Treasure Jokes

Funniest Treasure Short Jokes

Short treasure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The treasure humour may include short loot jokes also.

1. As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
   2.) They LOVE chocolate.
2. My ex girlfriend was an absolute treasure I say this because just like treasure, you'll probably need a map and a shovel to find her
3. I'm opening a new gay club called "Garage Sale" Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
4. "Our club is looking for a treasurer." "Didn't you just hire one last month?"
   "Yes, that's the one we're looking for."
5. One man's trash is another man's treasure Wonderful saying, horrible way of finding out you're an orphan
6. When people use metal detectors, they're treasure hunters… but when _I_ do it, I'm a thief and I need to leave the war memorial.
   Double standards, man. I swear
7. My Father always said his children are his treasures. When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.
8. What did the pirate do when he got lost and ended up in Antarctica? He searched for brrrrrrr-ied treasure!
9. I went to a gay bar called The flea Market. I guess one man's junk really is another man's treasure.
10. What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..

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Treasure One Liners

Which treasure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with treasure? I can suggest the ones about pirate and junk.

1. One man's trash is another Man's treasure Is not the way to tell your son he is adopted.
2. My family is like treasure You need a map, and a shovel to find them.
3. Why won't shrimps share their treasure? Because they're shellfish.
4. What did the treasure hunter say when he finally found the map of the Golden City? Atlas!
5. I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure.
6. My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday.
7. What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair? Cryptocurrency.
8. What paper towel brand do pirates treasure? Bounty.
9. Where did the peanut hide his treasure? Inside a chestnut.
10. Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.
11. My son is a treasure You have to dig him up.
12. Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"
13. What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure? YAAAAAARN
14. How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure? Avast majority!
15. Where do modern pirates store their treasure? An *Arr*-chive.

Buried Treasure Jokes

Here is a list of funny buried treasure jokes and even better buried treasure puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Comedians like Chris Farley and George Carlin were so good, they're a national treasure Well, they used to be anyway
  Now they're just buried treasure
• What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann? There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.
• Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to go in a garden I go there to bury myself and pretend I am a treasure.
• A mother-in-law is like a treasure... ... the deeper she's buried the better.
• Why did the piece of chalk cross the road? There was treasure buried underneath.
• Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot.
• My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground
• When you were born your mom said: "It's a treasure."
  Dad said: "Ya let's bury."
• Do you know why your great grandparents are like a treasure? Because they're buried.
• What did the pirate do before burying his treasure? Dig a hole...

Pirate Treasure Jokes

Here is a list of funny pirate treasure jokes and even better pirate treasure puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
• My friend thought Piracy was Captains with eyepatches, Boats robbing other boats for treasure, stuff like that... I said No, it's a Pirate see?
• An illiterate pirate lands at an island with a treasure map. The map says "X marks the spot."
  He is unable to find it.
• How do you find a Communist Pirate's treasure? X Marx the spot
• What do pirates say when they find a particularly nice treasure? WHOOP, THERE IT IS!
• What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it

Treasure Chest Jokes

Here is a list of funny treasure chest jokes and even better treasure chest puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.

Treasure Hunt Jokes

Here is a list of funny treasure hunt jokes and even better treasure hunt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The treasure hunt The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. ‪#‎truefact‬

Hilarious Treasure Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about treasure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heritage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make treasure pranks.