The Best 78 Trex Jokes

Following is our collection of Trex jokes which are very funny. There are some trex fail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trex short puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Trex Jokes and Puns

If you ever get really mad.

All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.

What do you call a gay T-Rex?

A Dino-sore-ass.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?


A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar....

Dude says "Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"
T-Rex says "Sorry dude, I'm short handed"

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?


Why couldn't the T-rex do any push-ups?

Because they're extinct you dumbass

Why can't the T-rex do any push ups?

Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.

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[Clean]So the T-Rex cashier says "Sorry for the wait! . . "

" . . We're a little short-handed."

For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator

Then came Bill Cosby

What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex?

The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why couldn't the T-Rex tie his shoes?

Because he's extinct.

Why did the T-Rex walk funny?

He had a saur-as

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)

Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex?

Jurassic Wayne's World!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?


Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?

Because it's dead

Why was the T-Rex angry?

His arms were too short to sarcastically slow clap this terrible joke...

Why Did T Rex Have Such Tiny Arms?

Because T-Rex did not masturbateο»Ώ

Dino Joke

You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-ass.

Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat

Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner?

At the Dino-Store!

What do you call a T-Rex with Herpes?

A Vaginasore

What do you call a T-Rex who has sex for money?

A Dinowhore

What happened to the T-Rex after going to the gym for the 1st time in a long time?

He ended up Dinosore

I have a T-Rex who sells me guns.

He's a small arms dealer.

How does a T-Rex take notes?


How did the T-rex feel after exercise?


What's a flower plus a t-Rex?

A squished flower!

(An original from my 5 year old)

What did the the T-Rex say to the Stegosaurus after they slept together?

Is your Vaginasaur?

What do you call a bruised T-Rex?

A dinosore.

What do you call a cynical t-rex?


Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands?

Because they are extinct.

What do you call a T-Rex that waits tables

A DINERsaur.

Suck it, dad.

Why didn't the casino hire the T-rex?

They didn't want to hire a small arms dealer.

Why do T-Rexs love America?

Because of the small arms.

What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

A Dinosnore!

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A dino-snore

Why did T-rex have to register with police?

He was a small arms dealer.

I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.

Why'd the T-Rex go to the masseuse?

He was dino-sore

Why was the T-Rex angry?

Because he was happy and he knew it...

Why didn't the little T-Rex go to the gym?

He was a little dinosore

What do you call a fascist t-Rex?

A tyrannical ruler

How does a T-Rex like its meat?


Two T-Rexes are having a conversation...

One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"

(Someone please end my suffering)

Three T-Rexes are walking when one of them brushes against a shiny stone.

A genie appears and grants them one wish each.

The first says
"Make a huge hunk of meat fall from the sky in front of me."
The genie clicks his finger and it happens. The first T-Rex begins eating happily.

Thinking of the possibilities the second T-Rex yells
"Make a shower of meat all over the place."
Again the genie clicks his finger and it begins showering small chunks of meat which the second T-Rex begins snatching up.

The third T-Rex, not satisfied, roars
"Make the same as the last one, but make it a MEATIER SHOWER!"

What's it called when a T-Rex passes gas?

A jarrasic fart!

What do you call a T-Rex after the gym?


Today the authorities busted the local T-Rex shop, causing a huge uproar amongst the dinosaur community

Apparently he was a small-arms dealer

I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex

He's a small arms dealer.

Why don't T-rex go to war?

Because they're short on arms.

T-Rex Stenographers

are good at typing in shorthand

Why did the T-rex get fired?

Sexual Jurassment

Who was the first thalidomide victim?


Why did the T-Rex family business fail?

They couldn't keep up with the orders... They were always short handed!!

Just bought some guns from a guy who called himself T-Rex

He said he was a small arms dealer.

I think one of my friends is a T-Rex

Because whenever it's time for him to pay for drinks he can never quite reach his wallet.

If there is one thing that I admire from a T.Rex

It is that they'll never stay arms-crossed.

Why can't a trex clap?

It's dead

What is the job of a T-Rex?

A small arms dealer.

Why did the T-Rex stay away from the triceratops?

Because the triceratops was a registered rex offender.

I played cards with a guy in one of those T-Rex suits...

He was a small arms dealer.

Why didn't the T-Rex workout today?

He was dinosaur

Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.

What do you do if you see a T-rex on your couch?

You run, duh

What do you call a gay T-rex


Why was the T-Rex selling handguns?

He was a small arms dealer.

How do you call a thin T-Rex?


Why can't the T-Rex scratch their backs?

Because they're all dead.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands?

Because he's dead.

I once met a T-rex who was working at a casino.

He said he was hiding out from the cops.

I think he was a small arms dealer.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're extinct, dumbass.

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