Traveller Jokes
39 traveller jokes and hilarious traveller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about traveller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Gather around for a good laugh! This article contains an array of jokes told by the Gypsy Travellers community all over the streets. Get ready to be entertained and learn more about the Traveller culture through their favorite jokes.
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Funniest Traveller Short Jokes
Short traveller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The traveller humour may include short traveler jokes also.
- If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel - My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
- My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a bus driver
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound... how come I can hear the guy in the bmw behind me honk before the light turns green?
- A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips... "Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk." - If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel. - Why did the non-binary prospector travel West in 1849? Because there's gold in them/their hills
- The bartender says "No time travelers allowed in this bar" Two time travelers walk into a bar
- If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
- A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad. Border guard: Nationality?
tourist: Russian.
Border guard: Occupation?
Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time.
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Traveller One Liners
Which traveller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with traveller? I can suggest the ones about tourist and hitchhiker.
- How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
- Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7? Because they can't even.
- Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..
- The bartender said we don't serve time travellers. Two men walk into a bar.
- What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld? A new bus.
- Because the punchline gets spoiled early. Why is this time travel joke not funny?
- I wanted to make a joke about time travel... ...but you guys didn't like it.
- I was going to tell you all a joke about time travel. Unfortunately none of you liked it.
- Light travels faster than sound! That's why some people appear bright until they talk.
- If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title.
- Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even.
- So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it.
- The barman said "we don't serve time travelers here" I walk into a bar.
- Iran bans Americans from traveling there. Won't beheading there anymore
- and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar
Irish Traveller Jokes
Here is a list of funny irish traveller jokes and even better irish traveller puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do Irish travellers pray to God every Sunday. So they can prey on everyone else the other 6 days.
Gypsy Traveller Jokes
Here is a list of funny gypsy traveller jokes and even better gypsy traveller puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do gypsies s**... at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing.
Humorous Traveller Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about traveller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make traveller pranks.
A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
What are you reading, old man? he asks.
I'm learning Hebrew, comrade, replies the old Jew.
The KGB agent asks, What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.
I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham, replies the old man.
How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to h**...? asks the KGB agent.
I already speak Russian."
If you find gold in Australia where should you look for silver?
**Ag**stralia
My wife is an economist and I am an engineer.
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, Hey sweetheart, why don't you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing total distance travelled?
Well don't you know, she loved my suggestion!
It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.
Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
Yuri Gagarin returned from space and Khrushchev asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?"
Yuri replied: "Yes."
"That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody."
Gagarin traveled to Rome and met the Pope, who asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?"
Yuri replied: "No."
"That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody."
