The Best 18 Traps Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Traps jokes. There are some traps snare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these traps fromage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Traps Jokes and Puns

Tripped over my friends bra...

..she is always setting booby traps!

Mice

We've had a few mice in the house recently so I set a few traps.

The next day I went down to check and was very surprised with what I found.

I jumped back into bed and said to the wife, "There are some clever mice in this area."

"Why?" she asked, "Did they get the cheese without springing the traps?"

"They didn't go near them," I replied. "They're sitting in the living room playing Scrabble."

Pest Control

There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.

Traps joke, Pest Control

Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?

They're booby traps

Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand

They're good at detecting traps


How do you catch a Grizzly without traps?

With your bear hands.

Apparently the army is actively recruiting strippers.

They are experts on setting up booby traps.

Traps joke, Apparently the army is actively recruiting strippers.

Did you hear about the board game which traps you in a mystical world of French cuisine from which you must eat you way out?

It's called "Je manger."

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons

A friend told me that Freddy from Scooby Doo was gay

I told him that he was an idiot

Because liking traps doesn't make you gay.

How do gold diggers get you to be with them?

They use their booby traps

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What do you call cross dressers with breast implants?

Booby traps.

Reporter- What excercise do you use to make your traps bigger?

Bodybuilder- shrugs

It's good to see Thailand hasn't changed since I was last there

With entire soccer teams in deep holes, and way too many traps.

Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable?

Because Freddy is only into "traps"

What do traps and mods have in common?

They're both gay

Traps joke, What do traps and mods have in common?

What do you call "A man that pulls rabbits out of hats, escapes from dangerous traps, and does card tricks in front of an audience that claps?"

Just an allusion.

A man traps a chickenb in a room, but it gets out from the back side.

He then traps it in a cage, but it breaks it and escapes from the back side. The man then kills the chicken, cuts it, cooks it and eats it. The chicken gets out from the back side, again.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the traps campers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working traps trap piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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