Trend Jokes
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Funniest Trend Short Jokes
Short trend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trend humour may include short tendency jokes also.
- Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".
- I'd love to post a joke like the ones I see trending every day and I think I could do it. If I can only find an old enough joke book..
- I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes. I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."
- There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage.
- (Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
- I don't understand this recent trend where everyone seems to be obsessed with protein. I'm way more into amateur teen.
- Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry... ..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.
- Why does the rate of trees cut follow an inverse exponential trend when lumberjacks start singing? Because it falls into a logger-rhythm.
- I see there's a popular trend of translating foreign jokes in the sub, so here's a one from Hebrew. What do you call 10 moroccan Jews on a roof top?
An alarm system. - So apparently the new fashion trend of the day is to stick chewed gum in your hair It's a unique look but it's hard to pull off.
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Trend One Liners
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- What do you call the trend to cancel pineapples? #Banananas
- So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!
- "Ebola" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?
- What's a quantum physicist's favorite trend? Plancking.
- I like this new trend of taping stuff to the wall and calling it art. I hope it sticks.
- From what I hear, puberty is the biggest trend nowadays All the kids are doing it.
- Wear a mask before seeing posts that are trending Because they are viral
- I worked out how long the Battle Royale trend is going to last A fortnight.
- What do you call a Disease which is #1 in Trending? A Viral Disease.
- I predict a major trend in the years to come... Young will become the new old
- What does 1 HP of damage in real life? This trend, every time I see it.
- Recent fashion trends... certainly have given women the cold shoulder, haven't they?
- What do you get when you cross a horse with a dead trend? Neigh-Neigh
- Do you remember the time ISIS was a trend? It was da bomb.
- I don't get all the rage about this new trend. Donkey meat is really tough!
New Trend Jokes
Here is a list of funny new trend jokes and even better new trend puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't know why people think throwing singles at children is the new viral trend... Hollywood's been doing it for decades.
- I just heard stuffed wildebeests are now the new trend. Turned out to be a bunch of fake gnus
- Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing? Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.
- I don't see the hype in the big, new trend everyone is playing. I had fort night with my kids and they got bored with it pretty quick.
- There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
- Have you heard of global warming? It's a hot new trend.
Fashion Trend Jokes
Here is a list of funny fashion trend jokes and even better fashion trend puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits? From what I heard they're a bit tacky.
- Why do popular fashion trends tend to eventually be considered tacky? They stick around too long.
Playful Trend Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about trend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trend pranks.
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News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.
the latest trend
I hear the latest trend is to install trampolines on cruise ships - apparently everyone's jumping on board
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With this whole glitter beard trend...
If Abraham Lincoln were to participate. Wouldn't he be...
**Abraglam Lincoln!?**
Have you heard the latest trend...
Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet?
It's cyber-terrorism.
I went to a really trendy nightclub in town.
The doorman said, Sorry mate, you've had too many.
I said, Drinks?
He said, Birthdays.
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What do Julius Caesar and Pornhub have in common?
Caesar started the group p**... trend.
Vaping is such a silly trend...
It's only a matter of time before it goes up in smoke.
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s**... through the ear is a new trend
but now hearing aids are spreading
Have you heard about the 'Soundcloud rapper - face tattoo' trend?
It's quite on the nose.
The trending section on YouTube
Yep
i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over
there's a difference between memes and just telling facts
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Hopping onto the trend of jokes translated into English, here's one from my family in Bosnia
Two men are sitting together and talking, the first asks, "Do you love your wife?"
The second replies, "Of course I love my wife!"
The first then says, "Ok but how much?"
The second man isn't sure how to answer, so the first man asks, "Say your wife is being attacked by a bear, what would you do?"
The second man simply says, "s**... bear."
A translation of a joke from a French movie to follow the trend
A guy brings his date home and asks her
"Do you want a whiskey ?"
"Just a finger." she replies
"Don't you want a whiskey first ?"
I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence.
But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?
A joke I made myself
So, I was walking around down town last night and decided to try the popular trend of "walking into a bar" and I did it, and I say that it's a horrible trend! Walking straight into metal does not feel good!
Joined to a trend of translating jokes from native language
The commander showing a new tank to the soldiers.
"Here, comrade warriors, this is our new secret tank. Sergeant Jones!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Lift up the tank."
Jones trying to lift the tank, pushing, panting, but can't do it.
"Smith, go help Jones!"
They are trying together, same business.
"Can't lift it, sir!"
"Private Miller, help them."
They puffing together, no result.
"There is no way to lift up this thing, sir!"
"Well, what did you expect? It's 46 tons!"
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I was out on the west coast, trying to sell some guns to a street gang.
The gang member handed me a bag of severed toes with tiny $'s and tiny blue bandanas tied to them. I said "What's this?! No cash?!" He said it was the latest trend "Crip Toe Currency".
After a few months I wanted to buy a stolen sports car, but had no cash. My friend worked at a morgue so he got me a bag of severed toes and I drew $'s on them and tied tiny red bananas to them. I went to that gang member and tried to pay for the car and he said...
"Sorry. I don't want your Blood Money."
A journalist is writing an article about the trend for Scottish men to wear tights under their kilts
She walks up to an old man on the streets of Glasgow and asks 'excuse me, do you ever wear a kilt?'
'Aye, about once a week or so you'll catch me in a kilt.'
'Well when you wear a kilt, do you wear tights underneath?'
'Aye, every time I've worn a kilt for the past three years I make sure to put on tights.'
'I see, why did you only start doing that three years ago?'
'Well lass, was about three years ago that my wife found a pair of tights in the back of my car.'
