Treasure Jokes
117 treasure jokes and hilarious treasure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about treasure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you want to join a treasure hunt? Whether you're looking for pirate treasure, an artifact or a national treasure - these funny, punny and corny treasure jokes are sure to make you cherish the adventure. Find out more inside!
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Funniest Treasure Short Jokes
Short treasure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The treasure humour may include short loot jokes also.
- As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
2.) They LOVE chocolate. - "One mans trash is another mans treasure" is a great quote but, its not the best way to tell your kid that hes adopted.
- My ex girlfriend was an absolute treasure I say this because just like treasure, you'll probably need a map and a shovel to find her
- I'm opening a new gay club called "Garage Sale" Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
- One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
- "One man's trash is another man's treasure..." Was a pretty terrible way for my dad to tell me I was adopted.
- "Our club is looking for a treasurer." "Didn't you just hire one last month?"
"Yes, that's the one we're looking for." - "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great saying, but it's a horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
- I've always said that one man's trash is another man's treasure. But apparently that's not a good way to tell a child he's adopted.
- "One man's trash is another man's treasure," is a great philosophy But it's a lousy way to tell a kid they're adopted.
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Treasure One Liners
Which treasure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with treasure? I can suggest the ones about pirate and junk.
- One man's trash is another Man's treasure Is not the way to tell your son he is adopted.
- My family is like treasure You need a map, and a shovel to find them.
- Why won't shrimps share their treasure? Because they're shellfish.
- Some people are such treasures That you just want to bury them
- What did the treasure hunter say when he finally found the map of the Golden City? Atlas!
- I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure.
- My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday.
- What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair? Cryptocurrency.
- What paper towel brand do pirates treasure? Bounty.
- One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people
- Why won't the shrimp share its treasure? Because it's shellfish.
- Where did the peanut hide his treasure? Inside a chestnut.
- Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.
- My son is a treasure You have to dig him up.
- Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"
Buried Treasure Jokes
Here is a list of funny buried treasure jokes and even better buried treasure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... What a treasure and your dad said Lets go bury it!
- My Father always said his children are his treasures. When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.
- What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
- Comedians like Chris Farley and George Carlin were so good, they're a national treasure Well, they used to be anyway
Now they're just buried treasure - Ugly Kid You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"
- Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
- What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann? There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.
- My mother in law is like a treasure, I feel a strong urge to bury her on a deserted island
- Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to go in a garden I go there to bury myself and pretend I am a treasure.
- My wife asked "Are you treasure?" "Because I'd like to see you buried between my legs"
Pirate Treasure Jokes
Here is a list of funny pirate treasure jokes and even better pirate treasure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the pirate do when he got lost and ended up in Antarctica? He searched for brrrrrrr-ied treasure!
- What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure? YAAAAAARN
- How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure? Avast majority!
- Where do modern pirates store their treasure? An *Arr*-chive.
- Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
- My friend thought Piracy was Captains with eyepatches, Boats robbing other boats for treasure, stuff like that... I said No, it's a Pirate see?
- An illiterate pirate lands at an island with a treasure map. The map says "X marks the spot."
He is unable to find it. - How do you find a Communist Pirate's treasure? X Marx the spot
- What do pirates say when they find a particularly nice treasure? WHOOP, THERE IT IS!
- What did the pirate do before burying his treasure? Dig a hole...
Treasure Chest Jokes
Here is a list of funny treasure chest jokes and even better treasure chest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.
- What is a Pirates least favourite treasure to find? A sunken chest with no b**....
- Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that b**... bounce.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST? His tongue got stuck in her b**...!
- What did the pirate say when the other pirates called his treasure chest ugly? Yarr.. b**... is in the eye of the beholder.
Treasure Inside Jokes
Here is a list of funny treasure inside jokes and even better treasure inside puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo mama so fat... Smaug hid all his treasure inside of her.
- A treasure hunter found gold inside a pile of dried turds. He went through a lot of hard-s**... to get it.
Treasure Hunt Jokes
Here is a list of funny treasure hunt jokes and even better treasure hunt puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The treasure hunt The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. #truefact
Hilarious Treasure Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about treasure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heritage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make treasure pranks.
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.
He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."
The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."
The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said "I would like a million dollars."
The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."
I like my h**... like I like my treasure...
Buried.
Is anyone else having problems with their spellchecker?
Mine keeps correcting into weird things. Like changing "my" into "me", "money" into "gold pieces" and the letter x into "here be treasure". It's a pirate copy.
I bring my Epipen everywhere
It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.
I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure
So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
One mans trash...
"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is a fantastic Idiom.
But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted.
My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer.
I guess I have emotional attachment issues.
"Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"
Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid
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"One mans trash is another mans treasure" apparently is not a good way to let your son/daughter know they were adopted.
One mans trash, is another mans treasure.
Phenomenal, well thought out phrase, but horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Dad texts his son before his wedding
A father texts his son:
"My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes.
Your Father."
His Son texts back:
"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"
His Father replies:
"I know."
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Is not the way to explain to your wife why you married her
Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure
s**...: This sounds like a pyramid scheme
Tutankhamen: A what?
A boy walks up to a pirate
A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.
"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.
"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"
"Then what happened to your eye?"
"s**... seagull pooped in it."
"A bird p**... in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.
"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"
I told her one man's trash is another man's treasure
And she just stormed out , I'm never dating single mom's again
Deal!
A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
The guy from Poland says:
\-- Let us divide this like brothers!
The Russian:
\-- Let's better 50-50.
One mans trash is another mans treasure
A great saying. But a bad way to let your kids know they are adopted.
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
That is until my friend found out I was digging through his wife's junk
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Great saying, horrible way to find out my girl friend was a p**...
What have I named the Pie section of my bakery menu?
Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates
Why was Caitlyn Jenner chosen as the PTA treasurer?
Because posting read Must be trans parent.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Wonderful saying, horrible way of finding out you're an orphan
Once I met a gay man and asked him what his outlook on life was. You know what he said?
One man's junk is another man's treasure!
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Suboptimal way of letting your kids know they're adopted
My wife's an absolute treasure....
By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
"One mans trash is another one's treasure" A great saying
But a terrible way to find out that you are adopted.
A pirate captain was sailing to Antarctica in search of treasure.
One morning, his first mate woke him.
Captain, the ship won't move! The ocean is frozen solid!
The pirate captain rose from his bed, yawned, and stretched. After a good scratch, he put on his boots and coat, and strode out of his quarters.
As he arrived at the bow of the ship, his men gathered around in nervous anticipation. He pulled out his pocket telescope and took a good, long look around the entire horizon. He collapsed his telescope, placed it back in his pocket, and clasped his hands behind his back. After some time, he tipped his head down toward his first mate and said:
Ice sea.
Did you hear about the guy who thought he found Blackbeards treasure hoard?
He was really disappointed when he found out it was all fools good.
Turned out, he discovered the pyrites of the Caribbean!
"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure."
It's a h**... of a way to find out you were adopted.
Did you hear the phrase one man's trash is another man's treasure?
Was my favorite saying, until my parents said it to indicate I was adopted
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
Does anyone know the quote one mans trash is another man's treasure.
Its a great quote but a terrible way to find out your adopted.
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were s**....
If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
I went to a gay bar called The flea Market.
I guess one man's junk really is another man's treasure.
When people use metal detectors, they're treasure hunters…
but when _I_ do it, I'm a thief and I need to leave the war memorial.
Double standards, man. I swear
