Triangle Jokes

Funniest Triangle Short Jokes

Short triangle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The triangle humour may include short circle jokes also.

1. I'm currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
2. You hear what happened when the triangle tried to make all its angles 90 degree? Didn't end well, I hear it's a wrecked angle now.
3. I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
4. New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
5. What's the difference between a triangle and manchester united ? A triangle has three points
6. What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.
7. Was happily watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra When the guy on the triangle disappeared
8. A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years... ... thanks for every ting.
9. The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
10. What do you call a triangle that's had too much to drink? A rekt angle

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Triangle One Liners

Which triangle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with triangle? I can suggest the ones about quad and square.

1. Why did the triangle player quit the orchestra? It was just one ting after another
2. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.
3. How did the triangle kill itself? It used a hypotenuse.
4. What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
5. What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.
6. What newspaper does a triangle read? ...the *hypotenews*
7. What does a triangle call a circle? Pointless.
8. What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle
9. Where did the square go after killing the triangle? To prism.
10. What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle
11. Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees.
12. Why did the circle agree with the triangle? The triangle had a point.
13. Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? A. Acute Triangle
14. What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse
15. How do triangles communicate? Sin language

Bermuda Triangle Jokes

Here is a list of funny bermuda triangle jokes and even better bermuda triangle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do your room and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? Things mysteriously disappear there.
• People say I'm empty-headed. They're wrong, my head is like a Bermuda Triangle Information comes in, but don't come out.
• You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves
• My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again
• The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox
• The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
• Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
• Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
• Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle.
• At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle...

Right Triangle Jokes

Here is a list of funny right triangle jokes and even better right triangle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right
• Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? A: They were right for each other
• Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross
• Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right.
• Taking the side length that's opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It's considered a sin.
• Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle? Your sinuses.
• What do you call the longest side of a suicidal right-angled triangle? The hypotenoose.
• Why are right triangles good drivers? They always obey traffic sines.
• One extremely important thing to remember when learning geometry Its a right triangle, not a WRONG triangle
• Why do right triangles like to hang out by the equator? 'Cause in the winter it's almost always 90 degrees.

Triangle Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny triangle love jokes and even better triangle love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm always in a love triangle I fall in love with a girl, the girl is in love with nobody, and nobody loves me.
• I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him. She chose the ladder.
• Why did the square fall in love with the triangle? Because she had acute angle.
• What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player? A bad combo
• What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american? Neapolitan.

Triangle Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny triangle player jokes and even better triangle player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I regret to tell you that we have fired the triangle player from our band. It was just one ting after another.
• I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting.
• I had to give up my job as the triangle player in a reggae band It was just one ting after another
• I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting.

Triangle Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny triangle math jokes and even better triangle math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos.
• Today, in math class, we had to label triangles. I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.
• What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry.
  What do they learn about?
  ISISciles triangles.
• Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Humorous Triangle Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about triangle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geometry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make triangle pranks.