each other?
Sine language
Why did the mathematician shout triangle! At a deaf person?
He was speaking sine language
My friend and I were having a heated argument about the angle of a triangle
Things got messy and we went off tangent
What do you get if you give a triangle v**...?
A rectangle
What do you call a triangle with attitude?
An isasceles triangle
What happens when a triangle breaks the law?
They go to prism!
Hello, can I reserve a table for Pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy?
Could you spell by letters, please?
Yes, sure. A bird, two triangles, a wavy line, the sun, again a bird, a dog's head, a scarab
I finally got to live out my dreams of joining a reggae band with my triangle.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Understanding Women
A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
Author Unknown
Translated from german: What's red, triangular and flies over the lawn?
A red triangle.
What's black, triangular and flies over the lawn?
...
The shadow of the red triangle.
My dad asked me why my math scores were weak. I told him that I found myself caught in a love triangle.
He looked concerned, sat down with me and said, "You know you can tell me anything right? What's really going on?"
I replied "I don't know how to explain this to you but the four of us are in love... "
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
... thanks for every ting.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
Had to leave cause it was one ting after another
Why did the triangle not marry the circle?
He was pointless
A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality. He drew a circle on a paper.
And asked the patient, What does this remind you of?
The patient answered, s**....
The shrink drew a square and asked again, What does this remind you of?
s**..., the patient replied.
Then the doctor drew a triangle.
It reminds me of s**..., the patient stated.
You seem to be obsessed with s**..., the shrink told the patient.
*I'm* obsessed with s**...? *You're* the one who's drawing the dirty pictures!
How would a triangle kill itself?
With the hypotenoose.
I made six figures today...
a square, rectangle, triangle, circle, hexagon, and a polyhedron.
The Psychiatrist
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist draws a circle and shows it to him.
"What's this?" asks the psychiatrist.
"A t**...," says the guy.
The psychiatrist then draws a square.
"What's this?
"It's a t**...," says the guy.
The psychiatrist then draws a triangle and shows it to the guy.
"So, what do you think this is?"
"It's a t**...!" yells the guy.
"Sir, I'm afraid you have serious s**... issues," says the psychiatrist.
"I have issues? What about you? You keep drawing t**...!"
What do you call a triangle that's had too much to drink?
A rekt angle
An angel once visited me but only described the measurements of a triangle to me.
Its felt like a sine from God
I used to play triangle in a reggae band.
I would stand at the back and ting.
A young adult named Bob enters a confessional
Bob: Forgive me father, for I have sined.
Priest: It's pronounced 'sinned', but that's unimportant, what have you done?
Bob: I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle
I used to play the triangle in the symphony but I quit.
I couldn't deal with it anymore. It was just one 'ting' after another.
Had to quit playing the triangle last week
It was just one ting after another!
A triangle walks up to a circle and says
You're pointless!