Traps Jokes
39 traps jokes and hilarious traps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about traps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love traps? Enjoy a laugh at the expense of these simple devices! Read our collection of the funniest trap jokes around, featuring mag finders, mouse traps, and more. Put a smile on your face and discover why traps are more than just a practical tool.
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Funniest Traps Short Jokes
Short traps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The traps humour may include short trapped jokes also.
- I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
- When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.
- What do you call a 70 year old man trapped in the emotional state of a 14 year old girl? Mr. President.
- For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was..just a stage he was going through.
- I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
- What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
- 15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
- I used to think I was a boy trapped in a girl's body Lasted bout nine months, I'm fine now.
- If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap.
- Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.
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Traps One Liners
Which traps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with traps? I can suggest the ones about snare and trap doors.
- Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives? America
- When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
- Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
- Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!
- I used to feel like a man who was trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.
- My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February
- I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
- I used to feel that I was a man trapped in a woman's body... Then my mother gave birth.
- I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then my mom gave birth so it's all good now
- Don't read part A backwards Its A trap
- What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.
- I was a man trapped in a women's body. Then I was born.
- Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
- Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!
- When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body Then I was born
Mouse Traps Jokes
Here is a list of funny mouse traps jokes and even better mouse traps puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He got caught in a trap.
- My pet mouse "Elvis" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap.
- I had a pet mouse named Elvis when i was a kid, but he suddenly died one day. He got caught in a trap
- What's the quietest type of dubstep? Mouse Trap
- My pet mouse "Elvis" died He was caught in a trap
- Whats the key to a good mouse trap? The execution.
- A joke I saw today I found my pet mouse Elvis dead today, he was caught in a trap...
Uproarious Traps Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about traps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trapped inside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make traps pranks.
Pest Control
There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.
Mice
We've had a few mice in the house recently so I set a few traps.
The next day I went down to check and was very surprised with what I found.
I jumped back into bed and said to the wife, "There are some clever mice in this area."
"Why?" she asked, "Did they get the cheese without springing the traps?"
"They didn't go near them," I replied. "They're sitting in the living room playing Scrabble."
Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?
They're booby traps
Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand
They're good at detecting traps
How do you catch a Grizzly without traps?
With your bear hands.
Apparently the army is actively recruiting strippers.
They are experts on setting up booby traps.
Did you hear about the board game which traps you in a mystical world of French cuisine from which you must eat you way out?
It's called "Je manger."
Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps
They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly b**...
A friend told me that Freddy from s**... Doo was gay
I told him that he was an idiot
Because liking traps doesn't make you gay.
How do gold diggers get you to be with them?
They use their booby traps
What do you call cross dressers with breast implants?
Booby traps.
Reporter- What excercise do you use to make your traps bigger?
Bodybuilder- shrugs
It's good to see Thailand hasn't changed since I was last there
With entire soccer teams in deep holes, and way too many traps.
Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable?
Because Freddy is only into "traps"
What do traps and mods have in common?
They're both gay
What do you call "A man that pulls rabbits out of hats, escapes from dangerous traps, and does card tricks in front of an audience that claps?"
Just an allusion.
