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Treasure Chest Jokes

6 treasure chest jokes and hilarious treasure chest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about treasure chest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Treasure Chest Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good treasure chest joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What is a Pirates least favourite treasure to find?

A sunken chest with no b**....

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that b**... bounce.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST?

His tongue got stuck in her b**...!

What did the pirate say when the other pirates called his treasure chest ugly?

Yarr.. b**... is in the eye of the beholder.

Pirate pick-up lines

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.


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