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Short tremendous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tremendous humour may include short enormous jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief
    the other is pro wrestling.
  2. Just finished the art of the deal by Donald trump. Great book. You can find the secret to his tremendous success in.... Chapter 11
  3. I told my coworker that Florence is tremendously big and tremendously wet He demanded I stop sleeping with his wife
  4. "I accept your sacrifice." Good news, if your name is Cain.
    Bad news, if your name is Abraham.
    Tremendous news, if your name is Mikhail Tal.
  5. WH advisors: Mr. President federal employees didn't receive their last check, they can't even afford to buy their families bread! Trump: I have the most tremendous solution, let them eat cake.
  6. Lots of rumors that Trump is a functional illiterate, but it's Fake News... He's tremendously dysfunctional, big league. Ok? Ok.
  7. Trumps wall is going to have a tremendous effect on immigration Just look at China! They've had a wall for centuries and they don't have any Mexicans?
  8. "For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
    "What medicine?"
    "To get another look.
  9. A gem from the YouTube comment section "This watch has tremendous sentimental value to me. My father sold it to me on his deathbed." -w**... Allen

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  1. I've always wanted to be a comedian... But I have a tremendous fear of being laughed at.
  2. "I admit it, I have a tremendous s**... drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been f**... them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this a**.... Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

My wife's friend had a baby...

She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...

The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.

During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.
Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful f**....
"Oh dear, one can only apologise!" Said the Queen.
The French Ambassador was shocked. "I thought it was the horse!"

5.5 Quake Shakes L.A.

Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business.
~ Scott Miller

A friend came over to mine and my girlfriend's house.

As soon as we let him in, I could see by the shock in his eyes that he'd noticed my girlfriend's tremendous weight gain. He leant in and whispered to me, "What happened to her!? She must weigh about 7 tonnes!"
I just turned to him and shook my head vigorously in defiance.
I didn't want to talk about the elephant in the room.

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised t**... said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

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