He's a small arms dealer.
He's a small arms dealer.
Because they are extinct.
Dino-sore
Because it's dead
A Dinosnore!
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
Because he was happy and he knew it...
A small arms dealer.
A squished flower!
(An original from my 5 year old)
A genie appears and grants them one wish each.
The first says
"Make a huge hunk of meat fall from the sky in front of me."
The genie clicks his finger and it happens. The first T-Rex begins eating happily.
Thinking of the possibilities the second T-Rex yells
"Make a shower of meat all over the place."
Again the genie clicks his finger and it begins showering small chunks of meat which the second T-Rex begins snatching up.
The third T-Rex, not satisfied, roars
"Make the same as the last one, but make it a MEATIER SHOWER!"
He's a small arms dealer
Because they're short on arms.
Dinomite
A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.
There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind of thing.
The T-Rex liked her anyway though so they started going together.
Even though his parents complained that it was awkward at Christmas dinner and all his friends laughed about how she had him eating salads, he still asked her to marry him.
He was happier because he'd never met a dinosaur like herbivore.
" . . We're a little short-handed."
He was a small arms dealer.
I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
Kinda-saur
They couldn't keep up with the orders... They were always short handed!!
A DINERsaur.
Suck it, dad.
A dino-snore
It's dead
The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car
There was a man who was an aspiring archaeologist and he was curious about dinosaurs and fossils. He went to a museum and saw a giant fossil skeleton of a T-Rex, but he didn't know the age, however. He asked the security guard nearby Hey do you know how old that dinosaur fossil is? The security guard replied 65 million and 3 years old! The man was intrigued by the age of the fossil but confused . How do you know it's exactly 65 million and 3 years old?, that seems very specific for carbon dating to me! The security guard replied Well, it was 65 million years old when I first started working here, 3 years ago.
He was a small arms dealer.
Rawwwwwww!
At the Dino-Store!
Dude says "Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"
T-Rex says "Sorry dude, I'm short handed"
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Because he's extinct.
He felt dinosore.
He said he was a small arms dealer.
All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.
A man walks up to them and asks if they could help him identify the authenticity of a pile of fossilized T-Rex dung.
The archaeologist, after thoroughly examining the dung, says,
"I've been looking for a specimen like this for years, this is definitely the real thing!"
The paleontologist, after a brief inspection, says,
"I've seen a few of these before and this one looks like a genuine one."
The hair stylist, after one look, immediately declares that it's a fake.
The man asks "how do you know?"
The hair stylist replies,
"I've been working with shampoo for 30 years."
It is that they'll never stay arms-crossed.
Dino-sore
Because whenever it's time for him to pay for drinks he can never quite reach his wallet.
A Dino-sore-ass.
They didn't want to hire a small arms dealer.
Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.
Dino-sore
Because the triceratops was a registered rex offender.
Then came Bill Cosby
Apparently he was a small-arms dealer
Because they're extinct you dumbass
One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"
(Someone please end my suffering)
Dude says "hey T-Rex , can ya pick up the first round?" T-Rex says "sorry dude, I'm short handed."
He is small arms dealer
A Dinowhore
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)
Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He was a little dinosore
He was dino-sore
Because of the small arms.
His arms were too short to sarcastically slow clap this terrible joke...
A dino-sore
Shorthand.
A jarrasic fart!
Is your Vaginasaur?
A tyrannical ruler
are good at typing in shorthand
A Vaginasore
Dino-genes
He had a saur-as
"Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
The dinocologist
You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-ass.
Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat
Because T-Rex did not masturbateο»Ώ
Jurassic Wayne's World!
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