Tree Feller Jokes
30 tree feller jokes and hilarious tree feller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tree feller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tree Feller Short Jokes
Short tree feller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tree feller humour may include short tree falls jokes also.
- Two Irishmen are walking down the street looking for a job. One sees a sign that says, "Tree fellers wanted." He turns to his companion and says, "Aye, 'tis a pity dere's only the two of us!"
- So two Irish men were walking down the street... ... and they saw a sign saying tree fellers wanted. One of the men said to the other, "too bad we're a man short"
- Did you hear about the lumberjack competition? Apparently it was won by tree fellers from Ireland
- Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, "Tree Fellers". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, "If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"
- What do you call a guy that can cut down trees without hitting the power lines? Smart feller
- A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says "Tree Fellers wanted".
One of them turns to the other and says, "d**.... Too bad there's only two of us."
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Tree Feller One Liners
Which tree feller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tree feller? I can suggest the ones about fellers and fallen tree.
- What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers
- What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers.
- It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more.
- What do you call a southern lumberjack a tree feller
- How can you tell that only male beavers cut down trees? Because they're all fellers.
- Who won the World Lumberjack Championship team event? Tree fellers from Ireland.
- What do you call a man who cuts down trees? A tree feller.
- What's another name for a lumberjack? A tree feller
Tree Feller Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tree feller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tree stand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tree feller pranks.
p**... and m**... are heading down to the pub...
...when they see a sign in a shop window
> TREE FELLERS WANTED
> Great Pay
> Flexible Hours
> No Experience Necessary
p**... turns to m**... and says "What do you reckon?"
m**... replies "It's a shame there's only two of us"
Two Irishmen walked up to a logging company...
Two Irishmen walked up to a logging company, when they saw a poster :
"Tree fellers wanted! We are hiring"
"That's a shame" , said one of the Irishmen , "There's only two of us!
p**... and m**... see a sign
Walking down the road in Ireland, p**... and m**... see a sign see a sign saying "Tree Fellers Wanted".
p**... sighs and says, "It's a shame Ryan wasn't with us, we could have gone for that job!".
Two Irish fellas, p**... and Murphy are looking for a job
They are walking down the road when they see a sign saying "Tree fellers wanted - apply within"
p**... says "Hey Murphy, if we find another person we can apply for that".
Two Irish men, m**... and Dara are walking in the woods..
m**... and Dara are walking in the woods when they come up on a sign saying "Job opportunity! Good pay. Tree fellers wanted."
"Ah, jaysus" says Dara, 'tis but a shame there's only two of us"!
A couple of Irish men are walking through a wooded area when they see a sign advertising that a company would like to hire 'Tree fellers'. So one turned to the other and says, 'Aye p**... we've been looking for work recently...
It's a shame there's only two of us!'
Two Irish woodsmen are looking for a job.
"Look here Gary. It says, 'Builders wanted'. But we're not builders!"
"What about that one?"
"It says, 'Looking for Painters'."
"But we don't paint!"
"Times are tough eh? Here's one last job offer; it says, 'Looking for Tree Fellers'."
"But, there's only two of us!"
p**... and m**... are walking through the woods when they come across a sign that reads, "Tree fellers wanted." p**... says, "Ah what a shame!"
"If only Seamus was here with us, we all could have applied for that!"