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55 trespassing jokes and hilarious trespassing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trespassing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Trespassing Jokes

Short trespassing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trespassing humour may include short breaking and entering jokes also.

  1. What did one Mexican robber say to the other when they got to the "No Trespassing" sign? "It's ok because there is only two of us."
  2. When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he's a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for trespassing and being a child predator
  3. In honor of Cinco De mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
  4. A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool... I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
  5. [Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies? They both violate the rules of the premises.
  6. A group of railway trespassers got hit and killed... They won't trespass again now that they've been trained.
  7. Why wasn't the number 3 allowed back into school after failing his Spanish test? Because there's No Trespassing!!
    I'll show myself out
  8. Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing.
  9. Police arrested two men trespassing on grounds of the local town hall, after searching them the found battery acid and fire works. They charged one, and let the other off.
  10. A mushroom forager sank to new lows for his hunt. He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.

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Trespassing joke, A mushroom forager sank to new lows for his hunt.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about trespassing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of trespassing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Trespassing One Liners

Which trespassing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trespassing? I can suggest the ones about violation and burglary.

  1. Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time? Because the sign says no trespassing.
  2. Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.
  3. Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says "No Trespassing".
  4. Why didn't the number 3 cross the road? He saw a sign that said no trespassing.
  5. Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said "No Trespassing"
    (TRES-Passing)
  6. What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
  7. What is the number 3s favorite crime? Trespassing
  8. How does a pregnant woman in Texas get a legal abortion? Trespass.
  9. If a sign says "No Trespassing" bring only one person along. Then it's dospassing.
  10. Why can't you trespass on Jamaican land? Because dey have de fences.
  11. What did the Mexican quarterback get arrested for? Tres-passing
  12. What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers.
  13. Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing? Because they are spotted.
  14. "You're under arrest for trespassing." "On what grounds?"
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  15. Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.

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Howlingly Hilarious Trespassing Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about trespassing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean shoplifting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make trespassing prank.

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."
Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:
"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation."

A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm

later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"

The warning sign

There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".

I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately...

The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!

Three guys were found trespassing in the city lake

They were put on trial and the judge called them in one by one
Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?
Man 1: Your honor, I was blowing bubbles.
Man 1 exits, Man 2 comes in
Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?
Man 2: Your honor, I was blowing bubbles.
Man 2 exits, Man 3 comes in
Judge: Dont tell me you were blowing bubbles too.
Man 3: No sir my name is Bubbles

So me and my pal George went down the river to get some firewood when an angry bear began to charge!

George explained we weren't Packers fans, so the property owner didn't charge us for trespassing.

eeny, meeny, kanye, flo

you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

Our neighbour is renowned for abductions.

There's a sign outside his house. It says: "Trespassing Permitted."

What did the Gourmet Chef say to the local teenagers trespassing on his property?

Hey! Stay out of Maillard!

A trespasser was caught with his pants down at the Louvre, h**... the Venus de Milo

He was charged with statuary r**...

What did Patrick Stewart say when the clone he created to deal with trespassing Trekkies mistook him for a fan and threw him out?

Hoisted by my own Picard

I walked into a shop. "I need a fence to stop people trespassing my land."

He said, "Wire fence?"
I said, "I just told you the reason."

Why was the orange-colored metal police officer found not guilty of trespassing inside the world largest dime?

Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.

If a group of four people walked onto private property without permission, would it be trespassing...

...or would it be cuatropassing?

The Egyptian police arrived to arrest a tourist for trespassing.

The police said, "Sir, you're in the Nile river. Come out now."
The man shouted, "I'm not in the Nile, you are!"

A land owner has caught a trespasser on his land.

"Didn't you see my sign that said, Private. Trespassers will be prosecuted?"
"Well, it's like this. I saw the sign, but when I read 'Private', I didn't read any further 'cause I thought it wasn't any of my business."

\-- Modern adaptation of a joke from a 1913 newspaper.

Trespassing joke, A land owner has caught a trespasser on his land.

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