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114 trex jokes and hilarious trex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

These trex jokes will have you roaring with laughter! Enjoy some hilarious quips about a dinosaur that was extinct long ago but is still alive in our imaginations. From stand up trex to trex with short arms and a job as a cashier, there's something for everyone. Get ready to clap and tap your feet!

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Funniest Trex Short Jokes

Short trex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trex humour may include short extinct jokes also.

  1. My 8-year-old wrote a dinosaur joke What do you get when you cross a T-Rex and a human?
    A T-Rex
  2. "Where'd you get that gun?" "This? I got it from T-Rex"
    "T-Rex?"
    "Yeah he's a small arms dealer nearby"
  3. A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting at the bar The Velociraptor points to a Triceratops in the corner and says "Why is he getting served first?" and the T-Rex says "because he was herbivorous"
  4. Why don't T-rex go to war? Because they're short on arms.
  5. What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite
  6. Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
  7. [Clean]So the T-Rex cashier says "Sorry for the wait! . . " " . . We're a little short-handed."
  8. Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? He's extinct.
  9. Why did T-rex have to register with police? He was a small arms dealer.
    I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
  10. Why can't t-rexes clap their hands? Because they're all dead.

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Trex One Liners

Which trex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trex? I can suggest the ones about cashier and clap.

  1. I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He's a small arms dealer.
  2. I have a T-Rex who sells me guns. He's a small arms dealer.
  3. Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because they are extinct.
  4. Joke from my 4.5 yo son Where does a T-rex go for dinner?
    A DINE-osaur restaurant!
  5. How did the T-Rex feel after working out? Dino-sore
  6. Do you know why a T-Rex can't clap their hands? Because they're all dead.
  7. Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead
  8. What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A Dinosnore!
  9. Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
  10. Why was the T-Rex angry? Because he was happy and he knew it...
  11. What is the job of a T-Rex? A small arms dealer.
  12. What's a flower plus a t-Rex? A squished flower!
    (An original from my 5 year old)
  13. Why was the T-Rex selling handguns? He was a small arms dealer.
  14. Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.
  15. What do you call a T-Rex that works in a casino? A small arms dealer!

Trex Arm Jokes

Here is a list of funny trex arm jokes and even better trex arm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I once met a T-rex who was working at a casino. He said he was hiding out from the cops.
    I think he was a small arms dealer.
  • What do you call a T-Rex who smuggled guns? A small arms dealer.
  • I played cards with a guy in one of those T-Rex suits... He was a small arms dealer.
  • Just bought some guns from a guy who called himself T-Rex He said he was a small arms dealer.
  • Most people think that t-rexes can't clap because they have short arms Actually it's because they are dead
  • If there is one thing that I admire from a T.Rex It is that they'll never stay arms-crossed.
  • Why didn't the casino hire the T-rex? They didn't want to hire a small arms dealer.
  • What do you call a shipment full of military issued t-rexes? small arms
  • Today the authorities busted the local T-Rex shop, causing a huge uproar amongst the dinosaur community Apparently he was a small-arms dealer
  • Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms)
    Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Trex joke, Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Trex Short Arm Jokes

Here is a list of funny trex short arm jokes and even better trex short arm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was the T-Rex angry? His arms were too short to sarcastically slow clap this terrible joke...
  • A T-Rex was really bored and frustrated But his arms were too short to do something about it
  • What animal pities the fool with short arms? Mr. T-Rex
  • On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm.
Trex joke, On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex.

Cheerful Trex Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about trex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trex pranks.

If you ever get really mad.

All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.

What do you call a gay T-Rex?

A Dino-sore-a**....

A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar....

Dude says "Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"
T-Rex says "Sorry dude, I'm short handed"

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the T-rex do any push-ups?

Because they're extinct you d**...

Why can't the T-rex do any push ups?

Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you d**....

For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator

Then came Bill Cosby

What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and a 6 year old pretending to be a T-Rex?

The 6 year old never killed anyone with a car

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why couldn't the T-Rex tie his shoes?

Because he's extinct.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Dino Joke

You guys hear about the Gay dinosaur that was discovered recently? Theyre Calling it a Tyrann-o-sore-a**....
Its very similar to it's cousin the T-Rex, only it likes more than one kind of meat

Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner?

At the Dino-Store!

What do you call a T-Rex with h**...?

A Vaginasore

What do you call a T-Rex who has s**... for money?

A Dinowhore

How does a T-Rex take notes?

Shorthand.

What did the the T-Rex say to the Stegosaurus after they slept together?

Is your Vaginasaur?

What do you call a cynical t-rex?

Dino-genes

What do you call a T-Rex that waits tables

A DINERsaur.
s**... it, dad.

Why do T-Rexs love America?

Because of the small arms.

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A dino-snore

Why'd the T-Rex go to the masseuse?

He was dino-sore

Why didn't the little T-Rex go to the gym?

He was a little dinosore

How does a T-Rex like its meat?

Rawwwwwww!

Two T-Rexes are having a conversation...

One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"
(Someone please end my suffering)

Three T-Rexes are walking when one of them brushes against a shiny stone.

A genie appears and grants them one wish each.
The first says
"Make a huge hunk of meat fall from the sky in front of me."
The genie clicks his finger and it happens. The first T-Rex begins eating happily.
Thinking of the possibilities the second T-Rex yells
"Make a shower of meat all over the place."
Again the genie clicks his finger and it begins showering small chunks of meat which the second T-Rex begins snatching up.
The third T-Rex, not satisfied, roars
"Make the same as the last one, but make it a MEATIER SHOWER!"

What's it called when a T-Rex passes gas?

A jarrasic f**...!

What do you call a T-Rex after the gym?

Kinda-saur

T-Rex Stenographers

are good at typing in shorthand

"Hey, is that a rare T-Rex fossil leg?"

"Nope, fossil arm."

Why did the T-Rex family business fail?

They couldn't keep up with the orders... They were always short handed!!

I think one of my friends is a T-Rex

Because whenever it's time for him to pay for drinks he can never quite reach his wallet.

Why can't a trex clap?

It's dead

Why did the T-Rex stay away from the triceratops?

Because the triceratops was a registered rex offender.

Why didn't the T-Rex workout today?

He was dinosaur

What do you do if you see a T-rex on your couch?

You run, duh

What do you call a gay T-rex

T-r**...

How do you call a thin T-Rex?

Ano-Rex...

Why can't the T-Rex scratch their backs?

Because they're all dead.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're extinct, d**....

Do t-rex like explosions

I dont know but another dino might

How did the T-rex feel after his first trip to the gym?

He felt Dino-sore

A museum tour guide told his visitor group that their T-Rex skeleton was 65,000,023 years old.

When one of the visitors asked how they knew the skeleton's age so precisely, he replied that it was 65 million years old when he started working there 23 years ago.

Why shouldn't you fight a t-rex?

You'll get jurasskicked

What do you say when two T-rex break up from a relationship?

- Tyrannosaurus EX

What's more likely to explode? A T-Rex or a rooster?

Well the chicken won't but a dino might.

What's the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?

One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex.

Trex joke, What's the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?

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