Treadmill Jokes
46 treadmill jokes and hilarious treadmill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about treadmill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Treadmill Short Jokes
Short treadmill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The treadmill humour may include short running track jokes also.
- I just saw some idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
- If I had a dollar for every time my wife said she was going on a diet I'd be able to buy her a treadmill she'd never use.
- I went to the gym this morning and hopped on the treadmill People started giving me funny looks, though, so I decided I'd better jog instead.
- What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
- My friend wanted to hit the treadmill while recovering from an injury. I told him tread lightly .
- This is ridiculous! I just saw a guy put his waterbottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill next to me!
What a waste of space. - I was at the gym today and decided to jump on the treadmill.... People started to give me really funny looks, so I started jogging instead.
- Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills... ... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.
- I bought a treadmill and use it for 15 seconds a day every day. It says right on it in big letters to stop using if you get shortness of breath.
- At the gym, I decided to hop on the treadmill.
People gave me weird looks so I started jogging instead..
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Treadmill One Liners
Which treadmill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with treadmill? I can suggest the ones about trampoline and jogging.
- This idiot on the treadmill at the gym. Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.
- My girlfriend always tries to give me a bj when I'm on the treadmill It's our running gag
- I bought a treadmill the other day... It's really giving me a run for my money.
- elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit It's a little fit bunny
- I had to quit my job as a treadmill tester. I just felt i wasn't getting anywhere!
- Did you see the treadmill elton john got for his rabbit? "It's a little fit bunny..."
- Phew!! 45 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't die.... Maybe, I'll turn it on next time.
- Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. It's a little fit bunny.
- I used to run a lot on the treadmill and contemplate my future I was going nowhere fast.
- I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop.
- Treadmill sellers are stiff competitors. They give you a run for your money.
- Treadmill It's a running inside joke.
- Dunkin Donuts should start selling treadmills Then, America could really run on Dunkin.
- What did the racist do on the treadmill? 3K
- I keep chasing my dreams Then I realise I'm on a treadmill
Playful Treadmill Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about treadmill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bicycle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make treadmill pranks.
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.
To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."
A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.
On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.
Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says f**... me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'
I bought a treadmill as part of my New Year's resolution to get in shape.
I've been using it for months and still don't feel like I'm getting anywhere.
UPDATE: tried to return it but customer service is giving me the runaround.
A priest entered the bedroom of a possessed boy with nothing but a treadmill and weights
Surprised, the boy's family gave the priest a strange look. He turned to the family, a bit confused himself, and said "I'm here to exercise the demons, right?"
I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class...
But yoga is a stretch for me.
I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run
What do you call a donkey on a treadmill?
An assident waiting to happen.
Came up with it at work today.
