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- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek? Dad: Cause it's the future son
- I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake
- What do toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common? They both circle uranus looking for Klingons!
Happy Star Trek day - For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway. - I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor. The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
- I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.
- I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold.. both choices have their frozen Khans.
- My libertarian neighbor posted a newspaper ad selling his collection of Star Trek ships. And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.
- My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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Trek One Liners
Which trek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trek? I can suggest the ones about captain kirk and journey.
- Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future
- Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym.
- Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? A. William Shatner
- I used to confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. It was a Wookie mistake.
- Have you heard about the new Star Trek Christmas movie? It's The Wreath of Khan
- What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!
- What do you call an unflushed toilet on the Star Trek Enterprise? Captain's log
- Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it
- Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.
- What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock? Finding Nimoy
- What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile.
- Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons.
- What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk
- What do you call a dinosaur that likes long walks? A T-Reks
- The guns in Star Trek didnt actually shoot lasers... They were faux-ton guns.
Star Trek Jokes
Here is a list of funny star trek jokes and even better star trek puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
- Fun fact: In Star Trek canon, Captain Kirk has three ears. . . He has a left ear, a right ear, and SPACE: THE FINAL FRONT EAR.
- My wife said she would divorce me if I kept quoting Star Trek. So I said, "Number Two, make it so!"
- Why did the starship captain buy a sub-lightspeed propulsion system that he didn't need? It was an impulse purchase.
For anyone who isn't aware, this is a star trek fathers day joke. - Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention. They call it the Enter prize
- Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee.
hahahha - What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
- Stand up Comedy on Star Trek Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side
- What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
- What does star trek and toilet paper have in common They both circle Uranus looking for klingons
Star Trek Next Generation Jokes
Here is a list of funny star trek next generation jokes and even better star trek next generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once ran into someone dressed as Brent Spiner's character from Star Trek: The Next Generation, and saved all the coordinates so that I could replicate the experience later. I metadata.
- Why did the Star Trek: The Next Generation fans end their relationship? There was no Spock between them.
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What's Gillian McKeith's favourite part of Star Trek
Captain's Log
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
Teacher said this one in class....Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?
Because it's the future.
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both search around Uranus for Klingons
What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)
The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Because Captain Picard uses an android.
They should make Star Trek toilet paper...
...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus.
(been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series.
The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.
She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.
What did Spock find in the toilet of the USS Enterprise?
**The Captain's log.**
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Bonus Trekkie Joke:
*Why is Star Trek like the toilet paper in there?*
... because it keeps searching Uranus for Klingons.
I don't always s**... hispanic Star Trek fans...
but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies
What's the most interesting beer served at the star trek swingers convention?
Dos trekkies.
No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie.
They're all use to Klingons.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Peter Dinklage to play a Borg in new Star Trek film
His designation : One of seven.
I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn't like Star Trek.
I told her I need some space.
I don't get the hype about the new Star Trek Discovery
Why are people so excited about a new STD series?
I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.
An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come.
"Men," our sergeant yelled, "you're doing a fine job. We've already covered four miles!"
Revitalized, we picked up the pace.
"And," continued Sarge, "we should reach the starting point any minute now."
This one might be a stretch
Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?
Mister Spock
Missed a spot... yah. :'(
Only h**... Star Trek fans know Zefram Cochrane's real name.
Zefram Katsopolis.
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"
What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common
They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons
Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.
It will be called "Geria-
I was trekking through the Brazilian rain forest with LL Cool J...
... when from out of nowhere a small creature lept from the trees and hit me straight in the face knocking me unconscious.
I woke a few moments later and asked LL what had happened. He said, "A Marmoset knocked you out"
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women's l**....
But no one would invest in Shatner p**....
(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
What's the difference between a Cardassian and a Kardashian?
One is a vicious, opportunistic race, bent on subjugation and d**... through whatever insidious and ethically-questionable means they have at hand.
The other is a fictional race from Star Trek.
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