The Best 11 Traumatic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Traumatic jokes. There are some traumatic hypochondria jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these traumatic mri puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Traumatic Jokes and Puns

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

My wife hates it when I show her old pictures of what she used to wear.

She has post traumatic dress disorder.

Underwater Birth

My wife and I decided to have an underwater child birth. The Dr. said birth in a pool would be less traumatic for the baby.

In hindsight, I don't think we would do it again. It seemed very chaotic as everyone was screaming, pushing, and splashing water as they tried to get out of the pool.

Traumatic joke, Underwater Birth

Football gave me traumatic brain injury

And I was only watching.

When I was in middle school, my "friends" used to force me to eat vegetables until I almost threw up.

They even started sending me pictures of vegetables on the internet, threatening to make me eat lettuce until I was sick. To this day, I still suffer from the effects of their rampant and traumatic fiber-bullying.


The man who wrote the Hokey Cokey just died.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started.

A Chrome tab is just like a traumatic event

It hangs in the background, unnecessarily taking over your memory.

Traumatic joke, A Chrome tab is just like a traumatic event

Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the demon fighting?

You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event

"My girlfriend had a seizure during a horror film last night," I told the doctor.

"Was it traumatic?" he asked.

I said, "Not really, but there were a few jump scares."

I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans...

I don' wanna taco 'bout it.

2 guys walk into a bar

They died the next day due to traumatic brain injury.

You can explore traumatic aftermath reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean traumatic transplant dad jokes. There are also traumatic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the traumatic dissociative jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working traumatic suffer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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