Trapped Jokes

Funniest Trapped Short Jokes

Short trapped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trapped humour may include short traps jokes also.

1. I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
2. When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.
3. What do you call a 70 year old man trapped in the emotional state of a 14 year old girl? Mr. President.
4. For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was..just a stage he was going through.
5. I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
6. What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
7. 15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
8. I used to think I was a boy trapped in a girl's body Lasted bout nine months, I'm fine now.
9. If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap.
10. Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.

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Trapped One Liners

Which trapped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trapped? I can suggest the ones about captured and stuck.

1. Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives? America
2. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
3. Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
4. Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!
5. I used to feel like a man who was trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.
6. My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February
7. I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
8. I used to feel that I was a man trapped in a woman's body... Then my mother gave birth.
9. I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then my mom gave birth so it's all good now
10. Don't read part A backwards Its A trap
11. What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.
12. I was a man trapped in a women's body. Then I was born.
13. Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
14. Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!
15. When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body Then I was born

Trapped Inside Jokes

Here is a list of funny trapped inside jokes and even better trapped inside puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My son is a man trapped inside a womans body. He'll be born in July.
• I felt like a man trapped inside the body of a woman Then I was born
• I was once a man trapped inside a woman's body Then my mother gave birth to me.
• Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
• How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole.
  2.) Put Peas around the Hole.
  3.) Put ashes inside the Hole.
  4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole.
• Did you hear the one about the man who was unjustly trapped inside of a penny? He yelled, "Let me outta here. I'm in a cent!"
• Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman's body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.
• IT guy: How's the network? Fisherman: The fish are bigger than the holes so they get trapped inside.
• My Client is trapped inside a penny. Judge says,"What?"
  Laywer,"He's in a cent."
• Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows.

Silly Trapped Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about trapped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tied up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trapped pranks.