Trench Jokes
89 trench jokes and hilarious trench puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trench that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of funny jokes related to a trench and its various elements, including trench coats, trench foot, the Mariana Trench, Frenchmen, and digging or being a 'digger'. Get ready for a laugh!
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Funniest Trench Short Jokes
Short trench jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trench humour may include short tunnel jokes also.
- an American and a Australian are in the trenches the American asks: did you come here to die
the Australian says back: no i came here yesterday - Three sheep in trench coat want to see a movie One adult ticket please the sheep says
I can tell you're three sheep in a trench coat the salesman says
Really?
Yes! One, two, zzz - Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute... The place where he collided with the earth is now known as the Marriana's trench.
- I dug a trench around my desk at work today, complete with running water, but the boss got really angry and made me fill it in… Can't believe I've been demoated…
- Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses? He was looking shady.
- What's the difference between the planet Earth and a soldier in the trenches? One's got gas emission, the other has a gassy mission.
- Snowman If snow people were in a trench war, would the space in between the trenches be Snowman's land?
- Did you hear about the Scarface impersonator who flashed that girl? He opened his trench coat and said Say hello to my little friend
- If you want to have a deep conversation talk about the meaning of life.. If you want to have an even deeper conversation talk about the Mariana Trench
- In geography, teacher told us that Mariana's Trench was the deepest, coldest, most inhospitable place on planet earth. Mariana said that he shouldn't talk about their date in class.
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Trench One Liners
Which trench one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trench? I can suggest the ones about trough and ditch.
- At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it.
- What do you call a fight between detectives? Trench warfare
- Why did the German get kicked out of the trenches? He got caught Schlieffen on the job.
- Where do all the world war 1 veterans hang out? In the Trench Club
- I thought about making a Joke about Marina's Trench But that would be too deep
- What is the world cup in exhibitionism called? Trench open
- What do people wear in a trench? Trench coats.
- What do you get when you cross Barry Allen and a trench coat? The Flash.
- Did you see the movie about the Mariana Trench? It was deep
- Where did soldiers take steroids? In the tren-ches
- Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator.
- Why do street ducks where trench coats To hide their shipment of quack
- What do you call a religious trench ghost? The Holey Spirit
- What do call a cow in the Marinas Trench? Low Steaks.
- Trench foot! #first world war problems!
Trench Coat Jokes
Here is a list of funny trench coat jokes and even better trench coat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My therapist told me to go out to a social event for my social anxiety. Exposure therapy, and all that. It worked. Although the trench coat put me a bit out of pocket.
- Two nuns Two nuns are sitting on a bench. A guy in a trench coat comes up and flashes them. One of the nuns has a s**.... The other couldn't quite reach.
- 3 nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat 2 of them had a s**.... The other one didn't want to touch it.
- A man in a trench coat aproaches 3 elderly women on a park bench. He flashes the women. The first lady had a s**...
The second one also had a s**...
The third lady couldn't reach - There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the old ladies have a s**....
The other one couldn't reach that far. - Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a s**.... The other couldn't quite reach.
- 3 nuns are sitting on a bench. A man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the nuns had a s**.... The third couldn't reach.
- There's 3 old ladies sitting on a bench A man in a trench coat walks out, opens up the coat and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a s**.... The 3rd one doesn't because her arms are too short.
- Two old ladies were talking on a park bench when a guy in a trench coat came by and exposed himself. One old lady had a s**...! The other couldn't reach it.
- Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a f**... comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a s**.... The third nun couldn't reach.
Mariana Trench Jokes
Here is a list of funny mariana trench jokes and even better mariana trench puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My last relationship sank... in the Marianas Trench, but I still dive in every once in a while to see how the wrecks doin'.
- Why was James Cameron so depressed after exploring the Mariana Trench? He had really sunk to a new low.
- I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench. I love my job but its starting to effect my s**... life.
I'm under a lot of pressure at work.
Entertaining Trench Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about trench you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strait jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trench pranks.
Ticket Please
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Three Nuns
Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church.
A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them.
The first Nun has a s**....
The second Nun has a s**....
But the third Nun doesn't touch him.
Three old ladies
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a f**... runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.
The first old lady has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**....
The third old lady can't reach that far.
How About Three Nuns
Three nuns were sitting together on a bench when a tall man in a trench coat walked over to them an flashed them. The first two nuns instantly had a s**..., the third one couldn't reach.
Three old women were sitting on a bench in the park...
chatting when a man wearing a trench coat approached and flashed them. The first woman instantly had a s**..., as did the second. The third one couldn't quite reach.
Three nuns are walking through a park
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes them. Such was the shock that the first nun had a s**..., then the second nun had a s**... but the third nun just couldn't bring herself to touch it.
So three old ladies are sitting on a park bench....
When all of the sudden a f**... comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a s**..., the second old lady has a s**..., but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.
Car broke down.
While driving to work one day, a man's car breaks down. He eases it over to the shoulder and gets out. He pops open the trunk and two n**... men in trench coats hop out, walk a few feet behind the car and start opening and closing their coats.
Naturally, this causes a pileup, which brings out a number of police officers. The driver is flustered as officers question him. "My car broke down, so I pulled off to the side and put out my emergency flashers..."
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...
... and are approached by a man in a trench coat, who opens his coat and flashes the women, n**... except for his shoes.
The first old lady has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**... as well.
The third lady's arms were too short.
Three old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park...
When a wild f**... appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a s**..., the second old lady has a s**..., the third old lady couldn't reach.
