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Funniest Trapped Inside Short Jokes

Short trapped inside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trapped inside humour may include short trapped jokes also.

  1. Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
  2. How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole.
    2.) Put Peas around the Hole.
    3.) Put ashes inside the Hole.
    4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole.
  3. Did you hear the one about the man who was unjustly trapped inside of a penny? He yelled, "Let me outta here. I'm in a cent!"
  4. Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman's body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.
  5. IT guy: How's the network? Fisherman: The fish are bigger than the holes so they get trapped inside.
  6. Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows.
  7. A lawyer claims that his client had been trapped inside a penny... ...and that said client was in a cent.
  8. How do you trap an elephant? You dig a hole, put peanuts around it and ash inside it and when the elephant gets close you kick him in the ash-hole.
  9. My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says life could be a lot worse, that I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
    I know he means well.
  10. What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
    Run round and round till you're all pooped out!

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Trapped Inside One Liners

Which trapped inside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trapped inside? I can suggest the ones about stuck in elevator and stuck.

  1. Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
  2. When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body Then I was born
  3. My son is a man trapped inside a womans body. He'll be born in July.
  4. I felt like a man trapped inside the body of a woman Then I was born
  5. I was once a man trapped inside a woman's body Then my mother gave birth to me.
  6. My Client is trapped inside a penny. Judge says,"What?"
    Laywer,"He's in a cent."
  7. I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar Now I'm really in a pickle.
  8. Got trapped inside a gherkin for a while... I was really in a pickle
  9. I'm a man trapped inside a women's body....
  10. How do you escape a meme if you're trapped inside of it?
  11. What does a car that has a German soul trapped inside it say? Warum
  12. I used to be a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Then my mom gave birth to me.

Amusing & Witty Trapped Inside Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about trapped inside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean traps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trapped inside pranks.

I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman.

I will never keep l**... and glue in the same drawer ever again.

My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days...

My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse , I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have put the l**... next to the glue…

Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny

Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent
Judge: You're going to jail with him
^^^^Totally ^^^^my ^^^^own ^^^^work ^^^^and ^^^^not ^^^^a ^^^^repost ^^^^by ^^^^any ^^^^mean

Fire at the Pub

A firehouse got a call about a pub. The firemen rushed there to see the place ablaze. They could hear someone calling for help from inside. Two of them ran in to see an Irishman trapped under debris. They were able to pull him out as the rest of them fought the fire. One of his rescuers asked how the fire started. The Irishman looked up at him and said, "I don't know, it was like this when I got here."

A bass player runs into a bar...

where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"

I got into a fight with my girlfriend the other day

She was saying a bunch of generic stuff like 'I need to learn to let things go' and 'I always keep things bottled up inside' and 'I make her feel trapped.' I had to interrupt her pretty quickly and tell her "you can drop all the hints you want, I'm not letting you out of this basement".

A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company

*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*

A guy gets framed for m**...

Lawyer : my client is trapped inside a coin
Judge : what?
Lawyer : he's in a cent
Judge : your going to jail with him

There was a child who was absolutely obsessed with tractors

He had tractor wallpaper, model tractors, pictures of tractors.. everything was about tractors for him.
However, as he grew older his love for tractors faded.
He went to university, married a girl and they had kids.
One day he came home and his house was on fire and his family were trapped inside!
He ran to the front door, took a deep breath and s**... all of the flames into his mouth.
Sobbing, his wife came out with the children and screamed 'HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?'
He replied, calmly 'It's easy. I'm an ex-tractor fan.'

I like my women like my wine

Trapped in a basement for ten years and with tasty red liquid inside

There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway,

She was found dead of starvation the next morning.

Heading to market

Little Johnny's mom sends him out to the store for some nuts so she can make brownies. On the way to the store, little johnny witnesses a horrendous car accident in which a car explodes with a man still inside. Stunned by what he jus saw he runs all the way home to tell his mom. He runs in and says, "Mom there was this giant accident!!! This guy was trapped in a car and it exploded! His body parts went everywhere! His arm flew this way and his leg the other way it was intense!" To which his mom replies, "And the nuts!?" "O I don't know where they went.."
Joke I heard when I was kid, sorry if repost or if the wording is a bit off, its been a while.