Trauma Jokes
36 trauma jokes and hilarious trauma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trauma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humor can be a form of resilience in the face of trauma. This article will explore the unique world of trauma jokes, popular among trauma nurses, trauma surgeons, and other trauma response workers. From jokes about childhood trauma to jokes about head and other traumatic injuries, find out why these jokes are so popular, how they can help you cope with stress and tragedy, and how they can be a source of solace and healing in a profession rife with mortality.
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Funniest Trauma Short Jokes
Short trauma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trauma humour may include short injury jokes also.
- I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy Turns out, there's a vas deferens
- Always carry a gun with you That way if you get robbed you can just shoot your self, Inflicting years of mental trauma on them winning the fight in the long run
- If you are creating a weapon for blunt force trauma I would advise you to make it heavy and balanced while being suitable to your size and strength. Not to put too fine a point on it.
- Modern historians have a new hypothesis for what caused the death of Helen of Troy... It was the impact trauma from her face launching a thousand ships, long before champagne was invented.
- Driving test... Friend: I just gave my driving test.
I: Did u pass it?
Friend: I don't know... I'm waiting for the instructor to return from the trauma center. - Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple? It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.
- A newly blinded man is brought is for emergency care The doctor checks the documents, sees eye trauma, then asks the patients to describe the problem?
Patient: You see , cause I sure don't. - Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a m**... joint? He suffered blunt force trauma
- What do you call it when someone coerces you into smoking m**... rolled into a cigar and it mentally scars you? Blunt force trauma
- Wow, somebody actually died from smoking too much w**... His cause of death was "Blunt Force Trauma"
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Trauma One Liners
Which trauma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trauma? I can suggest the ones about tragedy and distress.
- Why was snoop dogg admitted to hospital? He had blunt force trauma
- How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma.
- What did Bob Marley die of? BLUNT force trauma
Or
He got hit with a BLUNT object - What do you call a m**... induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma
- What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With w**...? Blunt trauma.
- How did the s**... die? From blunt force trauma
- A s**..., a Jedi and a doctor all walk into a bar Blunt Force Trauma
- What do you call m**... overdose? Blunt-force trauma
- What do you call a bad w**... trip? Blunt trauma
Comical & Quirky Trauma Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about trauma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tantrum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trauma pranks.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A border patrol official comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump...
"Sir, because of the trauma of being separated from their parents, three Brazilian children fell deeply sick last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated. He sinks back in his chair, murmuring "oh my god" to himself over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
Two men talking…….
Man 1: You know, I've been married twice and both my wife's died. The first one died from eating poisonous mushrooms. The second one died from blunt force trauma to the skull.
Man 2: Jesus, and how did that happen?
Man 1: She wouldn't eat her mushrooms
"I hear you just got married again."
Jim: "Joe, I hear you just got married again."
Joe: "Yes, for the fourth time."
Jim: "What happened to your first three wives?"
Joe: "They all died, Jim."
Jim: "How did that happen?"
Joe: "My first wife ate poison mushrooms."
Jim: "How terrible! And your second?"
Joe: "She ate poison mushrooms."
Jim: "And your third ate poison mushrooms too?"
Joe: "Oh, no. She died of blunt head trauma."
Jim: "I see, an accident."
Joe: "Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
Why is 10 traumatized forever?
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
YAY IT'S MAH CAKEY DAY!
Final exam
My psychology professor wrapped up the class and dicussed the final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a health trauma or death in the immediate family. My friend Johnny smirked and asked, "What about extreme s**... exhaustion?"
After the chuckling died down, the professor replied, "Nope, you can use your other hand to write."
f**... homes are a great place to hit on women.
No matter how many times you punch them, they will never complain about it.
Or: They might give you the cold shoulder at first, but if you keep at it, they'll eventually warm up to you.
Or: Because of recent trauma in their lives, they are very receptive to having s**....
A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.
The new method involved blunt force trauma to the patient's head.
The strategy was such a success that people would line up around the block to receive the new anaesthetic.
A man asked the doctor what the line was for.
The doctor replied "that's the punchline."
Why was 10 traumatized?
He was caught in the middle of 9-11
Someone pressured me into smoking w**... one time and it still scares me to this day
I call it blunt force trauma
I had a minor accident at work...
I won't go into details, but it affected my eyes.
The left one is okay, but the other one actually suffered enough trauma to where it popped out. It was "unsalvageable", doctors said.
When they broke the news, I couldn't help but get emotional.
I knew I'd never see right again.
So i have this over the top gay friend..
He gets really screechy and table slappy when we watch hockey.
Slapping the table top and screeching in a high pitched feminine voice when his team scores a goal.
I wonder what in his past made him this way?
Was it caused by trauma?
Did he not get enough attention from his father?
Was he molested by his uncle?
Seriously people aren't just born Maple Leaf fans!
Why was 10 traumatised?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
