Trashed Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Trashed Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant...
Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction
A marauding group if small angry marine mammals trashed my house last night.
They left it an otter shambles i tell ya.
So a policeman is in pursuit of a drunk driver...
...and this drunk is barreling at high speeds, nearly destroying everything in it's path. Finally the car hits a telephone pole and the car stops. The policeman jumps out of his car, runs up to the trashed car and pulls out the driver screaming, "YOU'RE DRUNK!"
The driver responds "Thank God. I thought my brakes and steering went out!"
A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple.
They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.
My relationship status is like that other missing sock,
I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed
Did you hear about the spy who trashed a kid's birthday party?
He was a good anti-caking agent
What's the difference between Sony and Nintendo fans?
Sony fans get triggered when their game gets trashed.
Nintendo fans get triggered by a 7 out of 10.
Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?
She trashed the bill.
Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
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