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How fast can a women drive? 68 mph.
If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.

Travelling Tip

Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.
I leave the number of the room next to me.
It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy yell,
"Why are you calling me?"
Then you get up and take a shower. It's great.

Traveling Circus

A circus stopped in a small town. An elephant escaped and found its way into an old woman's garden. Not recognizing the beast, she frantically called the sheriff. "Sherrif, there's an enormous awful beast in my garden, and it's pulling up my petunias with its tail". "Oh?" said the sheriff. "and what is it doing with the petunias?". "Sheriff, if I told you, you'd never believe me!"

I'd like to travel to Holland

Wooden shoe?

How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel.

I paid in dimes.

I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well...

I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.

When traveling the coast, a struggling merchant and his wife come accross a giant beached whale with gold coins oozing from its mouth. When his wife asked if they should take the gold for themselves, the merchant replied...

"Midas whale"

On $15 I could travel the world..

of Warcraft

I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit"

...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

Bruce Wayne's parents

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun)

It was worth every Penne.

Once I was travelling in a taxi,

the taxi driver said: I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do.
Then I said: Take left.

Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.

I was traveling in europe

Went to Austria with a tour group and stopped at a famous cemetery, we could all here a strange sound, after afew minutes I asked the tour guide 'what's that noise?' He looked me without missing a beat and said "don't worry its just Beethoven de-composing"

- I like to travel in first

- But is expensive, is not?
- Yes, I have already broken three cars!!
European joke...

A traveling companion.

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and orders, "I'll have a pint, please. And one for the road."

If I could travel back in time, I would go to the Inquisition.

I heard the women had nice racks.

What does the travel ban look like at Wal-mart?

Well, it's just a small version of regular sized Ban, both the roll-on and invisible solid.

Travelling doctors are an interesting idea...

...but they don't work in practice.

I travelled to Asia with my wife

Came back with 500$

Did he travel with Scandinavian Airlines?

No, he simply vanished into Finnair

Which is the most traveled canal in all of Europe?

The birth canal.

Trav joke, Which is the most traveled canal in all of Europe?

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Trav One Liners

Which trav one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trav? I can suggest the ones about jacket and salesman.

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