The Best 45 Trench Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trench jokes. There are some trench foxhole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trench paratrooper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Trench Jokes and Puns

Ticket Please

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Three Nuns

Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church.

A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them.

The first Nun has a stroke.

The second Nun has a stroke.

But the third Nun doesn't touch him.

Three old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.

The first old lady has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke.

The third old lady can't reach that far.

Three old women were sitting on a bench in the park...

chatting when a man wearing a trench coat approached and flashed them. The first woman instantly had a stroke, as did the second. The third one couldn't quite reach.

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Three nuns are walking through a park

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes them. Such was the shock that the first nun had a stroke, then the second nun had a stroke but the third nun just couldn't bring herself to touch it.


So three old ladies are sitting on a park bench....

When all of the sudden a flasher comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.

Car broke down.

While driving to work one day, a man's car breaks down. He eases it over to the shoulder and gets out. He pops open the trunk and two naked men in trench coats hop out, walk a few feet behind the car and start opening and closing their coats.

Naturally, this causes a pileup, which brings out a number of police officers. The driver is flustered as officers question him. "My car broke down, so I pulled off to the side and put out my emergency flashers..."

Trench joke, Car broke down.

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

... and are approached by a man in a trench coat, who opens his coat and flashes the women, naked except for his shoes.

The first old lady has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke as well.

The third lady's arms were too short.

Three old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park...

When a wild flasher appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't reach.

Three old ladies were sitting on a park-bench...

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench one day when all of a sudden a man in a dark trench coat walks by them.

Without any hesitation he pulls open his coat and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady had a stroke.

The third old lady couldn't reach.

A man walks into a bar...

Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze as the man strolls up to the bar and sets the case down on the counter. Everyone holds their breath. Suddenly, the man flips open the case and pulls out a machine gun! And everyone in the bar breathes a sigh of relief.

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There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench.

A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies.

The first one has a stroke.

The second one has a stroke.

The third one couldn't reach.

My grandmother would roll over.

My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral.

Two nuns

Two nuns are sitting on a bench. A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench.

A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.

Trench joke, Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench.

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night.

A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night, and claimed he witnessed the gravedigger handing over several bodies to a shady-looking man wearing a trench coat.

"Hmmm, seems unlikely," I said. "are you sure that's what you saw?"

"Absolutely," he replied. "It was a dead giveaway."

Three little old ladies are sitting at a bus stop...

...when suddenly a man in a trench coat runs up to them and tears open the coat, flashing them his manly parts.

Two of the little old ladies immediately have a stroke.

The third couldn't quite reach.

So three nuns are walking along when a guy with a trench coat steps up to them...

He opens his trench coat and is completely naked underneath.

The first nun exclaims "Ohh my goodness" and has a stroke.

The second nun yells "Well I never" and has a stroke.

The third nun, well the third nun doesn't touch it at all.


Two nuns were sitting on a bench in a park..

when a guy approached in a trench coat. He stopped right in front of them and exposed himself in all his natural beauty. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun was to slow.

I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke.

The third nun couldn't reach.

At first I didn't know how to dig a trench

but then I got to the bottom of it.

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a flasher approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a stroke.
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

3 nuns are sitting on a bench.

A man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the nuns had a stroke. The third couldn't reach.

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench

when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first old lady had a stroke,

but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

Trench joke, There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench talking when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first old lady had a stroke, but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

Three Old Ladies Sitting on a park bench.

Three old ladies are sitting in the park. Just chatting it up on a park bench like old ladies will do.

Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his coat and flashes them with all that god had given him to offer.

Well, the first old lady immediately has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke soon after.

The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Two frail old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

Out of nowhere, a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady was so shocked she had a stroke...

but the other was too frail to reach.


A man in a trench coat exposed himself to three elderly ladies sitting on a park bench.

The first lady had a stroke.

The second lady also had a stroke.

The third lady tried, but she was too frail and cannot reach.

Penguins are at war

During a intense trench firefight, a young private that was recently drafted starts balling saying he cant handle it.

The commanding officer ferociously waddles over and screams "its either us or them"!

The private pauses for a second. Looks up and says "its not always black and white"

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A man in a trench coat aproaches 3 elderly women on a park bench. He flashes the women.

The first lady had a stroke
The second one also had a stroke
The third lady couldn't reach

3 old ladies are in a park

Three elderly grey ladies are sitting on a bench feeding birds in the park. Suddenly, a man runs in front of them and whips open his trench coat, to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath!

Astonished at the exposure the first Lady has a stroke. The second Lady has a stroke.

And

Sadly

the third old lady couldn't quite reach.

3 old ladies were at the park sitting on a bench...

A man wearing a trench coat walks up to them, opens the coat and flashes them with his naked body.

The first old lady has a stroke. The second old lady has a stroke. The third old lady can't reach.


There's 3 old ladies sitting on a bench

A man in a trench coat walks out, opens up the coat and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a stroke. The 3rd one doesn't because her arms are too short.

Two nuns sat on a park bench when a man ran up in a trench coat and flashed them

One nun instantly had a stroke... the other couldn't quite reach it

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

A shady man in a large trench coat approaches them. The man opens his large coat and flashes the frail old ladies. Two of them have a stroke.... the third one couldn't reach.

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....

When a lecherous flasher walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.

The first old lady had a stroke...

The second old lady had a stroke...

The third old lady couldn't reach.

Three sheep in trench coat want to see a movie

One adult ticket please the sheep says

I can tell you're three sheep in a trench coat the salesman says

Really?

Yes! One, two, zzz

3 elderly nuns were sitting on a bench

3 elderly nuns were sitting on a bench. A man in a trench coat walked right up surprised them by flashing them. The first two nuns had a stroke.
The third couldn't reach.

Three old ladies are sitting on a bench

When a man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them.

Two of the old ladies have a stroke. The third one couldn't reach that far.

Where do fish go to get high?

The marijuana trench

Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench.

Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench discussing life, when a flasher walks up to the women and throws open his trench coat.

The ladies are surprised, and the first lady has a stroke. The second lady also has a stroke, but the third lady was sitting too far away.

3 nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat

2 of them had a stroke. The other one didn't want to touch it.

Two old ladies were talking on a park bench when a guy in a trench coat came by and exposed himself. One old lady had a stroke!

The other couldn't reach it.

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