Three old ladies were sitting on a park-bench...
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench one day when all of a sudden a man in a dark trench coat walks by them.
Without any hesitation he pulls open his coat and flashes them.
The first old lady had a s**....
The second old lady had a s**....
The third old lady couldn't reach.
A man walks into a bar...
Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze as the man strolls up to the bar and sets the case down on the counter. Everyone holds their breath. Suddenly, the man flips open the case and pulls out a machine gun! And everyone in the bar breathes a sigh of relief.
There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench.
A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies.
The first one has a s**....
The second one has a s**....
The third one couldn't reach.
My grandmother would roll over.
My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her f**....
The Three Old Ladies & the f**...
Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a f**... approached from across the park.
The f**... came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a s**....
Then Maude also had a s**....
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.
The f**...
A man wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath goes walking through the park. He sees two little old ladies sitting on a bench, so he goes over and opens his trench coat with a flourish, revealing everything underneath. One of the ladies has a s**..., the other couldn't reach.
A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night.
A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night, and claimed he witnessed the gravedigger handing over several bodies to a shady-looking man wearing a trench coat.
"Hmmm, seems unlikely," I said. "are you sure that's what you saw?"
"Absolutely," he replied. "It was a dead giveaway."
Three old ladies sitting in a park
There are three old ladies sitting in a park, just chatting the day away.
Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his trench coat, flashing them with all he has to see.
Well, the first old lady has a s**... immediately.
The second old lady has a s**... soon after.
The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Three little old ladies are sitting at a bus stop...
...when suddenly a man in a trench coat runs up to them and tears open the coat, flashing them his manly parts.
Two of the little old ladies immediately have a s**....
The third couldn't quite reach.
So three nuns are walking along when a guy with a trench coat steps up to them...
He opens his trench coat and is completely n**... underneath.
The first nun exclaims "Ohh my goodness" and has a s**....
The second nun yells "Well I never" and has a s**....
The third nun, well the third nun doesn't touch it at all.
Three nuns were sitting on a bench in the park, enjoying the sunshine, when a man wearing a trench coat approached them and exposed himself. Two of the nuns had a s**... -
but the third one couldn't reach.
Two nuns were sitting on a bench in a park..
when a guy approached in a trench coat. He stopped right in front of them and exposed himself in all his natural beauty. The first nun had a s**.... The second nun was to slow.
Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...
Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a f**... approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a s**....
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench
when a f**... came by. The f**... stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a s**...,
but the second old lady couldn't reach it.
3 Old ladies are sitting on a bench down at a park..
They see a man start to approach them in a long trench coat. Suddenly, he rips it open to reveal he is n**... and flashes them.
The first lady had a s**....
The second lady had a s**....
The third one couldn't quite reach.
Two old ladies sitting on a park bench
There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench talking when a f**... came by. The f**... stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a s**..., but the second old lady couldn't reach it.
Three Old Ladies Sitting on a park bench.
Three old ladies are sitting in the park. Just chatting it up on a park bench like old ladies will do.
Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his coat and flashes them with all that god had given him to offer.
Well, the first old lady immediately has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**... soon after.
The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Two frail old ladies were sitting on a park bench...
Out of nowhere, a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady was so shocked she had a s**......
but the other was too frail to reach.
A man in a trench coat exposed himself to three elderly ladies sitting on a park bench.
The first lady had a s**....
The second lady also had a s**....
The third lady tried, but she was too frail and cannot reach.
Penguins are at war
During a intense trench firefight, a young private that was recently drafted starts balling saying he cant handle it.
The commanding officer ferociously waddles over and screams "its either us or them"!
The private pauses for a second. Looks up and says "its not always black and white"
[OC]
3 old ladies are in a park
Three elderly grey ladies are sitting on a bench feeding birds in the park. Suddenly, a man runs in front of them and whips open his trench coat, to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath!
Astonished at the exposure the first Lady has a s**.... The second Lady has a s**....
And
Sadly
the third old lady couldn't quite reach.
Airport
Flight attendant was waiting at the gate for passengers when a man walked up to her. She said "sir, I need to see your ticket" the man then opened his trench coat and flashed her. The flight attendent then said. "sir. I said ticket. Not stub!"
3 old ladies were at the park sitting on a bench...
A man wearing a trench coat walks up to them, opens the coat and flashes them with his n**... body.
The first old lady has a s**.... The second old lady has a s**.... The third old lady can't reach.
The polar ice caps just melted and The Netherlands got fully submerged
Now they're called The m**... Trench
Two nuns sat on a park bench when a man ran up in a trench coat and flashed them
One nun instantly had a s**...... the other couldn't quite reach it
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...
A shady man in a large trench coat approaches them. The man opens his large coat and flashes the frail old ladies. Two of them have a s**....... the third one couldn't reach.
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....
When a lecherous f**... walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.
The first old lady had a s**......
The second old lady had a s**......
The third old lady couldn't reach.
3 elderly nuns were sitting on a bench
3 elderly nuns were sitting on a bench. A man in a trench coat walked right up surprised them by flashing them. The first two nuns had a s**....
The third couldn't reach.
Three old ladies are sitting on a bench
When a man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them.
Two of the old ladies have a s**.... The third one couldn't reach that far.
Where do fish go to get high?
The m**... trench
Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench.
Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench discussing life, when a f**... walks up to the women and throws open his trench coat.
The ladies are surprised, and the first lady has a s**.... The second lady also has a s**..., but the third lady was sitting too far away.
