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- As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
2.) They LOVE chocolate. - "One mans trash is another mans treasure" is a great quote but, its not the best way to tell your kid that hes adopted.
- My ex girlfriend was an absolute treasure I say this because just like treasure, you'll probably need a map and a shovel to find her
- I'm opening a new gay club called "Garage Sale" Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
- One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
- "One man's trash is another man's treasure..." Was a pretty terrible way for my dad to tell me I was adopted.
- "Our club is looking for a treasurer." "Didn't you just hire one last month?"
"Yes, that's the one we're looking for." - "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great saying, but it's a horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
- I've always said that one man's trash is another man's treasure. But apparently that's not a good way to tell a child he's adopted.
- "One man's trash is another man's treasure," is a great philosophy But it's a lousy way to tell a kid they're adopted.
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Treasured One Liners
Which treasured one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with treasured? I can suggest the ones about and .
- One man's trash is another Man's treasure Is not the way to tell your son he is adopted.
- My family is like treasure You need a map, and a shovel to find them.
- Why won't shrimps share their treasure? Because they're shellfish.
- Some people are such treasures That you just want to bury them
- What did the treasure hunter say when he finally found the map of the Golden City? Atlas!
- I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure.
- My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday.
- What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair? Cryptocurrency.
- What paper towel brand do pirates treasure? Bounty.
- One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people
- Why won't the shrimp share its treasure? Because it's shellfish.
- Where did the peanut hide his treasure? Inside a chestnut.
- Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.
- My son is a treasure You have to dig him up.
- Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"
Treasured Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about treasured you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make treasured pranks.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
When you were born your mom said: "It's a treasure."
Dad said: "Ya let's bury."
What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man?
One is a nerdy digger..
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.
He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."
The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."
The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said "I would like a million dollars."
The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
I like my h**... like I like my treasure...
Buried.
Is anyone else having problems with their spellchecker?
Mine keeps correcting into weird things. Like changing "my" into "me", "money" into "gold pieces" and the letter x into "here be treasure". It's a pirate copy.
How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure?
Avast majority!
I bring my Epipen everywhere
It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.
One Man's trash is other man's treasure
Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted.
I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure
So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
Liz Hackett On What The '80s Taught Herhub
If growing up in the '80s taught me one thing, it's that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.
Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?
Because he was a little shellfish.
What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?
Berried Treasure.
What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann?
There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.
Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?
Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
One mans trash...
"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is a fantastic Idiom.
But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted.
My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer.
I guess I have emotional attachment issues.
"Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"
Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said...
What a treasure and your dad said Lets go bury it!
Where do modern pirates store their treasure?
An *Arr*-chive.
Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?
He wanted to see that b**... bounce.
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"One mans trash is another mans treasure" apparently is not a good way to let your son/daughter know they were adopted.
Why did the piece of chalk cross the road?
There was treasure buried underneath.
One mans trash, is another mans treasure.
Phenomenal, well thought out phrase, but horrible way to find out you're adopted.
My Father always said his children are his treasures.
When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.
How do you find a King's treasure?
Rex marks the spot.
Dad texts his son before his wedding
A father texts his son:
"My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father."
His Son texts back:
"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"
His Father replies:
"I know."
Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to go in a garden
I go there to bury myself and pretend I am a treasure.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Is not the way to explain to your wife why you married her
one mans trash is another mans treasure
unless that trash is used condoms (note this joke is meant to be terrible)
You can tell if a guy is gay or straight by
You can tell if a guy is gay or straight by how he emphasizes in the phrase:
"One man's junk is another man's treasure"
My wife asked "Are you treasure?"
"Because I'd like to see you buried between my legs"
An adopted child asks his father why he adopted him.
The father answers:
"Another man's trash is another man's treasure, amiright?"
What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure?
YAAAAAARN
A dad joke
What do you call the pit that a pirate buries his treasure in?
A b**... hole
A treasure hunter found gold inside a pile of dried turds.
He went through a lot of hard-s**... to get it.
Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure
s**...: This sounds like a pyramid scheme
Tutankhamen: A what?
My mother in law is like a treasure,
I feel a strong urge to bury her on a deserted island
A boy walks up to a pirate
A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.
"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.
"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"
"Then what happened to your eye?"
"s**... seagull pooped in it."
"A bird p**... in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.
"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"
I told her one man's trash is another man's treasure
And she just stormed out , I'm never dating single mom's again
Deal!
A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
The guy from Poland says:
\-- Let us divide this like brothers!
The Russian:
\-- Let's better 50-50.
They say "one man's trash is another man's treasure"...
That's how I found out I was adopted.
One mans trash is another mans treasure
A great saying. But a bad way to let your kids know they are adopted.
You know what they say about gay relationships...
One man's junk is another man's treasure.
A man was found dead digging for treasure in a minefield.
The police didn't delve too far into it.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST?
His tongue got stuck in her b**...!
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
That is until my friend found out I was digging through his wife's junk
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Great saying, horrible way to find out my girl friend was a p**...
What have I named the Pie section of my bakery menu?
Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates
What is a Pirates least favourite treasure to find?
A sunken chest with no b**....
Why was Caitlyn Jenner chosen as the PTA treasurer?
Because posting read Must be trans parent.
Comedians like Chris Farley and George Carlin were so good, they're a national treasure
Well, they used to be anyway
Now they're just buried treasure
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Wonderful saying, horrible way of finding out you're an orphan
Once I met a gay man and asked him what his outlook on life was. You know what he said?
One man's junk is another man's treasure!
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Suboptimal way of letting your kids know they're adopted
My wife's an absolute treasure....
By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
Ugly Kid
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"
"One mans trash is another one's treasure" A great saying
But a terrible way to find out that you are adopted.
What did the pirate do when he got lost and ended up in Antarctica?
He searched for brrrrrrr-ied treasure!