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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.

When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

Great pickup line...

You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?
Her: Yes.
You: Wanna Traumatize it?

My wife hates it when I show her old pictures of what she used to wear.

She has post traumatic dress disorder.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

I didn't think handstands were traumatic.

But I just did one and my whole world was turned upside down.

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11
YAY IT'S MAH CAKEY DAY!

My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night

But I will recover.

Why did the clairvoyant visit the psychologist?

He was suffering from pre-traumatic stress disorder.

Traumatic joke, Why did the clairvoyant visit the psychologist?


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Traumatic joke, Why did the clairvoyant visit the psychologist?

Traumatic joke, Why did the clairvoyant visit the psychologist?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these traumatic jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.