Following is our collection of Trex jokes which are very funny. There are some trex fail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trex short puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.
A Dino-sore-ass.
Dino-sore
Dude says "Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"
T-Rex says "Sorry dude, I'm short handed"
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
The dinocologist
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
Dinomite
Because they're extinct you dumbass
Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.
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" . . We're a little short-handed."
Then came Bill Cosby
The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car
He felt dinosore.
"Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
A dino-sore
Because he's extinct.
He had a saur-as
He is small arms dealer
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)
Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Jurassic Wayne's World!
Dino-sore
Because it's dead
His arms were too short to sarcastically slow clap this terrible joke...
Because T-Rex did not masturbateο»Ώ
You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-ass.
Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat
At the Dino-Store!
A Vaginasore
A Dinowhore
He ended up Dinosore
He's a small arms dealer.
Shorthand.
Dinosore
A squished flower!
(An original from my 5 year old)
Is your Vaginasaur?
A dinosore.
Dino-genes
Because they are extinct.
A DINERsaur.
Suck it, dad.
They didn't want to hire a small arms dealer.
Because of the small arms.
A Dinosnore!
A dino-snore
He was a small arms dealer.
I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
He was dino-sore
Because he was happy and he knew it...
He was a little dinosore
A tyrannical ruler
Rawwwwwww!
One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"
(Someone please end my suffering)
A genie appears and grants them one wish each.
The first says
"Make a huge hunk of meat fall from the sky in front of me."
The genie clicks his finger and it happens. The first T-Rex begins eating happily.
Thinking of the possibilities the second T-Rex yells
"Make a shower of meat all over the place."
Again the genie clicks his finger and it begins showering small chunks of meat which the second T-Rex begins snatching up.
The third T-Rex, not satisfied, roars
"Make the same as the last one, but make it a MEATIER SHOWER!"
A jarrasic fart!
Kinda-saur
Apparently he was a small-arms dealer
He's a small arms dealer.
Because they're short on arms.
are good at typing in shorthand
Sexual Jurassment
T-Rex
They couldn't keep up with the orders... They were always short handed!!
He said he was a small arms dealer.
Because whenever it's time for him to pay for drinks he can never quite reach his wallet.
It is that they'll never stay arms-crossed.
It's dead
A small arms dealer.
Because the triceratops was a registered rex offender.
He was a small arms dealer.
He was dinosaur
Because they're extinct.
You run, duh
T-rectum
He was a small arms dealer.
Ano-Rex...
Because they're all dead.
Because he's dead.
He said he was hiding out from the cops.
I think he was a small arms dealer.
Because they're extinct, dumbass.
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