The Best 14 Treeson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Treeson jokes. There are some treeson forest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these treeson mugshot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Treeson Jokes and Puns

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?


What do you call it when a tree betrays its best friend?


What is it called when a tree betrays another tree?


Treeson joke, What is it called when a tree betrays another tree?

Why was the tree in prison

because it committed treeson

Why did the police officer arrest a sapling?

He committed tree-son.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What did the woodcutter say before getting killed by his son?

"I never expected this tree-son"

Treeson joke, What did the woodcutter say before getting killed by his son?

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?


A local property owner is being charged after their 100-year-old oak fell and struck the son of the prime minister. They are deemed responsible for the accident after they failed to maintain the tree safely.

They were charged with 1 count of tree-son.

What crimes do trees have to commit to get the death penalty?


What happens when a plant tries to take over its own forest?

It comits *tree*son.

You can explore treeson inmates reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean treeson textual dad jokes. There are also treeson puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a crime against the forest?


Why did the sapling get executed?

For tree-son

What crime does a sapling commit?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the treeson prison jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working treeson tekashi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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